CAPTION CONTEST: SABAN GETS TACKLED
by Orson on Apr 14, 2008 5:25 PM EDT
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"John Parker Wilson, if you throw another pick you punk, I will run after you full speed every minute of every day for the rest of your life, you sissy-haired, seven-named tampon-frill!"
"Let me go! These people are paying me $4 million a year! CAN YOU SAY CRAZY?!?!??!! LET ME GO!!!"
"Coach, just the wallet, and no one gets hurt."
JPW: "I'll never wear summer-weight cotton! Never! Especially in that brown!"
Saban: "But it's a must-have classic! It goes with everything!"
JPW: "It clashes with my complexion! Can you say jaundice, coach? Jaundice, I tell you!"
Or simply: "FREE RIBLET NIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT CAUSES CHAOS AT ALABAMA PRACTICE."
(Via Deep South Sports and Losers With Socks.)
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" Hell, my linebackers can’t outrun me. No wonder we went 7-6 last year ! "
by BamaCPA on Apr 14, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions
“Let’s go Fanney, we almost got him! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
by Snead on Apr 14, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
“Every Alabama fan knew this day would come.”
by CardsFan922 on Apr 14, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions
start up the rumor mill.
Rumor is that plant high school recruit Orson Charles broke the national championship trophy while visiting Florida. He goes to my school and im hearing it from the rest of the players and the coaches.
No one has been able to confirm it for sure, so take is with whatever sized grain of salt it takes to choke it down.
by anom on Apr 14, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
“Coach, I warned you about making any more of those ‘that dog’ jokes!”
Obligatory “Stop chasing me. I don’t have time for this shit.”
by Tater Salad on Apr 14, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
“Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason. Short people got no reason to live…”
by Tater Salad on Apr 14, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions
#98: It’s all in the hips….It’s all in the hips…It’s all….
Saban: GET OFFA ME!
by JB on Apr 14, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
“i want to hold him, and love him, and kiss him, and squeez him…”
by socalbryan on Apr 14, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
Alabama will win the 2008 national championship because they have figured out the art of levitation. Look at JPW, he looks like he’s getting ready to Liu Kang the Tommy Tuberville or Phil Fulmer.
by WarCardinals on Apr 14, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
“Coach! Coach! I want that scholarship, coach….ooh, nice lats.”
by Cincy's Dad on Apr 14, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
“I disagree, Brandon. I really do think that 1941 championship is questiona…”
by Tater Salad on Apr 14, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
Welcome to Alabama, where we’re so conservative we streak with our clothes on.
by Doug on Apr 14, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I’d take state.
by sonofsamford on Apr 14, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions
- - Nice job with the lyrics
Yet another Alabama thread AND a bonus link to Petula Clark…
Apparently, I must have died today and gone straight to hell. Not that it’s unfair, mind you.
by StageCoach on Apr 14, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions
The fire in Saban’s eyes was mistaken for the Olympic torch. Too bad he doesn’t have time to free Tibet or Darfur. Or any of that shit.
by PSUrob on Apr 14, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
That Dog always knew the nigras would go wild and start attack random white men.
by Harris on Apr 14, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions
“Hold still coach! You’ve got a arm sticking outta your butt!”
by KT on Apr 14, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
When escaping from an ass-fingering Lineman, you don’t have to be the fastest runner….
by IM A MAN, IM FORTY on Apr 14, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
give me back your scholarship, goddamit, i have six illiterates waiting for it!
by matty blue on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
QUICK! Tackle his ass! He’s makin’ a break for Baton Rouge!!!
by LSUADA2UDE on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
“Coach, stop! We already cut enough players to fit in the scholarship limits!”
by formerlyanonymous on Apr 15, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
JPW: “Oh GOD!!! Don’t let him take my soul!!”
by CincySooner on Apr 15, 2008 7:50 AM EDT reply actions
“I need you guys to slow down relative to the fact that I’m going to stain my new Sear’s sportscoat if you make me fall…aight. The problem with this play was that you guys didnt show the character needed relative to being a winner…aight. A winner would never do anything relative to endangering his coach…aight. It’s obvious that you guys involved in this play werent recruited by me because the players I recruit can teleport themselves and wouldnt have let that play get close to hurting this universities number one asset relative to bringing in 40% of each trailor trash, rednecks income in this piss poor state…aight. Now get lined up and show me another good pass John Parker Wilson…..I know I wont see any when we are live relative to the fact that you cant throw when real SEC defensive players are after you…aight.”
by Relative to Aight on Apr 15, 2008 8:43 AM EDT reply actions
So… since Fla broke their trophy, does that mean that their not national champs anymore. Personally, I think that someone bet Tebow that he couldn’t throw a touchdown pass with the crystal football. oops.
by Charlestownecock on Apr 15, 2008 8:55 AM EDT reply actions
The more “urban” players will ensure that the “rythmically challenged” members of the team know how to crank dat soulja boy, voluntarily or not.
by Scalz1 on Apr 15, 2008 9:02 AM EDT reply actions
“This isn’t Coach Saban!!!! He only wears gray sport coats. Give me back my coach!!”
by Last Dragon on Apr 15, 2008 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
As a Bama grad, I have to say that ALL of these posts are freakin’ hilarious — but especially #29. I’ve noticed that if I drink just enough scotch and then choke down a Little Debbie snack cake, I talk exactly the same way.
by BamaFrazier on Apr 15, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
“Look at me, I’m in a coat & tie, Look At Me! … LOOK AT ME!”
Where’s the tired grey suit with sansabelts, anyway?
What an assclown.
SIW
http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008804130341
by Saben's Hair Dye on Apr 15, 2008 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
#36
How suprising..you linked to a Josh Moon article..that guy has had a red ass for CNS forever..
Here is a different take on the situation.
http://www.al.com/sports/birminghamnews/rmelick.ssf?/base/sports/120801330815990.xml&coll=2
by CapstoneAlum on Apr 16, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
Hurry up, man, grab every white motherf*cka you see.
by Johnnie Cochring on Apr 16, 2008 8:53 AM EDT reply actions
SCENE: EXTERNAL SHOT
NS and JPW walked into South Central, Los Angeles. JPW goes to use the pay phone at the corner of Jefferson and Crenshaw.
RM (aka Gang Member 25): Wanna use my phone, cuz?
NS (steps toward JPW): No, we’ll just find another phone—
RM: Shut up, man, I wanna hear what the white boy gotta say!
JPW: We need to call—
RM: Shut the f*ck up!
(JPW and NS run)
RM: Get ’em! F*ck those white boys up!
by Johnnie Cochring on Apr 16, 2008 9:09 AM EDT reply actions
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