Comments on: CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED

By: Johnnie Cochring

Johnnie Cochring — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:09:12 +0000

SCENE: EXTERNAL SHOT

NS and JPW walked into South Central, Los Angeles. JPW goes to use the pay phone at the corner of Jefferson and Crenshaw.

RM (aka Gang Member 25): Wanna use my phone, cuz?

NS (steps toward JPW): No, we’ll just find another phone–

RM: Shut up, man, I wanna hear what the white boy gotta say!

JPW: We need to call–

RM: Shut the f*ck up!

(JPW and NS run)

RM: Get ‘em! F*ck those white boys up!

By: Johnnie Cochring

Johnnie Cochring — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:53:36 +0000

Hurry up, man, grab every white motherf*cka you see.

By: CapstoneAlum

CapstoneAlum — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:12:02 +0000

#36

How suprising..you linked to a Josh Moon article..that guy has had a red ass for CNS forever..

Here is a different take on the situation.

http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/rmelick.ssf?/base/sports/120801330815990.xml&coll=2

By: Saben's Hair Dye

Saben's Hair Dye — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:55:22 +0000

“Look at me, I’m in a coat & tie, Look At Me! … LOOK AT ME!”

Where’s the tired grey suit with sansabelts, anyway?

What an assclown.

SIW

http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804130341

By: BamaFrazier

BamaFrazier — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:54:49 +0000

As a Bama grad, I have to say that ALL of these posts are freakin’ hilarious — but especially #29. I’ve noticed that if I drink just enough scotch and then choke down a Little Debbie snack cake, I talk exactly the same way.

By: Kage

Kage — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:14:16 +0000

Weekend At Bernies: T-town

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:15:19 +0000

“This isn’t Coach Saban!!!! He only wears gray sport coats. Give me back my coach!!”

By: crimson daddy

crimson daddy — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:03:03 +0000

“Jason Taylor always let me lead”

By: Scalz1

Scalz1 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:02:53 +0000

The more “urban” players will ensure that the “rythmically challenged” members of the team know how to crank dat soulja boy, voluntarily or not.

By: Charlestownecock

Charlestownecock — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:55:02 +0000

So… since Fla broke their trophy, does that mean that their not national champs anymore. Personally, I think that someone bet Tebow that he couldn’t throw a touchdown pass with the crystal football. oops.

By: Relative to Aight

Relative to Aight — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:43:48 +0000

“I need you guys to slow down relative to the fact that I’m going to stain my new Sear’s sportscoat if you make me fall…aight. The problem with this play was that you guys didnt show the character needed relative to being a winner…aight. A winner would never do anything relative to endangering his coach…aight. It’s obvious that you guys involved in this play werent recruited by me because the players I recruit can teleport themselves and wouldnt have let that play get close to hurting this universities number one asset relative to bringing in 40% of each trailor trash, rednecks income in this piss poor state…aight. Now get lined up and show me another good pass John Parker Wilson…..I know I wont see any when we are live relative to the fact that you cant throw when real SEC defensive players are after you…aight.”

By: CincySooner

CincySooner — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:50:27 +0000

JPW: “Oh GOD!!! Don’t let him take my soul!!”

By: formerlyanonymous

formerlyanonymous — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:24:58 +0000

“Coach, stop! We already cut enough players to fit in the scholarship limits!”

By: LSUADA2UDE

LSUADA2UDE — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:59:01 +0000

QUICK! Tackle his ass! He’s makin’ a break for Baton Rouge!!!

By: matty blue

matty blue — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:23:27 +0000

give me back your scholarship, goddamit, i have six illiterates waiting for it!