Comments on: FULMER CUPDATE: BUSTED TROJAN EDITION

By: Mo Claretts' cellmate

Mo Claretts' cellmate — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:29:18 +0000

#16
I’ve found Six Sigma is a lot like Scientology. If you don’t buy in completely, it’s just a preposterous load of horseshit.

By: Sean

Sean — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:08:21 +0000

Just a little ciga-weed…. I hope this diversion doesn’t keep him from his studies.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:57:19 +0000

What is amazing is, I thought weed was legal if it was in a prescription bottle with your name on it? No? What if you had a ’script for weed cause ya gots glaucoma?
No? Man you would think being a football player, you would leave your weed at the house, and dont carry a gun, get a Tazer, major laugh factor and the people you shoot wont die as quickly…. and if a friend is gonna buy you a gun, have him get the gift that keeps on giving, an AK-47….And I am sure Glusman was kicking in that door because someone had his Bible, which had his weed in it…….try smoking weed, then reading Revelations, man…..Caddyshacks Carl Spackler would envy that doobie

By: T-Roy

T-Roy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:44:49 +0000

I live next door to Glusman. It was a 21st birthday celebration gone bad.

By: This Guy

This Guy — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:35:57 +0000

I wonder how many seconds Parker will get suspended.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:27:59 +0000

NativeSon – Standing O, my friend, standing O.

By: Klak

Klak — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:26:56 +0000

This is your fault Orson. FSU was doing so good, but you had to go and fuck it up this morning.

Normally I’d go cry now, but I’m so well adjusted now to the smell of FSU’s suck that it doesn’t really bother me anymore.

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:06:44 +0000

That Public Intox citation is what you call a “Critical X” in Six Sigma Speak

Work is taking forever today.

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:02:09 +0000

And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?

And you may ask yourself
What are those flashing blue lights?

And you may tell yourself
That is not my beautiful bag of weed!

And you may tell yourself
That is not my beautiful handgun!

F$U – Same as it ever was…

Sounds like someone’s got the feared “Stadium Steps” punishment coming his way.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:56:25 +0000

This is the last week of the 1st half of the Fulmer Cup. Looks like some have the two minute offense going trying to score before the end of the month/half.

By: blon57

blon57 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:56:24 +0000

Lokk at this kid…
http://www.troytrojans.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=1065158&SPSID=87291&SPID=10377&DB_OEM_ID=17200

He looks like a 14 year old.

His parents just must be shaking their heads thinking where the he&% did we go wrong??????

By: sb

sb — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:46:21 +0000

I like stoned chicks…especially those whose hand/mouth proximity and relationship are so well illustrated…

By: BennyBeav

BennyBeav — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:43:06 +0000

Wouldn�t a 9mm be more representative of the weed life style?
A .45 is more like Granddad-brought-it-home-from-the-war life style, isn�t it?

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:42:45 +0000

Mom ?

By: AllWhoYonder

AllWhoYonder — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:38:09 +0000

chicks can’t take their smoke