MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: GAY ZORRO

by Orson on Apr 16, 2008 3:30 PM EDT

Our mustache of the day goes to: George Hamilton in Zorro, The Gay Blade.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

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well, i guess it could be worse. orson hasn’t honored the zoellistach yet.

by kleph on Apr 16, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions

Doesn’t hold a candle to Erotic Zorro.

http://tinyurl.com/6ztw56

by sonofsamford on Apr 16, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

give me a z o r r o ZORRO WHEW.
All time classic

by dawgjamesdawg on Apr 16, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

“Alcalde!” “Alcalde!”, or what ever that fucker kept screaming…irritating little shit.

by sb on Apr 16, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions

Gay Zorro? Doesn’t that go without saying?

by Last Dragon on Apr 16, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

Ole’!!! (no homo)

by haybeav on Apr 16, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions

El Calde: “Say something like a sissy boy.”
Zorro: “Something like a sissy boy.”

by Cubehead on Apr 16, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions

Is that a Stache or a Sanchez?

by NewAZTiger on Apr 16, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions

Good old George…never saw a tanning booth he didn’t like

by Futbawl Fan on Apr 16, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

Not as gay a blade as Errol Flynn – no swash left unbuckled by that midget brownshirt-lifter. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, the shirt-lifting part anyway.)

by DC Trojan on Apr 16, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions

@10-

Errol Flynn was an insufferable poonhound I thought?!?

by Irwin Fletcher on Apr 16, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions

A Stache suggestion. In memorial to the Dennis Felton Stache.

by Brain on Apr 16, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions

Flynn was an unapologetic skirt-chaser, and in fact had an affection for the young’uns. He was nonetheless so effective at closing among the barely legal crowd that the expression “In like Flynn” was amusingly coined to express a sense of easy-but-illicit access.

Man.

by scranky on Apr 16, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions

@11, @ 13 – you’re both right inasmuch as Flynn did work his way through a lot of females, some of whom had had pubic hair for more than 6 months… but the odds are that he was bisexual and was basically poking any human that 1) had an orifice and 2) wasn’t dead.

by DC Trojan on Apr 16, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions