Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 4/15/2008

By: dogtown gator

dogtown gator — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 16:30:22 +0000

#3 Funny, but I made a few phone calls around town yesterday (my cousin is with the UPD), and more or less this is the actual story of what happened to the crystal trophy;

The crystal trophy wasn’t actually broken in the way they said it was.

It actually happened when Urban was away on vacation. Urban’s son, Joel got convinced into ordering a call girl by one of his neighborhood friend’s Miles Donovan. The first girl that came over was actually Mauresse Speights in a dress and a wig, but he recommended “some pussy that every white boy in North Gainesville was begging for”. That night, Lana (real name: Erin Andrews) came over, and Joel got his cherry poppped.

However, when Joel woke up in the morning, Lana was gone – and so was his father’s crystal egg national trophy.

The story goes on from there and is kinda long-winded but involves a steamy bus ride, the Delta Pi sorority house, Wondy Pierre-Loius threatening some vooodoo shit, a trip to Burrito Brothers, Tate Casey’s dad’s killer set of cable repairman tools and a very, very, very angry Brandon Spikes at Middle Linebacker.

All happily ending with the trophy back in Gator hands. And in the end, Urban decides that a lifelong case of herpes is punishment enough for Joel Meyer.

By: sb

sb — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:32:05 +0000

Unc @ #20…on what, exactly, are you basing your assumptions of a ND return to prominence? If its anything more than thinkin’ an’ hopin’ an’ wishin’ an’ prayin’ I’d like to hear it, because I am as certain as you are that the above added to your self-aggrandized storied tradition will get you exactly zip… Oh, and I always love the veiled threats of mayhem awaiting the poor unsuspecting fans of other schools…nice bit of foreshadowing…hope to read your next chapter…

By: Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:32:25 +0000

#9. That small blip is about to change, my friend.

While I realize that your program has had the inverse history of Notre Dame (15 years of success out since the 1800s), that does not make you on a roll and Notre Dame fading to oblivion.

As a matter of fact, ND is about to wake up from its little nap. When it does, the CFB world will not like what happens to the “up & comers”.

By: sb

sb — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:37:16 +0000

The shattered BCS trophy is not the tragedy it appeared to be…the crystal itself is actually holographic and, as such, each constituent part holds a copy of the whole…Coach Meyer, in his infinite and quantum wisdom, ensured all who had a hand in winning it would now be able to have their own holographic trophy inside each individual piece of the original…this is the kind of new age nurturing going on on college campi nationwide…kinda sweet in a 5th dimensional way…

Incidentally, anyone ever attempt the seduction of a lesbian buddhist psychic? Me neither, but she’s hottness…

By: David

David — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:32:36 +0000

I flew over Atlanta once.

By: Jon

Jon — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:23:05 +0000

ND like walmart? does that mean we can destroy the souther economy for another 20 years? Being ND just get better and better….. im under 25 btw….

By: Stranko Montana

Stranko Montana — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:38:33 +0000

Two things brought tears to my eyes today. The Keyboard player and comment # 3.

By: Sniffer

Sniffer — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:29:31 +0000

Florida should just burn the building to the ground and start over. You know, bad karma and all.

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:25:43 +0000

Threen @11

Irish Spring isn’t strong enough to remove the stench of ND football. Maybe Harp would be better to help Domers forget their plight.

By: socalbryan

socalbryan — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:17:37 +0000

Happy Tax Day!

As a tax lawya, let me advise you to pay your taxes.

By: Erdinger

Erdinger — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 15:14:50 +0000

100+ cocktails to you sir

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:45:47 +0000

There is a good solid list of reasons, that on my blog one of my categories/topic is “Suck it ND.” This will add to it.

Why can’t they be endorsed by Irish Spring?

By: Doug

Doug — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:42:26 +0000

You mean Tebow didn’t use his expert surgical skills to put the crystal football back together piece by piece?

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:39:43 +0000

I thought Notre Dame was America’s team. Aren’t there fans of it everywhere? Doesn’t everyone watch it on TV? Right?

I guess there aren’t actually *boosters* everywhere. I hope NBC is paying them more than what a conference payout from the BCS gets them, because that would be an easy way to make up some budget shortfalls when the team is being driven into the ground by a string of bad coaching hires.

ND has finished in the top 10 twice in the last 15 years, the same as Utah. It’s in serious danger of being seen as nothing more than a relic by people other than the 25 and under demographic, who already do see ND as a relic.

By: B

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:39:05 +0000

Better than Chik-Fil-A or whoever sponsored the nd spring game last year. Sell out much?