POPE JOHN LOL THE SECOND: SMQ ON ND
Two magnificent things from SMQ today: one, the Pope apologizes to victims abused by Notre Dame football, and two, well, there’s this. Randall Hill, you beautiful dancing bastard.
Hill also holds a warm spot in the hearts of Texas fans:
Hill is also remembered for his notorious tunnel touchdown against Texas in the 1991 Cotton Bowl–his final college game. Hill broke free on a long touchdown reception and kept on running through the end zone and into the tunnel. He later emerged from the stadium tunnel taunting the Texas players by motioning his hands like guns.
A great, great idea in a stadium where people may actually be packing heat. But whatever: da U ain’t nevah skared! Hill is now, according to the last bit of news we could find out about him, a law enforcement officer in Broward county.









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shovel pass says:
Instant classic from SMQ !
(wiping tears of laughter off my keyboard)
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
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PW says:
If I remember correctly, Miami had close to 250 yards in penalties (mostly unsportsmanlike) in that Cotton Bowl,
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:18 pm
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PW says:
16 penalties for 202 yards
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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ThreenOut says:
PW.
I hope you die for your link sig.
Unless it’s you and you’re lady. Then congrats.
But it’s still creepy.
Signed
EDSBS
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:35 pm
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ThreenOut says:
you’re should be your.
my bad.
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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CK says:
This is great stuff.
” He legally changed his middle name to Thrill and would often raise his arms in celebration–even after a routine 5 yard catch. Hill once said he used to dream about running with cheetahs and getting stopped by police for running too fast.”
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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NativeSon says:
I’m guessing Clausen rated his own private audience with His Eminence, considering the criminal amount of abuse he suffered last season.
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:45 pm
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HK says:
And if anyone should be familiar with the inner workings of law enforcement, it would be a Miami Hurricane.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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The Song of Hiawatha Francisco says:
Thanks, Orson. That video made me swallow my tongue.
Stan. Fucking. Smagala. 3rd and 43. 43!
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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Coop says:
Never has the phrase, “fox in the hen house,” been more apt than as a response to, “Randal Hill: Broward County Corrections Office.”
You ever wonder how they get drugs into county jail?
You shouldn’t anymore.
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
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Grant E. says:
Hey, great. Thanks for that. Just what I need tonight: to think about Stanley Smagala. Just terrific.
April 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm
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Stanley Smagala says:
For all the arm chair quarterbacks out there. The defensive call was cover 2. I and Todd Light as the corners, had the short flats and the safeties had the deep halves. My job was to be underneath and the safeties over the top. I DID not get burned. The sad part of that game was the defensive call. We should have been in cover 4 or cover 3 instead of cover 2.
So, don’t bash my name. As a three year starter at ND, I had my share of bad plays but that was not one of them. Also wanted to point out, I started 3 years at ND, drafted into the NFL and played in the NFL. What did you do?
October 26th, 2009 at 10:59 am