Comments on: OREGON LINEMEN MAKE A CALENDAR SO HOT YOU WILL DIE LOOKING AT IT

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:24:34 +0000

I�m satisfied we�re all laughing at these giants; their ominous demeanor on the field (and in public) makes these images all the more ironic. But calling into question the quality of academics at the University of Oregon will now elicit a personal and pointed lambasting that might just get me barred from EDSBS .

By: kleph

kleph — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:03:30 +0000

from the get go. you’re a dick. and a rather dim one at that.

By: Crosse Photography

Crosse Photography — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:00:37 +0000

I’ll say this from the get-go; I’m the photographer and designer for the Oregon offensive line calendar and an alum of the University of Oregon School of Journalism and Communication.

MeatyBob � Yes MB you are an idiot, and not just any idiot, but a thick-browed, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing idiot. Not only did you spell �stupid� wrong but you also confused the contraction �they�re� with the word �there�. Go check your notes from elementary school. And if you�re going to quote a news magazine at least make it one with more words than pictures . . . but then again . . . maybe you shouldn�t.

Tracy Pennington � Wrong orange dumb-ass. They�re wearing day-glow orange, not the burnt orange the Beavers use in their color scheme.

And MB do you see how I used the contraction �they�re� and not �there�? That�s the grammatically correct way and you might also notice I used the third homophone �their� . . . oh shit . . . I said homophone. Commence with the gay jokes you morons.

Boozy McHound — Obviously your Latin sucks; either that or you have in your head somewhere you�re reading Spanish.

And finally to you EDSBS — You are using my images without my permission and have been for the past two weeks (it�s true, the University of Oregon does not own them) and this is what copyright law calls �illegal�. I charge $200 for the use of each photo, so you�ve now racked up $1,800 in usage fees. I�ll have my lawyer call your lawyer.

OK?

Crosse Photography
effeleven@gmail.com

By: AnOnAmOuS

AnOnAmOuS — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:59:23 +0000

to Mr. Pelican Pants…. oregon rushed for 465 against The University of Washington and Stewart put up 253 against USF. i don’t think it needs to be said but these guys can block…

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:29:30 +0000

“stuped”?

Yes, I am an idiot.

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:28:42 +0000

BTW, how can a school that is so gay, yet be so poor in academics? Frickin Nebraska is a better academic institution (per US News) than Oregon.

There are stuped liberals after all. Who knew?

By: meatybob

meatybob — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:24:21 +0000

At U of Oregon, we work hard, we play hard. CUE THE MUSIC!

By: Tracy Pennington

Tracy Pennington — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 20:53:29 +0000

Those guys in pic # 5 are way to girly to make it in Corn Valley….. They would be tortured and well who knows….? So ignore the Beaver colored hats self respecting Beaver fans!

By: JB

JB — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:36:05 +0000

I’m almost afraid to ask, but what does bagpipe mean as a verb?

By: Innocent Bystander

Innocent Bystander — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:26:29 +0000

From the article:

“But the offensive linemen? These guys are built more like, well � did you know the proceeds will go to the National Childhood Obesity Foundation? And yes, you�re tracking along with the linemen, who chose the charity because, as Jeff Kendall says, �we all grew up as fat kids.�”

So it goes toward a good cause. But yes, recommence the laughter.

By: tuscalevi

tuscalevi — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:38:58 +0000

hopefully these make it into the program in september.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 18:43:39 +0000

Please have Verne Lundquist review this live…on CBS when Oregon has to play anybody…….pic #5 has
very freaky N-Sync feel to it….
This is really just too easy……….I could work comedy from these pics for weeks…especially if I was a D-Line coach from any of their opponents…
“Your really gonna let these guys block you?…..really?
Have you seen these? If they get more than 5 yrds rushing, you all gonna be getting some pics made…… with these guys!” @ #3 just reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-dg89wr-s

By: Blazin

Blazin — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:53:10 +0000

Cool. Now Dan Fouts has some new trivial non-sequiturs to sprinkle into his Pac-10 broadcasts.

By: That 5.0 Guy

That 5.0 Guy — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:27:41 +0000

Well, . . . shit.

I don’t think this guts funnier.

My productivity in class today just went from slight to zero so fast it went plaid.

By: Coop

Coop — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:01:56 +0000

And 28 is Reason # 2,453,549 that nobody has ever accused Georgia alums of being creative.

The next Georgia fan that throws up a “Tech students and alums are dork,” joke that has been run into the ground, I am responding with, “did you play high school football, or ANY organized football, in your life, for that matter?” response.

Because if you didn’t, well you are just a pussy and you should not be looking at any college or pro sports football blogs.

I mean, if Ryan Seacrest could play high school football, and you were scared to get hit, what does it say about your manhood?

The point in the above is that both have been run into the ground.

I would imagine UGa has their fair share of World of Warcraft players, although I can’t say that I ever met any during my numerous visits to Athens in college, or whatever the WOW equivalent was back then.