JOE MCKNIGHT, INELIGIBLE…
…for spring, at least, due to dropping a class and falling under 12 hours of registered classes. McKnight can’t sneak in a few Spanish classes at the Taco Shack down the street and get back, USC? Que paso?
Dos burritos, por favor. Mi bacalao es un abogado por las mujeres que no tienen brazos. Cinco dolares para cincuenta Vicodin–solamente en Nuevo Laredo, amigo! Carlos, su esposa tiene DOS PERROS SE LLAMAN MAXIMILLIAN!!!

Helping McKnight get eligible again, Thursday nights at the Taco Shack from 6-9ish p.m.
See? Master these simple phrases and we’ll all be jacked that your back. Pete Carroll included, who “doesn’t think it can get much better than this… football practice and perfect weather,” according to his Facebook profile.












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Oh that John Curtis HS education is shining through.
Comment by MCab — April 14, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
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Drop a class now, be ineligible for spring ball. Fail a class in May, be ineligible for the season….
That, good people of EDSBS, is what’s called top notch academic counseling.
Comment by DC Trojan — April 14, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
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Me no hate, oh no, no hate here. Just saying that me would love to see UT cowgirl naked day and UT lady vol shampoo day as well. USC kinda hogs all of the exhibitionism. More, MORE!
Basically, me want more ‘ked chics.
Comment by meatybob — April 14, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
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Why question the hotness of our lovely song girls? Just enjoy man. Just enjoy.
http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2008/04/usc-song-girls-take-it-off-for-charity.html
Comment by socalbryan — April 14, 2008 @ 5:23 pm