Comments on: TIM TEBOW, SURGEON.

By: meg

meg — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:51:45 +0000

Well, at least Tebow is accurate– you just better hope you are one of the first patients and not one of the later ones, coming in to the fourth quarter of his shift when he is under pressure to perform.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:38:17 +0000

Yawn, call me back when he gets credit for a patented solar shit house like calvin johnson.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:29:33 +0000

OK, so maybe Strangecock’s old stuff ain’t working so well. I guess you’ll have to take my word for it that it was good stuff.

By: Because They Can

Because They Can — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 20:25:49 +0000

As a UGA fan, even I got tired of hearing about “the Davids” on a weekly basis. But no-way-no-how did the Pollack love come anywhere near the same realm as Tebow, who’s treading on Leinart/Bush territory already. Considering that TT has yet to begin his Jr. year, I’d say we’re on the path to new horizons. But here’s some Pollack material for auld lang syne:

http://www.strangecock.com/2004gazettes.html

By: odell51

odell51 — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:56:26 +0000

The damage is done. Tebow has performed surgery in the 3rd world and is on the path to immortality. If this guy isn’t the spawn of Satan than I do not know who is. He is obviously the anti-christ.

And what the fuck is a faith healing?

By: Pillow Pants

Pillow Pants — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:42:16 +0000

Paul Sarone and his ball point pen laugh at your Tebow.

By: zzgator

zzgator — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:27:47 +0000

Tahitian Noni Juice. +1

By: Charlestownecock

Charlestownecock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:23:10 +0000

Gurn,
What are you trying to say?! You think that Herbstreit has a dress hanging in his closet with a white stain on it.

Meyer and Tebow at press conference:
“We did not have relations with that woman, Kirk Herbstreit!”

Or maybe Herbstreit thinks the ‘O’ in tOSU stands for “O-face”, OhOhOh.

(Did I go too far, not sure if thats possible on this blog)

By: gurn

gurn — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:43:31 +0000

Should any law enforcement agency need DNA samples from Urban Meyer or Tebow, they need only scrape it off the clothing, hair and face of Fowler, Herbstreit and Corso.

By: Charlestownecock

Charlestownecock — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:19:31 +0000

11: No, that priest was really Tebow.

If Tebow was in the Philippines and then had that fever on Sat. I’d be a little more concerned. He might have brought something back. (Prob. not)

If Superman can change in a telephone booth, Tebow can do anything!

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:47:26 +0000

That’s nothing. At least Tebow’s patients got sewn back up after surgery.

Nick Saban operates and then makes his patients run ’til it heals back up because he doesn’t have time for stitches.

Mike Leach operates and then has the healing mud rains of West Texas do the rest.

Pete Carroll eschews surgery all together, preferring to give his patients a tall glass of Tahitian Noni Juice and a lesson on the power of positive thinking.

By: Geaux Irish

Geaux Irish — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:47:16 +0000

Re: #11

Ka-li-mahh! KA-LI-MAHHH!

By: Chips O'Toole

Chips O'Toole — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:45:44 +0000

Wait, so when the priest pulled the beating heart out of the guy’s chest in Temple of Doom, that was just a hoax?

By: Coop

Coop — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:45:12 +0000

You mean ESPN is overhyping some individual or team?

Not too much of a stretch to predict the Tebow lovefest, overall, will eclipse the Pollack/Greene orgy that was mainly a CBS fueled endeavor, if it hasn’t already.

You keep waiting for the other shoe to drop on Tebow, some revelation that he runs a bestiality website or kills train hobos for his enjoyment, but he appears to be as good, if not better than, as advertised in the character department.

By: ATL AU Tiger

ATL AU Tiger — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:36:36 +0000

#4
Yes, it DID get this bad with David Pollack.