Comments on: PETER KING’S GROIN-RAVAGED PROSE

By: sb

sb — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:40:37 +0000

ADA2UDE @ #21…only to an extent…carnal inspiration is a requirement…I gotta be able to see myself doin’ it and I have seen some FWC’s that I wouldn’t touch with anyone’s courting tackle…just sayin’ its gotta be more than just any port in a storm.

By: LSUADA2UDE

LSUADA2UDE — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:20:04 +0000

Eager beats Pretty every time!

By: Dr. William S. McPimpslap, M.D.

Dr. William S. McPimpslap, M.D. — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:04:33 +0000

@13,
While I agree that Bayeux Badass would, in fact, be a kick-ass name, I believe that Campbell went to Da U.

By: sb

sb — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:55:07 +0000

O. @ #8…excellent point…it seems I forgot about those who selected me based on potential alone…

OoC @ #14…yeah, there must be a reciprocity, a mutual selection, if you will, as any rape charge will bring on a whole new manner of sexual selection…

By: Rabo Karabekian

Rabo Karabekian — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:13:06 +0000

Still two points better than that 12 Chris Leak put up.

Did Booty’s Southern accent not help on the wonderlic?

ESPN showed that his accent was the key to being a Heisman winner.. oops.

By: UgasTexan

UgasTexan — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:38:43 +0000

And… we’ve traded in guaranteed Christian pootang for guaranteed “no strings attached” pootang!

Whoo hoo!

By: lance harbor

lance harbor — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:02:58 +0000

The wisdom is flowing in this thread.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:38:14 +0000

It’s like when Pinocchio asked Geppetto a solution to his splinter problem that chicks were complaining about on his puppet pecker, so Geppetto told him to try sanding them out with sandpaper. A few weeks later Geppetto asked him how the girl situation was going, and Pinocchio replied, “Now that’s I’ve discovered sandpaper, who needs chicks?!?”

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:34:04 +0000

SB – “Why not opt for the slender, svelte, lithe god-bodies�I mean, if given a choice�free will and all, doesn�t it make sense to go for what is appealing instead of tappin� porkers?”

SB – I assume it has as much to do with a healthy willingness to allow the “slender, svelte, lithe god-bodies” have free-will as well; you know, aversion to a rape charge.

By: robert

robert — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:26:14 +0000

Calais Campbell–his name would be cooler only if it was Bayeux Badass.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:10:10 +0000

Fuck a duck,
Screw a guinea,
Cajun pussy,
good as any!

By: Billy in Baton Rouge

Billy in Baton Rouge — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:04:26 +0000

“Fucked too many fat chicks.”

Ah the wisdom of Ricky Jean Francois. One can only hope the gems will flowing this fall. Along with the tackles for loss.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:04:07 +0000

This entry is the EDSBS version of Ow, my Balls!

By: PTTO

PTTO — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:02:33 +0000

a certain spinal tap song comes to mind.
“the looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzsWuqNlLK4

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:55:22 +0000

I mean, if given a choice�free will and all, doesn�t it make sense to go for what is appealing instead of tappin� porkers?

Fortunately, need trumps all. If women asked that question, half of all men would get no sex at all. Fortunately, women are like Steve Spurrier when it comes to recruiting: “It’s all about coachin’ ‘em up.”