Comments on: PETE CARROLL FACEBOOK UPDATE: HE NEEDS BATTERIES!

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:44:32 +0000

Pete does his thing with the missus 3 times in ONE night, then uses the rest of the week to work on the footbaw team, sleeping in the office most nights, hence, the need for batteries for the old lady.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:02:29 +0000

#14 – You must be new to this. Here’s how it works. When star players get a new extra large tv, they also get a work-study kid to change the channels for them. First team All-Americans get a young lady with flexible joints and morals to hold their beer and attend to other viewing time needs. Heisman candidates get two young ladies.

Similarly, the teaching assistants don’t need calculators because they have the answers already. It’s a transcription job – they already have the degrees, they don’t need to do the re-work.

Family housing is discouraged but happens on a case-by-case basis from third party providers. While the real estate around campus is inexpensive, it’s not that inexpensive.

By: M

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:25:04 +0000

I just love “WIN FOREVER” so much. I need one of those shirts.

By: Sacked

Sacked — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 17:18:24 +0000

Peter Clay Carroll mixes the alkaline in the batteries with the blood of walk-ons and CREATES THE JACKEDNEST ENERGY DRINK KNOWN TO MAN.

By: GatorAM

GatorAM — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:40:42 +0000

Nerd alert! bi-weekly is every two weeks, bi-monthly is every two months. I don’t know about Mrs. Carroll… but bi-weekly is, how should I say… insufficient.

By: Nordeezy

Nordeezy — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:30:51 +0000

It’s all fun and game until someone starts hating. Now I need some batteries and sock….

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:29:12 +0000

by bi-weekly that means, two times a week. Every other week would be bi-monthly.

By: Excuse me while I whip this out

Excuse me while I whip this out — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:11:55 +0000

He needs batteries to put in the remote controls for the 186″ plasma TVs that “mysteriously” ended up in the “extrremely low-rent” (read :”FREE”) homes that his star recruits and their families are living in now that they signed letters of intent with USC.
or maybe just for the calculators for the teaching assistants that are taking his players’ tests for them…

By: GatorAM

GatorAM — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 16:06:26 +0000

#11 — Every two weeks? Egads. The woman will need batteries.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:59:01 +0000

#9 – Like you dont think Pete Carroll has enough energy to get in a good bi-weekly wife schtuping?

Your doubt disappoints me.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:52:08 +0000

Maybe he just wants more of a pop than a supernova from exploding this time.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:48:16 +0000

Toys Dept:

Pete C is so dedicated to the USC footbaw program, that he needs batteries to give to the missus, if you know what I mean….

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:43:01 +0000

We don’t need no stinking batteries! Brennan Carroll doesn’t need whistles or stop watches. Certainly he can work without batteries.

By: USC Atheltic Department... (not)

USC Atheltic Department... (not) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:37:07 +0000

for the record, Pete Carroll does not require batteries to operate properly. In fact, Pete Carroll charges batteries just by looking at them.

By: JFW

JFW — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:31:31 +0000

It’s from that Nike commercial. Pete Carrol’s jackedness is better than your jackedness.