Comments on: SCHOLARSHIP OFFER LETTER: OKLAHOMA STATE

By: Mr Pelican Pants

Mr Pelican Pants — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:38:46 +0000

Ryan Perriloux’s lawya thinks that letter is weak, especially without the phrase “you could be the next 60
mutha fuckin million dolla’ man!” Plus there should be some scratch off’s in that letter to see which stripper you have won for the night during your recruiting visit….
ah recruiting visits have evolved….the last one I can vaguely remember involved various prescription pills all dumped in a candy dish for all to take, keg stands, nekkid women in a hot tub, coke, diet coke, GH, gHB,
X, Viagra, and all this was in a limo going TO the recruiting party next to a wooded lot near the interstate in an undisclosed location…very hushedy hush….near Greenbow, Al

By: Cowboycane

Cowboycane — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:27:33 +0000

If that letter were accurate, they would have won at least 2 MNC’s by now.

Sincerely,

Les Miles and Nick Saban

By: Big Ten Joe

Big Ten Joe — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:41:59 +0000

@ 15: All the more impressive that they got any bball recruits at all.

By: El Hombre

El Hombre — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:22:41 +0000

Meh. For years to get a basketball schollie at Okie Light, you had to outdrink Coach Sutton.

By: RanchyBalls

RanchyBalls — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:27:18 +0000

#5 – Last time I was in Tunica if you hit Bong, Cash, Keg, and Cash on a slot machine a brick of weed, a couple of quarters, a can of natty light, and a hooker falls out of the machine.

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:46:40 +0000

#6 – The Orgeron doesn’t shop at such low quantity establishments. He’s a Sam’s Club man – no bags there. I actually saw him in there a couple weeks back with more shit than you could imagine. At the time he had the biggest jar of pickles you’ve ever seen and what looked like a whole side of beef in his hands. Of course this piece of shit blackberry phone of mine doesn’t have a camera or I would have had a golden pic for Orson to post instead of this useless story.

By: Bama93

Bama93 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:46:21 +0000

Isn’t that the UF co-ed with the Okie state garb photo shopped onto her? I miss that young lady. If anyone has that link to her pics that would be much appreciated.

By: Tony Franklin

Tony Franklin — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:27:34 +0000

wah wah wah “I’m Lazy” wah wah wah…Tony Franklin wah wah eagull

By: meatybob

meatybob — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:21:20 +0000

S to N,

Actually, Okie State chics more than hold their own in that regard. Ia state chics, another story.

By: Futbawl Fan

Futbawl Fan — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:14:02 +0000

man, when I grow up I wanna be LSUFreek

By: Signal to Noise

Signal to Noise — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 18:05:41 +0000

I have a hard time believing there are women with that much back in Stillwater.

By: M

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:53:57 +0000

They must have stolen the recruiting letter for Colorado.

By: Allahver Fist

Allahver Fist — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:41:49 +0000

Orgeron’s recruiting letters would have been awesome: Printed on the sides of the paper bags at the Piggly Wiggly or the Jitney Jungle. “You wanna Scholly or plastic?”.

By: skinnyphatman

skinnyphatman — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:35:33 +0000

I am offering # 15, a scoloarship to, ahem… play at my school. It is a small private school none of you have heard of, but the environment will be great for me… errr I mean her, yes, she will definately enjoy the experience.

And coincidentally, the bong, cash, keg and cash combo is always a winnah!

By: dudis41

dudis41 — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:19:34 +0000

What, no purple drank?