POPE JOHN LOL THE SECOND: SMQ ON ND
Two magnificent things from SMQ today: one, the Pope apologizes to victims abused by Notre Dame football, and two, well, there’s this. Randall Hill, you beautiful dancing bastard.
Hill also holds a warm spot in the hearts of Texas fans:
Hill is also remembered for his notorious tunnel touchdown against Texas in the 1991 Cotton Bowl–his final college game. Hill broke free on a long touchdown reception and kept on running through the end zone and into the tunnel. He later emerged from the stadium tunnel taunting the Texas players by motioning his hands like guns.
A great, great idea in a stadium where people may actually be packing heat. But whatever: da U ain’t nevah skared! Hill is now, according to the last bit of news we could find out about him, a law enforcement officer in Broward county.












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Instant classic from SMQ !
(wiping tears of laughter off my keyboard)
Comment by shovel pass — April 23, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
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If I remember correctly, Miami had close to 250 yards in penalties (mostly unsportsmanlike) in that Cotton Bowl,
Comment by PW — April 23, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
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16 penalties for 202 yards
Comment by PW — April 23, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
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PW.
I hope you die for your link sig.
Unless it’s you and you’re lady. Then congrats.
But it’s still creepy.
Signed
EDSBS
Comment by ThreenOut — April 23, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
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you’re should be your.
my bad.
Comment by ThreenOut — April 23, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
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This is great stuff.
” He legally changed his middle name to Thrill and would often raise his arms in celebration–even after a routine 5 yard catch. Hill once said he used to dream about running with cheetahs and getting stopped by police for running too fast.”
Comment by CK — April 23, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
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I’m guessing Clausen rated his own private audience with His Eminence, considering the criminal amount of abuse he suffered last season.
Comment by NativeSon — April 23, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
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And if anyone should be familiar with the inner workings of law enforcement, it would be a Miami Hurricane.
Comment by HK — April 23, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
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Thanks, Orson. That video made me swallow my tongue.
Stan. Fucking. Smagala. 3rd and 43. 43!
Comment by The Song of Hiawatha Francisco — April 23, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
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Never has the phrase, “fox in the hen house,” been more apt than as a response to, “Randal Hill: Broward County Corrections Office.”
You ever wonder how they get drugs into county jail?
You shouldn’t anymore.
Comment by Coop — April 23, 2008 @ 4:23 pm
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Hey, great. Thanks for that. Just what I need tonight: to think about Stanley Smagala. Just terrific.
Comment by Grant E. — April 23, 2008 @ 9:51 pm