Comments on: SCHOLARSHIP OFFERS: UNIVERSITY OF PETRINO

By: JFB

JFB — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:09:00 +0000

yeah #8 you’re right…we do deserve bobby p. and when we start bitch slappin’ the sec on a regular basis and force all of you to kneel at the master’s feet you can’t say you weren’t warned. now maybe i just got ahold of the bad acid but thats the way i see it. somehow despite all that i still thought the letter was funny. btw… we’re all really looking forward to your gaytors visiting Fayetteville this year. that way we can be the first to totally fuck your season up….xxx’s and ooo’s

the white haired devil

By: Cowboys27

Cowboys27 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:08:59 +0000

Go Hurricanes!

By: Sao

Sao — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:06:33 +0000

Dear Orson,

Phuck off.

In His service,

Bob

By: GoGators

GoGators — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 15:35:04 +0000

I don’t get it- it’s like he’s the first coach to ever switch jobs. The owner of the Falcons fired the previous head coach with, you guessed it, the same three weeks to go in the season that Petrino left with. The people that wrote this just picked up that on ESPN’s spin on it and ran with it, because they can’t really think for themselves.

And isn’t this old news anyway? There was an article almost identical to this posted somewhere else, pertaining to a recruiting letter and everything. Writers, get over it.

By: StageCoach

StageCoach — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:20:48 +0000

I’m confused. Given that this letter reads, verbatim, EXACTLY as all of us already knew that it did…how is this news?

By: Jerkwheat

Jerkwheat — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:37:22 +0000

*sniff*

It’s so nice to have a coach who is made fun of for being a scumbag and not because he’s batshit loco….

/cries more

By: DevilGrad

DevilGrad — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:15:38 +0000

If Orson’s begging for place to stay during the Beijing Olympics succeeds, I predict an international incident — likely involving a fire hose, a Hawaiian shirt, a bottle of purple drank, a PRC tank, and perhaps Beano Cook.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:33:51 +0000

That reads like it was prepared by a committee of Hillary Clinton, Baron von Greenback, and the Digg.com community.

By: Picture Me Rollin

Picture Me Rollin — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:26:37 +0000

News Flash – Coaches are robotic demonoids who desire winning at any cost. Damn you if you dissent. All except Pete Carrol that is… he’s just stoked you wanna play football.

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:25:53 +0000

Sometimes, the planets align and a coach is paired with the perfect fanbase and institution. Nowhere is that more true than Petrino and Arkansas. They deserve each other.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:19:38 +0000

“…old missionary plow-cow…”, man, I love it when you play word-smithy, O.

By: dawgaddict

dawgaddict — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:17:16 +0000

seriously, #2 was the best thing about this post.

and maybe this “We can�t pay players, because when you do, they want you to respect them.” nugget.
greatness!

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:42:41 +0000

Orson @ #2…Game. Set. Match.

By: Doug

Doug — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:40:37 +0000

I’m gonna need a link to a description of the Russian Dog Tag there.

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:36:36 +0000

But wouldn’t that be oversigning, Orson ?

Who would do such a thing ?