Comments on: STUFF RED AND BLACK PEOPLE LIKE

By: UGA > You

UGA > You — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:21:08 +0000

List was pretty right on, I’ll be the first to admit there’s a good bit of douchery in Athens, especially surrounding the “Greek” world.

However, it still happens to be the greatest place in the world, and Mark Richt still happens to be the son of god.

Add Masters apparel and “outdoor” wear to the list. Also, fuck hippie music.

By: Law School Is Destroying My Life!

Law School Is Destroying My Life! — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:17:51 +0000

Used to be the old Tech joke about the UGA grad calling the Tech grad boss was somewhat accurate.

Now all you Techies are good for is fixing my PC.

Have fun with your new coach, I know how much you like talking about how awesome you were in the 30s and 40s, now you can run an offense from that era again.

By: Oh yeah

Oh yeah — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 18:44:32 +0000

Oh Doug, what kind of coward waits 3 days to give response that makes no sense whatsoever. Yeah, we really do sign ‘em. We win 364 days a year. I’ll take it.

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:53:11 +0000

@140: No, you cash our paychecks at the bank-teller window. There’s a difference.

By: Some Dude

Some Dude — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:35:55 +0000

This was good but don’t forget that most uga “grads” never leave the state after “college” for “employment.”

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:22:22 +0000

@135

Sorry Tater, the ladies won it all. Back to back to back to back!

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:59:11 +0000

@140 Mosby…. Yeah right….

I’ll take a Rensselaer Poly man over your weirdness any day.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:51:24 +0000

@141 Bradley

Dead on except for Robert Earl Keen…never heard of him.

A true Dawg (at least the old ones) are jamming with Ziggy Mahoney at Bennies Red Barn in St. Simons every weekend from memorial to labor day. Hate it that Alphonzo’s Supper Club closed.

By: Urban Spurrier

Urban Spurrier — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 00:02:22 +0000

Orson,

Please create a category for all the “Stuff ____ people like”. I need a one stop shop to learn about others around the country.

Sincerely,

Jeremy Foley

By: Paul

Paul — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:07:29 +0000

Bradley – You nailed it, 100%. I think this is the frat-star Bible. But your saying not everyone loves ceiling fans? I need to get out of the state more often.

Orson got it about 75%. Mandals suck.

By: Bradley

Bradley — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 21:54:03 +0000

Polo Shirts…because nothing shows off a 40-year-old beer gut better.

Bright Red Pants…because silver isn’t obnoxious or ghey enough.

The Saint Simons Mop…think Bama Bangs in the front, sides, and back.

Black Dresses…because they gave up wearing white in middle school.

Black Tennis Dresses…appropriate for both weddings and funerals.

Jangle Pop and Beach Music…went out of favor with everyone else around 1989.

Golf ho’s…overdressed middle aged women hangin’ ’round the pro shop bar.

Big Charcoal Grills…makes up for deficiencies elsewhere.

Cigars…stinkin’ up a golf course near you.

Dogs and guns…home alarm and security systems preferred by the red and black people.

Ceiling fans…every red and black home has two or three.

Bitchin’ about Atlanta…but go out-of-state and ask Gary Gwinnett, Chuck Cobb, or Nancy North Fulton where they are from and they will enthusiastically give you the same answer.

Sunglasses…day, night, summer, winter, sunshine or rain.

Socks?…red and black people hate socks for some reason.

Robert Earl Keen…just don’t tell THEM he’s not from Athens.

By: Mosby

Mosby — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:02:13 +0000

@133:

Of course you like us. We sign your paychecks.

By: the croominator

the croominator — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:19:01 +0000

After reading the list again, I realize that you can’t do “Stuff Red and Blue People Like” because they like a lot of the same stuff Red and Black People like. Except replace Gwinett County with either DeSoto or Madison County, Herschel Walker with either of the Mannings (Archie or Eli), and Chik-Fil-A with Newk’s.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:08:14 +0000

I’ve never read such ignorant talk until EffinDane comes up in here talking shit on UGA left and right.

By: Mark Twain

Mark Twain — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 15:27:42 +0000

Can we add whoever their old ass gravely voiced announcer is/was?
The hobnail boot guy. God DAMN this guy is horrible and they jerkit to his game calls. Im pretty sure hes dead right now. Maybe not legally or medically but just on the inside like my ex girlfriends.
Seriously I have grown to very much dislike these people for the most part.
Enjoyed it cant wait to see my school get blasted on here so I can whine about it.