CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED
“John Parker Wilson, if you throw another pick you punk, I will run after you full speed every minute of every day for the rest of your life, you sissy-haired, seven-named tampon-frill!”
“Let me go! These people are paying me $4 million a year! CAN YOU SAY CRAZY?!?!??!! LET ME GO!!!”
“Coach, just the wallet, and no one gets hurt.”
JPW: “I’ll never wear summer-weight cotton! Never! Especially in that brown!”
Saban: “But it’s a must-have classic! It goes with everything!”
JPW: “It clashes with my complexion! Can you say jaundice, coach? Jaundice, I tell you!”
Or simply: “FREE RIBLET NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES CHAOS AT ALABAMA PRACTICE.”
(Via Deep South Sports and Losers With Socks.)
Filed under: Alabama man! he can drink he can bowl he can drink some, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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give me back your scholarship, goddamit, i have six illiterates waiting for it!
Comment by matty blue — April 14, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
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Even Nick Saban can pierce Bama’s O-line.
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 14, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
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“Wheee!!!! I found Nicky’s ticklish spot!!!!
Comment by berdingo — April 14, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
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When escaping from an ass-fingering Lineman, you don’t have to be the fastest runner….
Comment by IM A MAN, IM FORTY — April 14, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
21
“Hold still coach! You’ve got a arm sticking outta your butt!”
Comment by KT — April 14, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
20
Every ‘Bama man’s behind you; Hit your stride!
Comment by KT — April 14, 2008 @ 7:45 pm
19
That Dog always knew the nigras would go wild and start attack random white men.
Comment by Harris — April 14, 2008 @ 7:42 pm
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“Black arms. Black calfs. White Penis?”
Comment by KT — April 14, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
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The fire in Saban’s eyes was mistaken for the Olympic torch. Too bad he doesn’t have time to free Tibet or Darfur. Or any of that shit.
Comment by PSUrob — April 14, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
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#10 - Nice job with the lyrics
Yet another Alabama thread AND a bonus link to Petula Clark…
Apparently, I must have died today and gone straight to hell. Not that it’s unfair, mind you.
Comment by StageCoach — April 14, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
15
Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
Comment by sonofsamford — April 14, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
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Welcome to Alabama, where we’re so conservative we streak with our clothes on.
Comment by Doug — April 14, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
13
“I disagree, Brandon. I really do think that 1941 championship is questiona…”
Comment by Tater Salad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
12
“Coach! Coach! I want that scholarship, coach….ooh, nice lats.”
Comment by Cincy's Dad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
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Alabama will win the 2008 national championship because they have figured out the art of levitation. Look at JPW, he looks like he’s getting ready to Liu Kang the Tommy Tuberville or Phil Fulmer.
Comment by WarCardinals — April 14, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
10
“i want to hold him, and love him, and kiss him, and squeez him…”
Comment by socalbryan — April 14, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
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#98: It’s all in the hips….It’s all in the hips…It’s all….
Saban: GET OFFA ME!
Comment by JB — April 14, 2008 @ 5:19 pm
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“Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason to live…”
Comment by Tater Salad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
7
“Coach, I warned you about making any more of those ‘that dog’ jokes!”
Obligatory “Stop chasing me. I don’t have time for this shit.”
Comment by Tater Salad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:13 pm
6
start up the rumor mill.
Rumor is that plant high school recruit Orson Charles broke the national championship trophy while visiting Florida. He goes to my school and im hearing it from the rest of the players and the coaches.
No one has been able to confirm it for sure, so take is with whatever sized grain of salt it takes to choke it down.
Comment by anom — April 14, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
5
“I think it moved, aight?”
Comment by EZ — April 14, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
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“Every Alabama fan knew this day would come.”
Comment by CardsFan922 — April 14, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
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“Let’s go Fanney, we almost got him! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Comment by Snead — April 14, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
2
” Hell, my linebackers can’t outrun me. No wonder we went 7-6 last year ! “
Comment by BamaCPA — April 14, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
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“GET IN MY BELLY!”
Comment by Flibbetigibbet — April 14, 2008 @ 4:33 pm