CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED
“John Parker Wilson, if you throw another pick you punk, I will run after you full speed every minute of every day for the rest of your life, you sissy-haired, seven-named tampon-frill!”
“Let me go! These people are paying me $4 million a year! CAN YOU SAY CRAZY?!?!??!! LET ME GO!!!”
“Coach, just the wallet, and no one gets hurt.”
JPW: “I’ll never wear summer-weight cotton! Never! Especially in that brown!”
Saban: “But it’s a must-have classic! It goes with everything!”
JPW: “It clashes with my complexion! Can you say jaundice, coach? Jaundice, I tell you!”
Or simply: “FREE RIBLET NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES CHAOS AT ALABAMA PRACTICE.”
(Via Deep South Sports and Losers With Socks.)
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Flibbetigibbet says:
“GET IN MY BELLY!”
April 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
2
BamaCPA says:
” Hell, my linebackers can’t outrun me. No wonder we went 7-6 last year ! “
April 14th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
3
Snead says:
“Let’s go Fanney, we almost got him! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
April 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
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CardsFan922 says:
“Every Alabama fan knew this day would come.”
April 14th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
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EZ says:
“I think it moved, aight?”
April 14th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
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anom says:
start up the rumor mill.
Rumor is that plant high school recruit Orson Charles broke the national championship trophy while visiting Florida. He goes to my school and im hearing it from the rest of the players and the coaches.
No one has been able to confirm it for sure, so take is with whatever sized grain of salt it takes to choke it down.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
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Tater Salad says:
“Coach, I warned you about making any more of those ‘that dog’ jokes!”
Obligatory “Stop chasing me. I don’t have time for this shit.”
April 14th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
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Tater Salad says:
“Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason to live…”
April 14th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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JB says:
#98: It’s all in the hips….It’s all in the hips…It’s all….
Saban: GET OFFA ME!
April 14th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
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socalbryan says:
“i want to hold him, and love him, and kiss him, and squeez him…”
April 14th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
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WarCardinals says:
Alabama will win the 2008 national championship because they have figured out the art of levitation. Look at JPW, he looks like he’s getting ready to Liu Kang the Tommy Tuberville or Phil Fulmer.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
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Cincy's Dad says:
“Coach! Coach! I want that scholarship, coach….ooh, nice lats.”
April 14th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
13
Tater Salad says:
“I disagree, Brandon. I really do think that 1941 championship is questiona…”
April 14th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
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Doug says:
Welcome to Alabama, where we’re so conservative we streak with our clothes on.
April 14th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
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sonofsamford says:
Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
April 14th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
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StageCoach says:
#10 – Nice job with the lyrics
Yet another Alabama thread AND a bonus link to Petula Clark…
Apparently, I must have died today and gone straight to hell. Not that it’s unfair, mind you.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
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PSUrob says:
The fire in Saban’s eyes was mistaken for the Olympic torch. Too bad he doesn’t have time to free Tibet or Darfur. Or any of that shit.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
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KT says:
“Black arms. Black calfs. White Penis?”
April 14th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
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Harris says:
That Dog always knew the nigras would go wild and start attack random white men.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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KT says:
Every ‘Bama man’s behind you; Hit your stride!
April 14th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
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KT says:
“Hold still coach! You’ve got a arm sticking outta your butt!”
April 14th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
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IM A MAN, IM FORTY says:
When escaping from an ass-fingering Lineman, you don’t have to be the fastest runner….
April 14th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
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berdingo says:
“Wheee!!!! I found Nicky’s ticklish spot!!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Even Nick Saban can pierce Bama’s O-line.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
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matty blue says:
give me back your scholarship, goddamit, i have six illiterates waiting for it!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
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LSUADA2UDE says:
QUICK! Tackle his ass! He’s makin’ a break for Baton Rouge!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
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formerlyanonymous says:
“Coach, stop! We already cut enough players to fit in the scholarship limits!”
April 14th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
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CincySooner says:
JPW: “Oh GOD!!! Don’t let him take my soul!!”
April 15th, 2008 at 6:50 am
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Relative to Aight says:
“I need you guys to slow down relative to the fact that I’m going to stain my new Sear’s sportscoat if you make me fall…aight. The problem with this play was that you guys didnt show the character needed relative to being a winner…aight. A winner would never do anything relative to endangering his coach…aight. It’s obvious that you guys involved in this play werent recruited by me because the players I recruit can teleport themselves and wouldnt have let that play get close to hurting this universities number one asset relative to bringing in 40% of each trailor trash, rednecks income in this piss poor state…aight. Now get lined up and show me another good pass John Parker Wilson…..I know I wont see any when we are live relative to the fact that you cant throw when real SEC defensive players are after you…aight.”
April 15th, 2008 at 7:43 am
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Charlestownecock says:
So… since Fla broke their trophy, does that mean that their not national champs anymore. Personally, I think that someone bet Tebow that he couldn’t throw a touchdown pass with the crystal football. oops.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:55 am
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Scalz1 says:
The more “urban” players will ensure that the “rythmically challenged” members of the team know how to crank dat soulja boy, voluntarily or not.
April 15th, 2008 at 8:02 am
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crimson daddy says:
“Jason Taylor always let me lead”
April 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
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Last Dragon says:
“This isn’t Coach Saban!!!! He only wears gray sport coats. Give me back my coach!!”
April 15th, 2008 at 9:15 am
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Kage says:
Weekend At Bernies: T-town
April 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
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BamaFrazier says:
As a Bama grad, I have to say that ALL of these posts are freakin’ hilarious — but especially #29. I’ve noticed that if I drink just enough scotch and then choke down a Little Debbie snack cake, I talk exactly the same way.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:54 am
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Saben's Hair Dye says:
“Look at me, I’m in a coat & tie, Look At Me! … LOOK AT ME!”
Where’s the tired grey suit with sansabelts, anyway?
What an assclown.
SIW
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804130341
April 15th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
#36
How suprising..you linked to a Josh Moon article..that guy has had a red ass for CNS forever..
Here is a different take on the situation.
http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/rmelick.ssf?/base/sports/120801330815990.xml&coll=2
April 15th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
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Johnnie Cochring says:
Hurry up, man, grab every white motherf*cka you see.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:53 am
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Johnnie Cochring says:
SCENE: EXTERNAL SHOT
NS and JPW walked into South Central, Los Angeles. JPW goes to use the pay phone at the corner of Jefferson and Crenshaw.
RM (aka Gang Member 25): Wanna use my phone, cuz?
NS (steps toward JPW): No, we’ll just find another phone–
RM: Shut up, man, I wanna hear what the white boy gotta say!
JPW: We need to call–
RM: Shut the f*ck up!
(JPW and NS run)
RM: Get ‘em! F*ck those white boys up!
April 16th, 2008 at 8:09 am