Comments on: KENTUCKY IS SLOWER THAN YOU RECALL

By: Jody

Jody — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:55:28 +0000

#14

Obviously you’re a turd hanging out with the fat-girl greeks. Any fool with decent vision knows Kentucky girls take a backseat to noone. Try Keeneland one Saturday and you’ll see what I mean. Until then, say hello to the rest of the Cameron Crazies for me dork.

By: Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:35:11 +0000

Sounds like a member of devilgrad’s family.

By: drewky

drewky — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:02:12 +0000

Hold on.

We supply the world with delicious oak-aged bourbon and are the US’s number one supplier of dank weed (inside the states) and we get this kinda treatment?

sheesh. thanks alot.

/murray state grad

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:41:32 +0000

wait a minute- i’ve seen what Wynona looks like- maybe i’ll keep the sauce…

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:21:35 +0000

hell- i’ll take Ashley Judd over booze…

By: sb

sb — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:06:48 +0000

#11, you only gave the world tobacco when you were a part of Virginia…since then, you, too, have grown it, but don’t go re-writin’ history an’ shit when VA and NC were the true culprits.

But credit where it’s due…the Kentucky Mint Julep is certainly better than the Virginia equivalent…I’ll take bourbon over brandy every time.

By: August West

August West — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:49:51 +0000

Arrested for robbing a cop?

Wut tha hell mahn… I thouht this wuz Ameruka!?

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:46:16 +0000

Don’t forget that mutton barbecue!!!

I went to a Kentucky sorority semiformal thing once, it was aight, nothin spectacular (trim wise). “Better than up north” is how id characterize it.

By: Stephen Colboar

Stephen Colboar — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:07:29 +0000

8, you’re proposal is quite the appropriate one.

By: Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive

Excuse me Stewardess, but I speak jive — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:05:33 +0000

In Soviet Capstone, This Shit doesn’t have time for Nick Saban

By: AlanInDC

AlanInDC — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:05:17 +0000

As a Kentucky native, I feel I have to stand up for my state. We gave the world tobacco, horse racing, college basketball, and whiskey. Oh… and Ashly Judd. You’re welcome.

By: jon

jon — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:01:03 +0000

+100 Dave

Tennessee provinicialism and Rust Belt ennui. Sounds about right, except Louisville is a more interesting city than either The Cleve or Nashville.

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:53:17 +0000

In Soviet Kentucky, bullshit thinks you’re Rich Brooks!

By: Ground0EastLansing

Ground0EastLansing — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:53:06 +0000

Well, Murray State could be like Appalachian State, except that that gesture would be, at most, a token one. Appalachian State was in the AP poll for all a few weeks until their loss to Wofford, and, generally speaking, it usually takes something spectacular for a 1-AA school to make the blotter. A 1-AA school will never win the Fulmer Cup, and in true 1-AA fashion, I feel a four-team playoff should be made, starting in August, of the most egrigious offenses in 1-AA to determine a LEGITIMATE champion.

Also, recognizing that other CFB divisions produce offenses that are just as outlandish and spectacular as DIvision 1, I propose that an Ellis T. Jones be made for divisions 1-AA under, in order to recognize their contributions. This would be called the Mitch Cozad award. Any objections?

By: Kenny

Kenny — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:51:01 +0000

Dawg 05 @ 6: Yes, just like Richt a while back.

Remember how the voting folks let Appy State be considered after beating UM? They were 25th for a week.

So should these young Fulmer Cuppers, who are insuring that local prosecutors in out of the way places earn their keep.