We rarely pre-empt the Curious Index. Today, there is a reason. Read on, because Holly found something majestic.

Raise ya glasses, shake ya asses, Vol Nation: For unto us is given this day that greatest of football blogosphere treasures---a Catlab masterpiece of our very own. It's like staring into the sun, but it'll get you drunk. Behold:

Have you ever seen anything ring so true? I'm about 85% sure the guy holding the pennant is my cousin Maxie. Had this wondrous creation hatched just a scant few days earlier, we would've been hard-pressed not to scrap the Tennessee list entirely---because this is, perfectly encapsulated, what Orange And White People Like.