SCHOLARSHIP OFFER LETTER: OKLAHOMA STATE
Today’s real recruiting letter unveiled: Oklahoma State. Among the most innovative in terms of fundraising schemes, Oklahoma State has also pushed the envelope in terms of their recruiting techniques. Their eye for reinventing even the most basic of college football’s tired routines. The latest round of scholarship offer letters? No words needed, amigo.
LSUFreek, as always.
Filed under: Big 12 Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Recruiting, forty! by Orson Swindle
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That letter’s fake! I know for a fact that Mike Gundy signs all his correspondance:
Mike Gundy
A MAN!
Head Football Coach
Oklahoma State University
Comment by Devin McCullen — April 18, 2008 @ 10:32 am
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My meeting just got 100 cocktails better.
Comment by ThreenOut — April 18, 2008 @ 11:00 am
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Please let that girl be a part of Cheescake Friday. Pretty please.
Comment by paco — April 18, 2008 @ 11:04 am
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What, no purple drank?
Comment by dudis41 — April 18, 2008 @ 11:19 am
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I am offering # 15, a scoloarship to, ahem… play at my school. It is a small private school none of you have heard of, but the environment will be great for me… errr I mean her, yes, she will definately enjoy the experience.
And coincidentally, the bong, cash, keg and cash combo is always a winnah!
Comment by skinnyphatman — April 18, 2008 @ 11:35 am
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Orgeron’s recruiting letters would have been awesome: Printed on the sides of the paper bags at the Piggly Wiggly or the Jitney Jungle. “You wanna Scholly or plastic?”.
Comment by Allahver Fist — April 18, 2008 @ 11:41 am
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They must have stolen the recruiting letter for Colorado.
Comment by M — April 18, 2008 @ 11:53 am
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I have a hard time believing there are women with that much back in Stillwater.
Comment by Signal to Noise — April 18, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
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man, when I grow up I wanna be LSUFreek
Comment by Futbawl Fan — April 18, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
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S to N,
Actually, Okie State chics more than hold their own in that regard. Ia state chics, another story.
Comment by meatybob — April 18, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
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wah wah wah “I’m Lazy” wah wah wah…Tony Franklin wah wah eagull
Comment by Tony Franklin — April 18, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
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Isn’t that the UF co-ed with the Okie state garb photo shopped onto her? I miss that young lady. If anyone has that link to her pics that would be much appreciated.
Comment by Bama93 — April 18, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
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#6 - The Orgeron doesn’t shop at such low quantity establishments. He’s a Sam’s Club man - no bags there. I actually saw him in there a couple weeks back with more shit than you could imagine. At the time he had the biggest jar of pickles you’ve ever seen and what looked like a whole side of beef in his hands. Of course this piece of shit blackberry phone of mine doesn’t have a camera or I would have had a golden pic for Orson to post instead of this useless story.
Comment by Last Dragon — April 18, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
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#5 - Last time I was in Tunica if you hit Bong, Cash, Keg, and Cash on a slot machine a brick of weed, a couple of quarters, a can of natty light, and a hooker falls out of the machine.
Comment by RanchyBalls — April 18, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
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Meh. For years to get a basketball schollie at Okie Light, you had to outdrink Coach Sutton.
Comment by El Hombre — April 18, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
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@ 15: All the more impressive that they got any bball recruits at all.
Comment by Big Ten Joe — April 18, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
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If that letter were accurate, they would have won at least 2 MNC’s by now.
Sincerely,
Les Miles and Nick Saban
Comment by Cowboycane — April 18, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
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Ryan Perriloux’s lawya thinks that letter is weak, especially without the phrase “you could be the next 60
mutha fuckin million dolla’ man!” Plus there should be some scratch off’s in that letter to see which stripper you have won for the night during your recruiting visit….
ah recruiting visits have evolved….the last one I can vaguely remember involved various prescription pills all dumped in a candy dish for all to take, keg stands, nekkid women in a hot tub, coke, diet coke, GH, gHB,
X, Viagra, and all this was in a limo going TO the recruiting party next to a wooded lot near the interstate in an undisclosed location…very hushedy hush….near Greenbow, Al
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — April 19, 2008 @ 12:38 pm