JOE MCKNIGHT, INELIGIBLE…
…for spring, at least, due to dropping a class and falling under 12 hours of registered classes. McKnight can’t sneak in a few Spanish classes at the Taco Shack down the street and get back, USC? Que paso?
Dos burritos, por favor. Mi bacalao es un abogado por las mujeres que no tienen brazos. Cinco dolares para cincuenta Vicodin–solamente en Nuevo Laredo, amigo! Carlos, su esposa tiene DOS PERROS SE LLAMAN MAXIMILLIAN!!!
Helping McKnight get eligible again, Thursday nights at the Taco Shack from 6-9ish p.m.
See? Master these simple phrases and we’ll all be jacked that your back. Pete Carroll included, who “doesn’t think it can get much better than this… football practice and perfect weather,” according to his Facebook profile.
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ThreenOut says:
More Carroll cheesecake* awesomeness.
http://beatsc.com/?p=1456
* Carroll is not in fact the cheesecake mentioned.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Nuevo Laredo… the most overrated restaurant in the history of restaurants. ESPN going down on USC/ND type hype with Syracuse performance.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:08 am
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Rob says:
#1: I approve.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Cheesecake Monday. Quite succulent.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
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PTTO says:
A post about USC classes without mentioning ball room dancing? This cannot stand.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
It’s nearly the middle of April and a player can still drop a class? Wow, I wish I had that option available to me when I was in school…
April 14th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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El Hombre says:
Should have hired Peggy Hill, Ess-puh-nol substitute teacher of the year four years running.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
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wareagle says:
Congrats on your excelsior Spanish.
I assume your cod got it’s law degree at University of Alabama, Tuscaloosa.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
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oc phil says:
#6 I had friends who went to Stanford back when you could drop a class on the day of the final. That was a bit much, but dropping with a “W” up to 2/3 or 3/4 of the way through a semester is pretty standard at most universities these days.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
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meatybob says:
Are USC song girls really better looking than other, say, SEC cheerleader chics. I really don’t have a preference, but sometimes I think the whole “song girl” mystique is a bit psychosomatic.
This is a proud day for me, I got booted out of boingboing.net for my harsh commentary. I guess I kept it too real.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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socalbryan says:
10,
Why question the hotness of our lovely song girls? Just enjoy man. Just enjoy.
http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2008/04/usc-song-girls-take-it-off-for-charity.html
April 14th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
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meatybob says:
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Me no hate, oh no, no hate here. Just saying that me would love to see UT cowgirl naked day and UT lady vol shampoo day as well. USC kinda hogs all of the exhibitionism. More, MORE!
Basically, me want more ‘ked chics.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Drop a class now, be ineligible for spring ball. Fail a class in May, be ineligible for the season….
That, good people of EDSBS, is what’s called top notch academic counseling.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
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MCab says:
Oh that John Curtis HS education is shining through.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:01 pm