Comments on: THE CORRECTIONS, 4/25/08

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:52:34 +0000

Actually, the Alabama Crab Slapper is more realistic, what kind of freak would do the Alabama Hot Pocket?
What kind of weirdo freak ho’ would request that shit?
Carmen Electra?

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:32:34 +0000

Fantastic Northwestern blurb. Not only is it accurate, but sadly, that’s about the extent of the attention we deserve in the college football universe.

By: Willie

Willie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:40:45 +0000

Every Northwestern alum has to explain that NU isn’t in Boston (Northeastern) and it isn’t a state school (NIU). Then they tell you about how they got waitlisted at Princeton but didn’t feel like waiting and how great Evanston (”E-Town”) is.

Then: tears.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:34:40 +0000

In the name of journalism and science, “alligator fuckhouse” is more of setting, not exactly a “position”

BTW, googled “alligator, house” and the previously mentioned phrase was at the top of the list, over the news story of a woman actually finding a gator in her kitchen. Nice job commenters hiking up the Googe ranking to #1.

By: jebus

jebus — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:21:49 +0000

@Brian O’Blivion – I assure you, I’m quite real.

By: OhioDawg

OhioDawg — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:47:34 +0000

Promise me alligator fuckhouse was just pulled from the ether. WELL DONE!

I’m in complete agreement with #7.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:41:04 +0000

Holly, speaking of Stranko, where the heck has he been? It’s been a while since he posted.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:38:54 +0000

Alabama HotPocket…jebus…..I remember reading Penthouse Forum and thinking that was real once too.

By: GamecockTony

GamecockTony — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:11:24 +0000

@OoC – please, God, don’t let it be #2…. wait, that came out wrong. (That’s what she said.) Ok, I’ll stop.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:58:08 +0000

You’d think that with all of Phil Knight’s money, Oregon would be using Design Within Reach instead of West Elm.

/metrosexual

Re: the Alabama hot pocket using Ben-Gay: if you did applied the same principle to the Bagpipe but used Nair instead, you could get off while your partner gets some grooming taken care of as well. Or forcibly adapt a German to American grooming habits.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:35:13 +0000

Lots of good guest bloggers during the season, actually–my girls J-Money and Barstoolio, the boys from Black Heart Gold Pants, EDSBS Live’s own Peter Bean. But yes, I’m here in a permanent-ish capacity since I left Ladies… in February. (Not to replace Stranko, though. Who could replace Stranko? Not me.)

By: Dave

Dave — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:30:10 +0000

I think we can all assume at this point that Holly has replaced Stranko as the intermittent, non-Orson poster around here. I do know that there have been posts under jebus’s name too, back when Orson would miss entire Saturdays during the season because of attending games.

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:20:19 +0000

i had to assume it was holly�s column just because i figured no way in hell orson knows what west elm is.

True as that may be, it’s also got my name at the bottom. Holla!

By: stoopsy

stoopsy — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:12:27 +0000

Mike Leach was reported to enjoy engaging in the “angry pirate.” He actually prefers the Cincinatti BowTie.

By: Picture Me Rollin

Picture Me Rollin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:39:17 +0000

“Like down shifting a car!”

HA!