HOUSTON NUTT’S DAUGHTER LOVES ZAC EFRON
This is Haven Nutt, Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt’s daughter. When you post something like this, you have to remind people that when you post something on the internet, or in any digital medium, really, it’s public and out there, even if it’s you drunk on camera (again) talking about your fondness for the drinks at gay bars, or doing the Needham Hex, or Most Definitely Not Looking Gay In Public At All. If you don’t want it out there, don’t put it up.
With that said, it’s a totally innocuous and funny crush-vid made by a teenage girl about Zac Efron, and aside from some intentionally atrocious lyrics, it’s a sign that Houston Nutt is doing everything right as a parent, and that Haven really, really likes Zac Efron. She likes Zac Efron, and would like him to take his shirt off before she rots.
And word for word, we feel the exact same way about Zac Efron I mean, Beyonce Knowles. Make her happy, Jay, you filthy rich bastard! (HT: Friends of the Program.)









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gerry dorsey says:
i’m scared…for all parties involved.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
by the way, this post should have had the “los chronicos” header.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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Juan Miguel says:
In my Google reader I’m seeing:
“This is Haven Nutt, Ole Miss coach Houston Nutt’s daughter. ”
followed by a picture of Orson in a pink polo with the collar popped. This was intentional, right?
April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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CincySooner says:
#2
“Los Chronicos de Senor Rebel” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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M says:
American idol talent there..
What is a Zac Efron?
April 16th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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kleph says:
i somehow am comforted by the fact that my first question upon reading this was “zac efron? who the hell does he play for?”
of course a quck visit to wikipedia resolved the mystery for me. quickly reading through it one particular fact caught my attention… it seems mr. efron’s erswhile love interest can provide quite a bit of testimony in support of orson’s little theory here.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
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Dave says:
There was a creepy guy on my dorm floor freshman year at UF named Haven; he stared at people weird, never spoke a word, and liked to listed to loud Japanese techno.
Which gender of a name is “Haven” anyway? Until 2003, I was under the impression that it wasn’t even a name anyway.
April 16th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
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Coop says:
There is a sex joke with her name that the boys will be using until the end of time, obviously.
You “Have”n her tonight? I was “Have”n her last night.
However, if you take it too far, as in, “you ‘have’n Nutt, tonight?” it just sounds gay.
I have never understood why parents don’t think for 5 seconds before naming their children.
I am looking at you, mother of Craphonso Thorpe.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
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Plastic Paddy says:
OMG!!! like, I’ve never heard of this cat before and then I look to the right and see a cartoon of this guy with his friends Justin, Pete, Brad & Mick & the best part is one these young hotties is my celebrity prom date!
Are you fucking kidding me with this?
It’s the gaying of EDSBS.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
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Hannibal Montegna says:
The kinky-haired kid at the piano is hopelessly in love with Haven. Against all odds, this didn’t send her swooning into his/her arms. (S)he still thinks (s)he likes Zac Efron, though, but only, like, as an artist.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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Unhappy Monkey says:
Nice job on the keyboards by Sideshow Bob
April 16th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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Hannibal Montegna says:
Also: you’re right about Houston’s doing everything right as a parent, if only to the extent that no clothing was removed in the making of this clip. Haven also seems acutely cogniscent of, and intent on subtly subverting the dominant paradigm within, the mainstream of teen crush videos. As far as public embarrassments go, this is almost an endorsement of normalcy.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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DC Trojan says:
This was a bit like a SNL sketch – amusing concept, should have stopped after 30 seconds. Impressive production quality though for the genre.
It looks rather like Ms Haven has dodged the “crazy as a sack of rabid weasels” genes from her father. Maybe being named “Haven” because her parents ran out of girls’ names that start with “H” after “Hailey” and “Hanna” is some kind of protective shield against the crazy juice.
If they had named her “Hilda,” she would have been singing “JAGGETY BAGGITY BILBO BAGGINS TAINTSLAP DOOGITY DINKEE HOOOAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!” instead…
April 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
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Coop says:
After watching the video on mute, I am not 100% convinced that this is not some sort of satirical bit.
The girl is 17. Isn’t senior or junior year of high school a bit old for this sort of thing?
I recall the New Kids on the Block popularity, and my sister was too old for them, and about the same age at the time.
I want to call shenanigans for her sake.
http://www.olemisssports.com/pdf5/98523.pdf?ATCLID=1327756&SPID=737&DB_OEM_ID=2600&SPSID=12785
April 16th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
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sb says:
…wow, good for her…now everyone is aware of and has access to a permanent record of her adolescent adulation of a posterboy…hope this goes well for her…I wonder if she has the “tramp stamp” tattoo over her ass as well…both will play well with her eventual kids and grandkids…
April 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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PW says:
What the hell kinda name is Zac?
April 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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pfhokie says:
I think it’s absolutely satirical Coop. She’s totally camping it up. And I think she’s probably as crazy as her dad, just a lot smarter.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
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Doug says:
Wait, Zac Efron’s a dude?
April 16th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
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SEC gal says:
Wow…Before I opened that video, I expected her to be a lot younger. I mean, the Zac Efron/High School Musical age range is about 8-12. Disturbing.
(Not that I deny the guy’s pretty cute).
April 16th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
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Ryno says:
A distinct difference should be noted here. If Houston Nutt takes offense to his daughter being paraded round the internets, he’ll just Orson with a spork.
If it was Peter King, he’s devote 4 paragraphs of sob story in his column, applaud the lasagna at The Olive Garden and wonder why “The Outfield” hasn’t made a comeback.
April 16th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
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Ryno says:
He’ll just gut Orson with a spork*
April 16th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Did it take the Freedom of Information Act to get this? She should have learned from her pops and just sent a text to Zac.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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kleph says:
cause josie never came back from that vacation, ryno.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
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Studley says:
Dave @ 7 – the last person I remember with that name was Haven Moses, who played WR for the Denver Broncos in the mid-’70’s.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
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BamaCPA says:
You know I like my girls a little bit older.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
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TheDeuce says:
Please don’t let my little Haven get prego before 19!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1220/1397982905_67addca05d.jpg
April 17th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
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dawg01 says:
the plot thickens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmwht-N_AS4
April 17th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
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Cheska says:
Who the hell is Houston Nutt?
May 9th, 2008 at 1:47 am