Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 4/17/08 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/ Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:19:23 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Chester Copperpot http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294838 Chester Copperpot Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:26:55 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294838 Y'know this gospel singer Kirk Franklin is an admitted Pr0n addict. He came out on Oprah Winfrey's show a few years back. It was so creepy. While describing his routine of secretly looking at porn sites he was staring at Oprah and enthusiastically licking his lips after every 4th word. It was probably just a nervous tick, but it made him look like he was imagining sitting alone at his home computer while his wife was at work. Of course, the perv had his wife at his side the whole time. Finally Oprah asks something about their amazing marital bond, and asks Kirk Franklin, "what do you love about your wife so much?" He replied, "I mean, Oprah, have you seen her? She is the sexiest woman I've ever seen. I mean, like, oh my god. When I first saw her...whoo! I knew I had to have this girl." Oprah was mortified. Before she brought him out, O was telling the audience how much she loved his music, and that she would pipe it into the company gym while the staff worked out together. Y’know this gospel singer Kirk Franklin is an admitted Pr0n addict. He came out on Oprah Winfrey’s show a few years back. It was so creepy. While describing his routine of secretly looking at porn sites he was staring at Oprah and enthusiastically licking his lips after every 4th word. It was probably just a nervous tick, but it made him look like he was imagining sitting alone at his home computer while his wife was at work. Of course, the perv had his wife at his side the whole time. Finally Oprah asks something about their amazing marital bond, and asks Kirk Franklin, “what do you love about your wife so much?”

He replied, “I mean, Oprah, have you seen her? She is the sexiest woman I’ve ever seen. I mean, like, oh my god. When I first saw her…whoo! I knew I had to have this girl.”

Oprah was mortified. Before she brought him out, O was telling the audience how much she loved his music, and that she would pipe it into the company gym while the staff worked out together.

]]> By: Kanu http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294582 Kanu Thu, 17 Apr 2008 18:43:46 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294582 May I recommend the epic tune "Gospel Time" by Beenie Man for you and Ms. J., as it deftly combines both types of music mentioned above, a perfect mesh of booty shake and gospel. Here's the chorus: "Hey move to the left in the name of Jesus (repeat) Move to the right in the name of the lord (repeat) Could I see you just shake that body that Jesus gave you (repeat) Shake that boody in the name of lord (repeat) A salvation time gonna sing a little song" Get your hands on this tune asap, Swindle. Trust me. May I recommend the epic tune “Gospel Time” by Beenie Man for you and Ms. J., as it deftly combines both types of music mentioned above, a perfect mesh of booty shake and gospel.

Here’s the chorus:

“Hey move to the left in the name of Jesus (repeat)
Move to the right in the name of the lord (repeat)
Could I see you just shake that body that Jesus gave you (repeat)
Shake that boody in the name of lord (repeat)
A salvation time gonna sing a little song”

Get your hands on this tune asap, Swindle. Trust me.

]]> By: Texas_Dawg http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294569 Texas_Dawg Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:52:45 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294569 The trophy was insured? Billy Ray Valentine: Hey, sorry about that. Randolph Duke: It's perfectly all right, William. It was your vase. Billy Ray Valentine: That was a cheap vase, right? That was a fake? Right? Randolph Duke: I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. You see, Mortimer? William has already made us $15,000. Billy Ray Valentine: You want me to break something else? The trophy was insured?

Billy Ray Valentine: Hey, sorry about that.
Randolph Duke: It’s perfectly all right, William. It was your vase.
Billy Ray Valentine: That was a cheap vase, right? That was a fake? Right?
Randolph Duke: I believe we paid $35,000. But if I remember correctly, we valued it for the insurance company at $50,000. You see, Mortimer? William has already made us $15,000.
Billy Ray Valentine: You want me to break something else?

]]> By: Bellefay http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294556 Bellefay Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:54:55 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294556 Orson- http://atlanta.citysearch.com/profile/11469935/atlanta_ga/ann_s_snack_bar.html Check it out. It's a religious experience. Orson-

http://atlanta.citysearch.com/profile/11469935/atlanta_ga/ann_s_snack_bar.html

Check it out. It’s a religious experience.

]]> By: EarthyTechnoPop http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294544 EarthyTechnoPop Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:07:01 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294544 Bankhead Bounce? I prefer the <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=2xE2M3RJJXA" rel="nofollow">Doggy Bounce!</a> Bankhead Bounce? I prefer the Doggy Bounce!

]]> By: Orson Swindle http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294532 Orson Swindle Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:28:38 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294532 Bellefay--Exactly where on Memorial Drive is that? Bellefay–Exactly where on Memorial Drive is that?

]]> By: Bellefay http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294528 Bellefay Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:45:36 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294528 In an ATL related note...Anne's Snack Shack on Memorial Drive/Cynthia McKinney Blvd. makes the best burger in the free world. In an ATL related note…Anne’s Snack Shack on Memorial Drive/Cynthia McKinney Blvd. makes the best burger in the free world.

]]> By: Oranse Taylor http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294525 Oranse Taylor Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:45:10 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294525 Will the replacement trophy be clear crystal or the tarnished yellow variety like the one Ohio State stole in 2002? Will the replacement trophy be clear crystal or the tarnished yellow variety like the one Ohio State stole in 2002?

]]> By: gerry dorsey http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294524 gerry dorsey Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:39:40 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294524 you 'member that time louis winthorpe III got caught with angel dust?? nearly ruined his life. you ‘member that time louis winthorpe III got caught with angel dust?? nearly ruined his life.

]]> By: Tater Salad http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294519 Tater Salad Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:27:44 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294519 Zing! At least you're even-handed when throwing jabs across state lines. Zing!

At least you’re even-handed when throwing jabs across state lines.

]]> By: Harris http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294516 Harris Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:13:14 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294516 You shut your lying mouth! Sam Young did put on 43 pounds of lean muscle! He did, he did, he did! I'm a Notre Dame fan, goddammit. Let me have something to believe in, damn you. You shut your lying mouth! Sam Young did put on 43 pounds of lean muscle! He did, he did, he did! I’m a Notre Dame fan, goddammit. Let me have something to believe in, damn you.

]]> By: brougham http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294515 brougham Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:10:14 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294515 ...and that race is why Ohno had to get into celebrity dancing. Still the only speed-skating event I remember through the haze of curling matches. …and that race is why Ohno had to get into celebrity dancing. Still the only speed-skating event I remember through the haze of curling matches.

]]> By: okiedomer http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294514 okiedomer Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:54:34 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294514 the OU ball-ripper will stand trial on Dec. 1 http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=20080417_12_OKLAH05111 plenty of longhorns should be able to make the trial to show support for the prosecution, since texas doesn't really have to worry about playing in the big xii title game "learning is unlearning" OS, i'm glad you finally applied the diamond sutra to foobaw - +100 lotus petals to you the OU ball-ripper will stand trial on Dec. 1

http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?articleID=20080417_12_OKLAH05111

plenty of longhorns should be able to make the trial to show support for the prosecution, since texas doesn’t really have to worry about playing in the big xii title game

“learning is unlearning”
OS, i’m glad you finally applied the diamond sutra to foobaw – +100 lotus petals to you

]]> By: SH http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294511 SH Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:45:42 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294511 It never gets old: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110213005261 It never gets old:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110213005261

]]> By: scoring@home http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/comment-page-1/#comment-294510 scoring@home Thu, 17 Apr 2008 13:44:57 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/17/curious-index-41708/#comment-294510 PCP's a hell of a drug.... PCP’s a hell of a drug….

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