PETE CARROLL FACEBOOK UPDATE: HE NEEDS BATTERIES!

Maybe he should have his boy talk to the batteries, “Come on batteries, you’re not tired! There’s no tired today!”

Dude Pete Carroll is CLEARLY making his own electric car.

How did you not see this?

And it will get 1,000 miles per charge, which he will get from hooking up to the aerobic equipment in the team training room.

yawn…let me know when you become facebook friends with brennan carroll.

brennan carroll
hey, anybody got a whistle??

Pete is likely collecting batteries in order to ensure they are properly disposed of. Just trying to keep the planet a little greener for tomorrow’s five star recruits bro.

Angels need wings AND batteries it seems.

That line is from the Nike Sparq Training commercial. Pete says it among some other athletes and kids saying things in a way too fast fashion.

It’s from that Nike commercial. Pete Carrol’s jackedness is better than your jackedness.

for the record, Pete Carroll does not require batteries to operate properly. In fact, Pete Carroll charges batteries just by looking at them.

We don’t need no stinking batteries! Brennan Carroll doesn’t need whistles or stop watches. Certainly he can work without batteries.

Toys Dept:

Pete C is so dedicated to the USC footbaw program, that he needs batteries to give to the missus, if you know what I mean….

Maybe he just wants more of a pop than a supernova from exploding this time.

1. - Like you dont think Pete Carroll has enough energy to get in a good bi-weekly wife schtuping?

Your doubt disappoints me.

1. — Every two weeks? Egads. The woman will need batteries.

He needs batteries to put in the remote controls for the 186" plasma TVs that “mysteriously” ended up in the “extrremely low-rent” (read :“FREE”) homes that his star recruits and their families are living in now that they signed letters of intent with USC.
or maybe just for the calculators for the teaching assistants that are taking his players’ tests for them…

by bi-weekly that means, two times a week. Every other week would be bi-monthly.

It’s all fun and game until someone starts hating. Now I need some batteries and sock….

Nerd alert! bi-weekly is every two weeks, bi-monthly is every two months. :-) I don’t know about Mrs. Carroll… but bi-weekly is, how should I say… insufficient.

Peter Clay Carroll mixes the alkaline in the batteries with the blood of walk-ons and CREATES THE JACKEDNEST ENERGY DRINK KNOWN TO MAN.

I just love “WIN FOREVER” so much. I need one of those shirts.

1. - You must be new to this. Here’s how it works. When star players get a new extra large tv, they also get a work-study kid to change the channels for them. First team All-Americans get a young lady with flexible joints and morals to hold their beer and attend to other viewing time needs. Heisman candidates get two young ladies.

Similarly, the teaching assistants don’t need calculators because they have the answers already. It’s a transcription job – they already have the degrees, they don’t need to do the re-work.

Family housing is discouraged but happens on a case-by-case basis from third party providers. While the real estate around campus is inexpensive, it’s not that inexpensive.

Pete does his thing with the missus 3 times in ONE night, then uses the rest of the week to work on the footbaw team, sleeping in the office most nights, hence, the need for batteries for the old lady.