Comments on: MARK MANGINO SERIOUSLY DID NOT FIND THIS FUNNY

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:40:52 +0000

Let the record reflect that the above Mangino-splosion occurred after a pretty amazing run for a TD. Wow, congrats on taking it to the house, now go get your ass chewed out by coach…

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 17:12:10 +0000

Mr. PP I sent Gerry Dorsey a youtube link to a Doom version of Rick Rolled by mistake. I think it was you I meant to send it to because you had the funny rick rolled links a few Fridays ago when Orson as holding out on the cheesecake. All you Bama fans look alike to me.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:08:30 +0000

Hey I work with a guy who gives Mangino a run for his money weight -wise…. I know that no one rides with him in his SUV just for that particular reason, especially in the summertime in the south, and this guy works an office job, imagine a fat coach in a velour track suit after a hard days work…….he could never sell that SUV, I promise…and lets not get into the farts that have been absorbed into seat foam…..

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:11:31 +0000

Mr. PP – I applaud your research on the odors of ass-crack sweat on leather.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:19:43 +0000

Whats great about all this,is the fact you can put Mark Mangino’s street address from a previous post, Google it, and get the Google Street Map view, and check out the sweet white Nissan Armada or Lincoln Navigator sittin on what looks like 22’s in the driveway…you can also type the address in on Google and get the name of said Realtor from a Yahoo Real Estate site…..and alas, the Virtual Tour of the home has been taken down for some unknown reason…..
I would have never guessed Mangino to be a DUB man, but I guess it makes sense if your haulin that much ass around, I bet that leather smells like sweaty ammonia, especially the drivers seat…..

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:23:58 +0000

Kyle–

We believe mortadella is, in traditional Italian style at least, made from horse meat.

That head wouldn’t stay in Mangino’s bed long.

By: T. Kyle King

T. Kyle King — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:04:27 +0000

Orson, you did the right thing, demonstrating good manners in response to a polite request and then satirizing the absurdity of that request. 100 cocktails to you, sir.

As an Atlanta-area attorney whose professional goal is one day to be the Tom Hagen of Swindle Industries, I really wish you’d done the wrong thing and called me, but, hey, I can’t fault you for your prudence and decency, no matter how counterproductive your sterling character traits are for me professionally.

Then again, it probably wouldn’t have worked out, anyway. I could’ve stuck a whole horse’s corpse in Mark Mangino’s bed and it would have been three or four weeks before he happened to notice he’d rolled over on top of it.

By: sonofsamford

sonofsamford — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:11:29 +0000

If Mangino ever called me a “Hot dog”, my ass would be running.

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:28:06 +0000

Oh Boy yous in some kinda trouble now….just by viewing that pic…it looks like a Mafia Funeral Home if you asked me….kinda like 6 Feet Under meets the Sopranos vibe to it….there is always a 1) Dead Body and 2) a bottle of wine always on ice in the Mangino’s
Serenity Gardens, your one stop shopping for Wine and Weeping

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:10:23 +0000

We took it down for the same reason we've taken down many photos in the past: someone very nicely asked us to take it down, it belonged to them, and we obliged. There's no way to find it now. Gone forever. Yep.

By: Vol

Vol — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:51:50 +0000

Put it back Swindle! Free legal representation here if we can pigeon hole it into one of the states I’m licensed in (unfortunately, Georgia is not one of them. Nor is Kansas).

By: matty blue

matty blue — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:47:49 +0000

as a michigan fan, i find the tressel / big house mortgage line highly offensive…and the best fucking line i’ve read today.

it hurts like hell, but only because it’s true. a thousand cocktails to you, sir. help yourself to mangino’s champagne.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:41:55 +0000

What the fuck are you talking about?

We’re talking about unchecked aggression here…

I’m talking about drawing a line in the sand.”

This aggression will not stand, Orson.

By: Big Ten Joe

Big Ten Joe — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:39:34 +0000

Re 15: Oh, yeah, I almost forgot there was a cartoon movie version. I haven’t seen it, though. Just a month ago I was asking myself if I should read the Prydain Chronicles again for the 5th time (the last time was just after law school about 8 or 9 years ago). I was reading the Chronicles of Narnia to my son a couple chapters at a time before bedtime, and some parts he liked but other parts were too boring or too scary for him. We made it to the beginning of The Horse and His Boy before he asked to switch back to the Mary Pope Osborne books. I wondered if he might like Lloyd Alexander’s stuff better, but I seem to recall it being a little too violent for a five-year-old, thus making me want to reread it to see how early I should expose him to Taran, Gurgi et al. Just wait ’til we get to the Tolkien and the Orson Scott Card . . . .

By: Ryno

Ryno — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:36:15 +0000

This is almost as awesome as having a picture of Nick Saban’s niece shut down SECpoon.com