FULMER CUPDATE, 4/21/08: MIZZOU-MIN' INTO THE LEAD

Charlie Crist has the whole state flaming? And taking it in the ass? Is that irony, or coincidence?

Posted this Saturday, but the bunda must have been a distraction:

http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080419/SPORTS030103/80419005

Yeah, Ole Miss, how’s that campus alcohol policy working out for ya?

Pinkel, welcome to the Big Time.

Coach Fumer, Zook, and Paterno will be sending you a care package.

Will Mizzou net more points in The Cup than they did against OU in the Big 12 Championship? DEVELOPING.

*Our?

Bobby—

It’s figurative. Once a flea living on America’s Wang, always a flea living on America’s Wang.

O – there’s a Trojan kicker who needs some FC love for drankin’, and a little first degree burglary.

Croominator,

He was stopped off campus. Also, CroomS’ players are the biggest thugs in the Magnolia State. You Moron and White puppies are so quick to say things like “Hardy-har-har Ole Miss players stole clocks and got DUI’s LOL” while completely ignoring the fact that a few of your players just got thrown off of the team for toting their fucking guns around campus.
Oh, and your best defender, Peagues, totally punched a cop that one time.
Glass houses, dawg… glass houses.

-TGoJC

1. has clearly missed the point of the Fulmer Cup chase.

Who says the Big 12 North is weak?

w00t

How many points will Illinois receive when the NCAA finds out Arrelious Benn has been obtaining his game-breaking abilities from a pre-game regimen of crystal meth and jimson weed sandwiches? I live in Champaign, see. I hear things.

Penn State and Oregon State tied for 8th.

Penn State v. Oregon State for the first time on September 6, 2008.

Coincidence? I think not…

I think Mr. Smith misunderstood the young lady’s encouragement. When she said “You can do it. Put your back into it!”

He replied, “I can do it, put yo ASS into it!”

Not sure what is says about this chase when sexual assault, on campus or not, does not even get you on the big board.

So what happened to Brian? Is he no longer hung like Reggie Fuckin" Nelson? Did he get bobbitized? Or is it simple shrinkage? Bored CFB fans want to know.

Did I miss something or is Brian no longer hung like Reggie Fucking Nelson

The story of my life. Always two minutes late.

Very poor showing by the big ten up to this point. It’s clear that they don’t have the speed to rack up enough felonies to compete with powerhouses like the big 12.

Also, shouldn’t Georgia have something like 14 DUI’s by this point in the offseason?

Um, Ghost, believe it or not but I’m actually a born and raised in Oxford, dyed-in-the-wool, bleeds red and blue Ole Miss fan. I just so happen to be employed by MSU, therefore I have somewhat of a rooting interest in the school that signs my paycheck. Also, quite frankly last year if I had to point at a man and proudly say “yep, that’s our coach!” it was much easier on the mind and heart to point at Coach Croom than The Orgeron. Oh, and I have been more than willing to post the follies and foibles of both Dawgs and Rebs in the FC, being a frequent viewer of the Clarion Ledger’s web site (mainly for Marshall Ramsey’s blog). Plus heck I just thought “the croominator” was a cool screen name.

And finally, Ghost, I don’t know what bug crawled up your butt this morning, but you really shouldn’t be so defensive. After all, Ole Miss properly disciplines its players when they break the law. Oh wait…

You know what, Ghost? Let’s just call bygones. After all, we can agree that both Ole Miss AND State do a better job disciplining players than LSU, who could have their own category in the FC Race…“The Ryan Perriloux Award of Special Distinction for Getting Away Clean.”

That’s a mighty large chip on Mr. Cutler’s shoulder…

Croominator,
I am also quite critical of Ole Miss… hell I blog about the damn place so if you wanna see it go ahead.
It was just at first glance I saw your response and got a very typical/under-educated State fan response out of it. Yeah, yeah, it all makes sense now, bla bla bla, LSU sucks, yadda yadda yadda, we can all agree yay Mississippi let’s eat some catfish whoopidee doo…

I’m normally not this shitty… I just endured a layover in La Guardia so please, in your heart of hearts, forgive me.

Forgiven…never been in La Guardia, but have experienced two hours on the tarmac at Reagan National, followed by near-endless circling of Columbia SC, then five different gate changes at Hartsfield-Jackson (I swear, whether I go to Heaven or Hell I’ll have to go through Atlanta first), topped off by flying into a still-being-renovated Tupelo Airport at midnight.

I feel your pain, brotha (said in a Desmond-in-Lost way).

#17

There just hasn’t been time for drankin’ whilst choreagraphing the newest end-zone dancin’.

Too bad coaches (“borrowing” $27K) and school officials (misappropriating" $80M) can’t be used in the Cup, otherwise Clemson would have this wrapped up!