CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED
“John Parker Wilson, if you throw another pick you punk, I will run after you full speed every minute of every day for the rest of your life, you sissy-haired, seven-named tampon-frill!”
“Let me go! These people are paying me $4 million a year! CAN YOU SAY CRAZY?!?!??!! LET ME GO!!!”
“Coach, just the wallet, and no one gets hurt.”
JPW: “I’ll never wear summer-weight cotton! Never! Especially in that brown!”
Saban: “But it’s a must-have classic! It goes with everything!”
JPW: “It clashes with my complexion! Can you say jaundice, coach? Jaundice, I tell you!”
Or simply: “FREE RIBLET NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES CHAOS AT ALABAMA PRACTICE.”
(Via Deep South Sports and Losers With Socks.)
Filed under: Alabama man! he can drink he can bowl he can drink some, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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“GET IN MY BELLY!”
Comment by Flibbetigibbet — April 14, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
2
” Hell, my linebackers can’t outrun me. No wonder we went 7-6 last year ! “
Comment by BamaCPA — April 14, 2008 @ 4:38 pm
3
“Let’s go Fanney, we almost got him! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
Comment by Snead — April 14, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
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“Every Alabama fan knew this day would come.”
Comment by CardsFan922 — April 14, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
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“I think it moved, aight?”
Comment by EZ — April 14, 2008 @ 5:02 pm
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start up the rumor mill.
Rumor is that plant high school recruit Orson Charles broke the national championship trophy while visiting Florida. He goes to my school and im hearing it from the rest of the players and the coaches.
No one has been able to confirm it for sure, so take is with whatever sized grain of salt it takes to choke it down.
Comment by anom — April 14, 2008 @ 5:12 pm
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“Coach, I warned you about making any more of those ‘that dog’ jokes!”
Obligatory “Stop chasing me. I don’t have time for this shit.”
Comment by Tater Salad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:13 pm
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“Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason to live…”
Comment by Tater Salad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:17 pm
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#98: It’s all in the hips….It’s all in the hips…It’s all….
Saban: GET OFFA ME!
Comment by JB — April 14, 2008 @ 5:19 pm
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“i want to hold him, and love him, and kiss him, and squeez him…”
Comment by socalbryan — April 14, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
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Alabama will win the 2008 national championship because they have figured out the art of levitation. Look at JPW, he looks like he’s getting ready to Liu Kang the Tommy Tuberville or Phil Fulmer.
Comment by WarCardinals — April 14, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
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“Coach! Coach! I want that scholarship, coach….ooh, nice lats.”
Comment by Cincy's Dad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
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“I disagree, Brandon. I really do think that 1941 championship is questiona…”
Comment by Tater Salad — April 14, 2008 @ 5:58 pm
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Welcome to Alabama, where we’re so conservative we streak with our clothes on.
Comment by Doug — April 14, 2008 @ 6:22 pm
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Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
Comment by sonofsamford — April 14, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
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#10 - Nice job with the lyrics
Yet another Alabama thread AND a bonus link to Petula Clark…
Apparently, I must have died today and gone straight to hell. Not that it’s unfair, mind you.
Comment by StageCoach — April 14, 2008 @ 7:01 pm
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The fire in Saban’s eyes was mistaken for the Olympic torch. Too bad he doesn’t have time to free Tibet or Darfur. Or any of that shit.
Comment by PSUrob — April 14, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
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“Black arms. Black calfs. White Penis?”
Comment by KT — April 14, 2008 @ 7:41 pm
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That Dog always knew the nigras would go wild and start attack random white men.
Comment by Harris — April 14, 2008 @ 7:42 pm
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Every ‘Bama man’s behind you; Hit your stride!
Comment by KT — April 14, 2008 @ 7:45 pm
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“Hold still coach! You’ve got a arm sticking outta your butt!”
Comment by KT — April 14, 2008 @ 7:47 pm
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When escaping from an ass-fingering Lineman, you don’t have to be the fastest runner….
Comment by IM A MAN, IM FORTY — April 14, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
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“Wheee!!!! I found Nicky’s ticklish spot!!!!
Comment by berdingo — April 14, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
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Even Nick Saban can pierce Bama’s O-line.
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 14, 2008 @ 8:59 pm
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give me back your scholarship, goddamit, i have six illiterates waiting for it!
Comment by matty blue — April 14, 2008 @ 9:23 pm
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QUICK! Tackle his ass! He’s makin’ a break for Baton Rouge!!!
Comment by LSUADA2UDE — April 14, 2008 @ 9:59 pm
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“Coach, stop! We already cut enough players to fit in the scholarship limits!”
Comment by formerlyanonymous — April 14, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
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JPW: “Oh GOD!!! Don’t let him take my soul!!”
Comment by CincySooner — April 15, 2008 @ 6:50 am
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“I need you guys to slow down relative to the fact that I’m going to stain my new Sear’s sportscoat if you make me fall…aight. The problem with this play was that you guys didnt show the character needed relative to being a winner…aight. A winner would never do anything relative to endangering his coach…aight. It’s obvious that you guys involved in this play werent recruited by me because the players I recruit can teleport themselves and wouldnt have let that play get close to hurting this universities number one asset relative to bringing in 40% of each trailor trash, rednecks income in this piss poor state…aight. Now get lined up and show me another good pass John Parker Wilson…..I know I wont see any when we are live relative to the fact that you cant throw when real SEC defensive players are after you…aight.”
Comment by Relative to Aight — April 15, 2008 @ 7:43 am
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So… since Fla broke their trophy, does that mean that their not national champs anymore. Personally, I think that someone bet Tebow that he couldn’t throw a touchdown pass with the crystal football. oops.
Comment by Charlestownecock — April 15, 2008 @ 7:55 am
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The more “urban” players will ensure that the “rythmically challenged” members of the team know how to crank dat soulja boy, voluntarily or not.
Comment by Scalz1 — April 15, 2008 @ 8:02 am
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“Jason Taylor always let me lead”
Comment by crimson daddy — April 15, 2008 @ 9:03 am
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“This isn’t Coach Saban!!!! He only wears gray sport coats. Give me back my coach!!”
Comment by Last Dragon — April 15, 2008 @ 9:15 am
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Weekend At Bernies: T-town
Comment by Kage — April 15, 2008 @ 11:14 am
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As a Bama grad, I have to say that ALL of these posts are freakin’ hilarious — but especially #29. I’ve noticed that if I drink just enough scotch and then choke down a Little Debbie snack cake, I talk exactly the same way.
Comment by BamaFrazier — April 15, 2008 @ 11:54 am
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“Look at me, I’m in a coat & tie, Look At Me! … LOOK AT ME!”
Where’s the tired grey suit with sansabelts, anyway?
What an assclown.
SIW
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804130341
Comment by Saben's Hair Dye — April 15, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
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#36
How suprising..you linked to a Josh Moon article..that guy has had a red ass for CNS forever..
Here is a different take on the situation.
http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/rmelick.ssf?/base/sports/120801330815990.xml&coll=2
Comment by CapstoneAlum — April 15, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
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Hurry up, man, grab every white motherf*cka you see.
Comment by Johnnie Cochring — April 16, 2008 @ 7:53 am
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SCENE: EXTERNAL SHOT
NS and JPW walked into South Central, Los Angeles. JPW goes to use the pay phone at the corner of Jefferson and Crenshaw.
RM (aka Gang Member 25): Wanna use my phone, cuz?
NS (steps toward JPW): No, we’ll just find another phone–
RM: Shut up, man, I wanna hear what the white boy gotta say!
JPW: We need to call–
RM: Shut the f*ck up!
(JPW and NS run)
RM: Get ‘em! F*ck those white boys up!
Comment by Johnnie Cochring — April 16, 2008 @ 8:09 am