CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED
“John Parker Wilson, if you throw another pick you punk, I will run after you full speed every minute of every day for the rest of your life, you sissy-haired, seven-named tampon-frill!”
“Let me go! These people are paying me $4 million a year! CAN YOU SAY CRAZY?!?!??!! LET ME GO!!!”
“Coach, just the wallet, and no one gets hurt.”
JPW: “I’ll never wear summer-weight cotton! Never! Especially in that brown!”
Saban: “But it’s a must-have classic! It goes with everything!”
JPW: “It clashes with my complexion! Can you say jaundice, coach? Jaundice, I tell you!”
Or simply: “FREE RIBLET NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES CHAOS AT ALABAMA PRACTICE.”
(Via Deep South Sports and Losers With Socks.)
Filed under: Alabama man! he can drink he can bowl he can drink some, Blog Buddies, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference by Orson Swindle
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SCENE: EXTERNAL SHOT
NS and JPW walked into South Central, Los Angeles. JPW goes to use the pay phone at the corner of Jefferson and Crenshaw.
RM (aka Gang Member 25): Wanna use my phone, cuz?
NS (steps toward JPW): No, we’ll just find another phone–
RM: Shut up, man, I wanna hear what the white boy gotta say!
JPW: We need to call–
RM: Shut the f*ck up!
(JPW and NS run)
RM: Get ‘em! F*ck those white boys up!
Comment by Johnnie Cochring — April 16, 2008 @ 8:09 am
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Hurry up, man, grab every white motherf*cka you see.
Comment by Johnnie Cochring — April 16, 2008 @ 7:53 am
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#36
How suprising..you linked to a Josh Moon article..that guy has had a red ass for CNS forever..
Here is a different take on the situation.
http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/rmelick.ssf?/base/sports/120801330815990.xml&coll=2
Comment by CapstoneAlum — April 15, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
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“Look at me, I’m in a coat & tie, Look At Me! … LOOK AT ME!”
Where’s the tired grey suit with sansabelts, anyway?
What an assclown.
SIW
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804130341
Comment by Saben's Hair Dye — April 15, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
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As a Bama grad, I have to say that ALL of these posts are freakin’ hilarious — but especially #29. I’ve noticed that if I drink just enough scotch and then choke down a Little Debbie snack cake, I talk exactly the same way.
Comment by BamaFrazier — April 15, 2008 @ 11:54 am
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Weekend At Bernies: T-town
Comment by Kage — April 15, 2008 @ 11:14 am
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“This isn’t Coach Saban!!!! He only wears gray sport coats. Give me back my coach!!”
Comment by Last Dragon — April 15, 2008 @ 9:15 am
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“Jason Taylor always let me lead”
Comment by crimson daddy — April 15, 2008 @ 9:03 am
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The more “urban” players will ensure that the “rythmically challenged” members of the team know how to crank dat soulja boy, voluntarily or not.
Comment by Scalz1 — April 15, 2008 @ 8:02 am
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So… since Fla broke their trophy, does that mean that their not national champs anymore. Personally, I think that someone bet Tebow that he couldn’t throw a touchdown pass with the crystal football. oops.
Comment by Charlestownecock — April 15, 2008 @ 7:55 am
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“I need you guys to slow down relative to the fact that I’m going to stain my new Sear’s sportscoat if you make me fall…aight. The problem with this play was that you guys didnt show the character needed relative to being a winner…aight. A winner would never do anything relative to endangering his coach…aight. It’s obvious that you guys involved in this play werent recruited by me because the players I recruit can teleport themselves and wouldnt have let that play get close to hurting this universities number one asset relative to bringing in 40% of each trailor trash, rednecks income in this piss poor state…aight. Now get lined up and show me another good pass John Parker Wilson…..I know I wont see any when we are live relative to the fact that you cant throw when real SEC defensive players are after you…aight.”
Comment by Relative to Aight — April 15, 2008 @ 7:43 am
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JPW: “Oh GOD!!! Don’t let him take my soul!!”
Comment by CincySooner — April 15, 2008 @ 6:50 am
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“Coach, stop! We already cut enough players to fit in the scholarship limits!”
Comment by formerlyanonymous — April 14, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
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QUICK! Tackle his ass! He’s makin’ a break for Baton Rouge!!!
Comment by LSUADA2UDE — April 14, 2008 @ 9:59 pm