OREGON LINEMEN MAKE A CALENDAR SO HOT YOU WILL DIE LOOKING AT IT

I can’t believe we lost to these guys. Damn you and your broken finger JD Booty!

I’m so glad we beat these guys. (Note: “Guys” does not include Dennis Dixon.)

gaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Has LSUFreek stopped signing his work?

holy shit – just holy shit

This photo expose does as much credit to the UO line as the Fuck Lion did for Marques.

Yeah …. 38 – 0 by a team with a guy wearing a scarf while riding his moped to the second floor to check out works of fiction.

Thanks, Orson, I’ll be ventilating my head with that Glock ASAP.

Words… fail…

Oh, the Pac-10 is just adorable!

[/genteel southern woman who uses words like “adorable” in place of “non-threatening and/or possibly in possession of an alternative lifestyle”]

Can anyone spell “vomitus”?

Swindle?………………Swindle?…………….Swindle?

Is the guy holding the compound bow missing part of his finger, or is it just bent? If lost [insert hunting accident joke].

Incredible find Clay and Robert… Incredible.

Oh. My. God.

Danger Corset.

Bagpiped.

Nut-twisting.

“…we’re just celebrating each other’s strength.”

I’ve learned so much here today. Thank you, Orson. It’s just this kind of…stuff…..I seek daily to enrich my life. Cheers to you.

You know if it’s up before the Curious Index it’s going to be reeeeeally interesting and my goodness, it is.

Doug @ #9:

My other favorite southern genteel colloquialism is “Bless his heart, he tries so hard,” meaning of couse that “he” is retarded. My grandmother might use that exact phrase if she saw the fella on the scooter.

I’m pretty sure that the terrorists just claimed victory.

wow. (and not in a good way.)

They just subjected themselves to a lot of **** talking this fall.

Hey Scuba boy….

If they sell this for any type of profit for the Athletic Department or anything not related to charity/not-for profit organization, it’s an NCAA violation.

See: Alford, Steve and his Indiana University Sorority spread.

am i the only one who heard spinal tap’s “listen to the flower people” while looking at that second photo?

Orson – be honest….would you have made these remarks about these wonderful playful boyish photos if those guys resided at Georgia Tech?

If yes, you would have found out about nut twisting the hard way

holy pastiness!!! except for that one guy of course.

#16… nah… its just the opposite.

The terrorists just started drafting their complete and unconditional surrender.

Like Orson said… “so hot you could die looking at it”

hardcore white boy with ‘Esto Perpetua’?
Really?? “The Perpetual One”? Really….
I woulda thought ‘torniquete’ was more appropriate…

Futbawl Fan—

So begging for a good demolition is this calendar that we would have typed it with them looking over our shoulder.

That’s the hardest I have laughed in a while. Thanks, Ducks.

Wow. It’s like that time I went onto Craigslist while on peyote… Perhaps I’ve said too much.

Santonio Holmes thinks they’re doing it wrong.

This calendar never could’ve sprung from Georgia Tech to begin with, because all the photos would be of the linemen sitting around in their jammies playing World of Warcraft.

Tebow’s on the floor of the Senate. Looking smooth – but probably not Steely Dan smooth….

to bad it wasnt the Cal GOLDEN BEARS who did this calender. That would fit too perfect.

I lost it on the animal husbandry bit. Comedy gold!

And 28 is Reason # 2,453,549 that nobody has ever accused Georgia alums of being creative.

The next Georgia fan that throws up a “Tech students and alums are dork,” joke that has been run into the ground, I am responding with, “did you play high school football, or ANY organized football, in your life, for that matter?” response.

Because if you didn’t, well you are just a pussy and you should not be looking at any college or pro sports football blogs.

I mean, if Ryan Seacrest could play high school football, and you were scared to get hit, what does it say about your manhood?

The point in the above is that both have been run into the ground.

I would imagine UGa has their fair share of World of Warcraft players, although I can’t say that I ever met any during my numerous visits to Athens in college, or whatever the WOW equivalent was back then.

Well, . . . shit.

I don’t think this guts funnier.

My productivity in class today just went from slight to zero so fast it went plaid.

Cool. Now Dan Fouts has some new trivial non-sequiturs to sprinkle into his Pac-10 broadcasts.

Please have Verne Lundquist review this live…on CBS when Oregon has to play anybody…….pic #5 has
very freaky N-Sync feel to it….
This is really just too easy……….I could work comedy from these pics for weeks…especially if I was a D-Line coach from any of their opponents…
“Your really gonna let these guys block you?…..really?
Have you seen these? If they get more than 5 yrds rushing, you all gonna be getting some pics made…… with these guys!” @ #3 just reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja-dg89wr-s

hopefully these make it into the program in september.

From the article:

“But the offensive linemen? These guys are built more like, well — did you know the proceeds will go to the National Childhood Obesity Foundation? And yes, you’re tracking along with the linemen, who chose the charity because, as Jeff Kendall says, “we all grew up as fat kids.””

So it goes toward a good cause. But yes, recommence the laughter.

I’m almost afraid to ask, but what does bagpipe mean as a verb?

Those guys in pic # 5 are way to girly to make it in Corn Valley….. They would be tortured and well who knows….? So ignore the Beaver colored hats self respecting Beaver fans!

At U of Oregon, we work hard, we play hard. CUE THE MUSIC!

BTW, how can a school that is so gay, yet be so poor in academics? Frickin Nebraska is a better academic institution (per US News) than Oregon.

There are stuped liberals after all. Who knew?

“stuped”?

Yes, I am an idiot.

to Mr. Pelican Pants…. oregon rushed for 465 against The University of Washington and Stewart put up 253 against USF. i don’t think it needs to be said but these guys can block…

I’ll say this from the get-go; I’m the photographer and designer for the Oregon offensive line calendar and an alum of the University of Oregon School of Journalism and Communication.

I’m satisfied we’re all laughing at these giants; their ominous demeanor on the field (and in public) makes these images all the more ironic. But calling into question the quality of academics at the University of Oregon will now elicit a personal and pointed lambasting that might just get me barred from EDSBS . . .

MeatyBob – Yes MB you are an idiot, and not just any idiot, but a thick-browed, knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing idiot. Not only did you spell “stupid” wrong but you also confused the contraction “they’re” with the word “there”. Go check your notes from elementary school. And if you’re going to quote a news magazine at least make it one with more words than pictures . . . but then again . . . maybe you shouldn’t.

Tracy Pennington – Wrong orange dumb-ass. They’re wearing day-glow orange, not the burnt orange the Beavers use in their color scheme.

And MB do you see how I used the contraction “they’re” and not “there”? That’s the grammatically correct way and you might also notice I used the third homophone “their“ . . . oh shit . . . I said homophone. Commence with the gay jokes you morons.

Boozy McHound — Obviously your Latin sucks; either that or you have in your head somewhere you’re reading Spanish.

And finally to you EDSBS — You are using my images without my permission and have been for the past two weeks (it’s true, the University of Oregon does not own them) and this is what copyright law calls “illegal”. I charge $200 for the use of each photo, so you’ve now racked up $1,800 in usage fees. I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer.

OK?

Crosse Photography
effeleven@gmail.com

from the get go. you’re a dick. and a rather dim one at that.

I’m satisfied we’re all laughing at these giants; their ominous demeanor on the field (and in public) makes these images all the more ironic. But calling into question the quality of academics at the University of Oregon will now elicit a personal and pointed lambasting that might just get me barred from EDSBS .