Comments on: STAY PERFECTLY STILL. JETS FANS’ VISUAL ACUITY IS BASED ON MOVEMENT.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:01:19 +0000

Jags pick Derrick Harvey and Quentin Groves with their first two picks.

Welcome to Duval – you gonna get hit.

John — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:31:53 +0000

After drafting Dustin Keller, Orson better prepare for the ensuing riot.

Yomo — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:38:06 +0000

That is obviously Chad Pennington. Look at the little teeny arms.

Holly — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:05:24 +0000

I can’t believe someone remembered that. Awesome.

John — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:18:39 +0000

So Holly, Jet fans and Brandon Cox are both raptors?

Will — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:57:25 +0000

If Jets fan’s visual acuity is based on movement, how did they know to boo Kyle Brady, who moved like a T.Rex in a tar pit?

socalbryan — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:46:59 +0000

“Clever girl.” Nice Jurassic Park reference.

yoyofutbawl — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:38:43 +0000

Is that Rich Kotite in the Jets hat? My memory is a bit fuzzy after all these years.

beast in bama — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:44:39 +0000

Hold on to your butts.

Bagger Douche — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:43:00 +0000

T-Rex be flashin’ gang signs and shit.

Holly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:33:44 +0000

New fun activity: Forgetting to label a Cheesecake post as NSFW until my producer sees me writing the post and flips his shit. Oh, dear.

Dave — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:32:47 +0000

Poor Skittles… I can’t think of a worse fate for anything than shattering on impact with Kiper’s hair.

Holly — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:29:28 +0000

Cheesecake, coming up, very shortly. Please hold.

meatybob — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:21:57 +0000

Again, why can’t I be that funny?

Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:59:49 +0000

Holly, are we gettin some cheesecake today?