Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 4/21/08

By: socraticsilence

socraticsilence — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:39:37 +0000

Dude Spurriers half-zombiefied brain could outcoach RiChRod, hell the cocks hung in against much more talented teams like us, until; his t3am went and got Tebowed.

By: NRBQ

NRBQ — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:37:34 +0000

Tip to Swindle Industries:

Bet you could sell a shitload of them powder-blue Stetsons up in Chapel Hill.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:11:05 +0000

#3…the guy was a blogger on Kissing Suzy Kolber under the handle “Christmas Ape.” He was also an employee at the Washington Post. When KSK was bought up by another site, the writers at KSK began to reveal their identities.

Christmas Ape’s employer did not enjoy the fact that a blogger was one of their employees, and he was sh!tcanned in short order.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:08:27 +0000

#11 - It's not that he's not critical of Michigan coaching; his criticisms of DeBord and Ron English are well documented. He's just extremely defensive about criticism surrounding Rodriguez, going as far as to somehow turn his piece on Nick Saban oversigning recruits into a defense of Rodriguez.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:34:03 +0000

If anyone thinks that Brian is unwilling to be critical of Michigan coaching, they might want to actually read his blog. And though not nepotism per se, Lloyd Carr�s unwavering support of OC Mike DeBord was a recurring point of criticism from Brian. As was play calling, the overly complex and yet somehow brain-dead defensive schemes, the growing-in-frequency lapses in discipline, et cet. ad nauseum.

With respect to DickRod, Brian�s knob-slobbering was limited to an early �oh my sweet Lord we somehow came out of this unholy coaching search fiasco with a proven winner and I won�t be writing about Coach DeBord calling a zone stretch left on every other play for the next ten years.� Otherwise, there�s nothing to judge DickRod on except results, which he won�t have for a few more months.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:28:04 +0000

#9 – yes, I heard Pete is really psyched about that.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:15:31 +0000

Re # 7: I’d like to emphasize that the kicker in question is from Troy university, and not Pete Carroll’s temple for liberation from fear.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:17:43 +0000

I have yet to see Brian turn that hateful keyboard onto his own team. DickRod could unload a truckload of infants with a pitchfork and he’d still be slobbing his knob like he expected hundred dollar bills to start pouring out of his ass.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:42:06 +0000

In other news, there's a Trojan kicker on the loose in the Fulmer Cup. Yes, a kicker!

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:30:56 +0000

3 – he’s going viral, and blogging it out. He’s now up 10 points with suburban tweens.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:06:49 +0000

#4 If by that you mean Touchdown Vulture… agreed.

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:03:49 +0000

Jovorskie Lane could become the next Mike Alstott in the pros – you know, the situational running back who almost never plays fullback but always gets voted to the Pro Bowl as a fullback anyway. Someone get Tony Dungy on the phone.

And how long has it been since Spurrier announced he’d give up partial play calling duties? Nearly two weeks? I mean I grateful he’s not turning into Paterno while at Florida, but Brian’s a little late to the party with that one. Maybe he’s been too busy crusading against Rich Rodriguez critics to notice?

By: Darkknight

Darkknight — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 14:03:33 +0000

Is it OK that I have no earthly idea what that last news bit was supposed to be about?

It’s like reading sandscrit.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:39:13 +0000

Lane should be happy he’s moved to full back. He’s actually marketable to the pros that way.

By: Harris

Harris — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:35:15 +0000

Dammit, I am sick and tired of working everyday (or, since last Wednesday, sitting on my couch, looking for a job and panicking). Why the hell didn’t my father work harder so I could get a well-paid sinecure at a major university?