the nutt offspring have a disease and the only cure is more bad acting. presenting the only begotten son of the nutter, houston III. vamp overlord with cell phone, a role some arky fans claim his dad assumed as coach. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlkFLGUnlD4
That’s actually Charles Deas, a recruit who first signed with LSU while wearing the fly purple suit, but who couldn’t enroll because of grades. The next year he signed with Auburn, thus explaining the beckoning Tuberville. Sadly, I don’t think Deas made the eligibility requirements after signing with Auburn either, depriving the SEC of what could have been one of its greatest pimps since Y.A. Tittle.
For next week I’d like to request a shot of Kenny Irons with his midget-filled suitcase. Illustrated fellatio is optional. Actually, let’s not go that far at all.
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Allahver Fist says:
We must be reaching the event horizon.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:43 am
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Jonathan says:
LSUFreak = genius
April 18th, 2008 at 11:59 am
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dawg01 says:
haven nutt saga continues for your enjoyment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmwht-N_AS4
April 18th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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Bagger Douche says:
“You see ‘em coming after your French Onion, you throw a Chip Block. He’ll never dip again. Crunch, motherfucker.”
April 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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gurn says:
I think Lil’ Haven has a great career in porn ahead of her.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
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ChemE93 says:
haven nutt saga continues for your enjoyment
So, would that qualify as a dumpster dive or a muff dive?
Mumpster dive?
April 18th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
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Troy says:
The little Yallawood ad just sends the whole thing over the top into the realm of genius.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
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Troy says:
Yellawood even.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
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IM A MAN IM FORTY says:
Looks like TT is trying to coax someone onto the dance floor. “It’s gettin hot in here…”
I thought Golden Flake was an exotic sex act (like a Cleveland Steamer, donkey punch, golden flake, etc).
April 18th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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3rd says:
Would love to see a Three Sheets – Auburn episode
April 18th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
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dawg01 says:
the nutt offspring have a disease and the only cure is more bad acting. presenting the only begotten son of the nutter, houston III. vamp overlord with cell phone, a role some arky fans claim his dad assumed as coach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlkFLGUnlD4
April 18th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
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TideDruid says:
@3
Haven Nutt is the Pavarotti of female high schoolers with too much time on their hands.
April 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
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haybeav says:
Bunda??
April 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
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T-Bird says:
Who is the pimp anyway? (serious?)
April 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
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BillyCannonIsMyCo-Pilot says:
That’s actually Charles Deas, a recruit who first signed with LSU while wearing the fly purple suit, but who couldn’t enroll because of grades. The next year he signed with Auburn, thus explaining the beckoning Tuberville. Sadly, I don’t think Deas made the eligibility requirements after signing with Auburn either, depriving the SEC of what could have been one of its greatest pimps since Y.A. Tittle.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
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TheDeuce says:
I guess “retard” is a dominant trait that runs strong in the Nutt family tree.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
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TheDeuce says:
I know this isn’t politically correct, but when the fuck have we ever been correct on here?!
http://www.johnrozum.com/images/magillagorilla.jpg
April 18th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
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Big Jon says:
For next week I’d like to request a shot of Kenny Irons with his midget-filled suitcase. Illustrated fellatio is optional. Actually, let’s not go that far at all.
April 18th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
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JD4AU says:
@ 7/8
Actually, the Yellawood ad is real.
April 18th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
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karlhungus12 says:
Deas never actually signed with AU. We dropped him at the last minute when it became clear that he was not even close to making his grades.
April 19th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
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MCab says:
The playa hater’s ball consist of tricks, marks, trick ass marks, mark ass tricks, plainsmen, hee-has, wareagles, and scallywags . . .
April 20th, 2008 at 10:46 am
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David says:
+10 points for Chappelle Show reference.
April 21st, 2008 at 12:20 pm