THE URBSTACHE

by Orson on Apr 17, 2008 12:27 PM EDT

Urban Meyer, on a gallivanting tour of the known world INCLUDING CINCINNATI!, addressed the Cincinnati Bearcats, told them they were on the way toward being a great team, national title contenders, all those other things you're supposed to say when the other coach asks you to talk to the team...but WHOA HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT:

Stuntin' like your daddy : he looks like Mark Spitz if he hadn't pansied out, put on a speedo, and spent a decade splashing around and staring at a line of black tiles on the floor, or perhaps a more charismatic, less retarded Phil McConkey, or even Tom Cruise, back when he was just a confused young pre-clear banging Mimi Rogers. Or, as the Maj suggests, a young Robert Kerman, better remembered as the dude from the opening scene of Debbie Does Dallas, a gifted man in his own right.

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That is the face of a young man who loves himself some Journey 8-tracks.

by Rich on Apr 17, 2008 12:32 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t Stop Believin’

by Plastic Paddy on Apr 17, 2008 12:40 PM EDT reply actions

That’s a Burt Reynolds smile. Feelin’ the Bandit.

by Allahver Fist on Apr 17, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions

The ’80s were a rough decade on everyone, apparently.

by Dave on Apr 17, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

I miss the 80s…

by blon57 on Apr 17, 2008 1:01 PM EDT reply actions

File this under: Just Because You Can Doesn’t Mean You Should

by Picture Me Rollin on Apr 17, 2008 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

I bet he was rockin a Camero too, I tell ya, no chicks were safe with that pussy slayin one-two punch.

by Plastic Paddy on Apr 17, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

I’m sure Shelley misses those abs way more than the stache.

by zzgator on Apr 17, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions

That ’stache says all you need to know about Urban. Although I expect Mark Richt to have a Rollie Fingers ’stache now in Jacksonville to prove his manhood.

by mlmintampa on Apr 17, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions

This is definitely going on a Sigma Chi rush tee very soon.

by This Guy on Apr 17, 2008 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

Urbs got mad Cincy connections. His coach career started at my old HS St. Xavier. He was the DB coach for a year.

by odell51 on Apr 17, 2008 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

— that’s code for “slowest DB we’ve got.”

by Albino Tornado on Apr 17, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

The nostalgia of this piece cannot be overstated. Ahhh the 80’s, David Lee Roth was hot for Teacher, Frankie said Relax!! and the SMU’s, Clemson’s and Oklahoma’s of the world were ruling college football by unasamedly stuffing wads of cash into the paws of talented football players from all across this fine nation.

Also, are we sure that is a real stasche? Or did little Urbie get into daddy’s cigar ash tray again?

by skinnyphatman on Apr 17, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions