POPE JOHN LOL THE SECOND: SMQ ON ND

by Orson on Apr 23, 2008 1:34 PM EDT

Two magnificent things from SMQ today: one, the Pope apologizes to victims abused by Notre Dame football, and two, well, there's this. Randall Hill, you beautiful dancing bastard.

Hill also holds a warm spot in the hearts of Texas fans:

Hill is also remembered for his notorious tunnel touchdown against Texas in the 1991 Cotton Bowl--his final college game. Hill broke free on a long touchdown reception and kept on running through the end zone and into the tunnel. He later emerged from the stadium tunnel taunting the Texas players by motioning his hands like guns.

A great, great idea in a stadium where people may actually be packing heat. But whatever: da U ain't nevah skared! Hill is now, according to the last bit of news we could find out about him, a law enforcement officer in Broward county.

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Instant classic from SMQ !
(wiping tears of laughter off my keyboard)

by shovel pass on Apr 23, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions

If I remember correctly, Miami had close to 250 yards in penalties (mostly unsportsmanlike) in that Cotton Bowl,

by PW on Apr 23, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

16 penalties for 202 yards

by PW on Apr 23, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

PW.

I hope you die for your link sig.

Unless it’s you and you’re lady. Then congrats.

But it’s still creepy.

Signed

EDSBS

by ThreenOut on Apr 23, 2008 2:35 PM EDT reply actions

you’re should be your.

my bad.

by ThreenOut on Apr 23, 2008 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

This is great stuff.

" He legally changed his middle name to Thrill and would often raise his arms in celebration—even after a routine 5 yard catch. Hill once said he used to dream about running with cheetahs and getting stopped by police for running too fast."

by CK on Apr 23, 2008 3:00 PM EDT reply actions

I’m guessing Clausen rated his own private audience with His Eminence, considering the criminal amount of abuse he suffered last season.

by NativeSon on Apr 23, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

And if anyone should be familiar with the inner workings of law enforcement, it would be a Miami Hurricane.

by HK on Apr 23, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions

Thanks, Orson. That video made me swallow my tongue.

Stan. Fucking. Smagala. 3rd and 43. 43!

by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco on Apr 23, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

Never has the phrase, “fox in the hen house,” been more apt than as a response to, “Randal Hill: Broward County Corrections Office.”

You ever wonder how they get drugs into county jail?

You shouldn’t anymore.

by Coop on Apr 23, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions

Hey, great. Thanks for that. Just what I need tonight: to think about Stanley Smagala. Just terrific.

by Grant E. on Apr 23, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions

For all the arm chair quarterbacks out there. The defensive call was cover 2. I and Todd Light as the corners, had the short flats and the safeties had the deep halves. My job was to be underneath and the safeties over the top. I DID not get burned. The sad part of that game was the defensive call. We should have been in cover 4 or cover 3 instead of cover 2.
So, don’t bash my name. As a three year starter at ND, I had my share of bad plays but that was not one of them. Also wanted to point out, I started 3 years at ND, drafted into the NFL and played in the NFL. What did you do?

by Stanley Smagala on Oct 26, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions