LSU TO WHITE HOUSE

by Orson on Apr 8, 2008 11:24 AM EDT

LSU visited the White House yesterday, something you get to do when you win the BCS title, and Les Miles didn't even wear a hat. And boy-o, was the President ready for that one. Hear that can opener? Because your meal's coming, sportswriters:

This is coach Les Miles first time celebrating here at the White House, Bush said. And a lot of folks are going to remember it because its the first time hes being seen in public without a hat on.

Bad intel again, dude, but it's 2008 and we're so past caring. Something positive did come of the whole circus, though: Ryan Perrilloux, terrorist hunter, did attend the ceremonies, and in fact caught Osama Bin Laden sneaking up to give George a thorough goosing.

Mr. President! The Sixty Million Dollar man knows an Osama when he sees him! Pic by LSUFreek, of course.

The other important quote comes from Glenn Dorsey, who reveals that the fog of war surrounding this president may be one created by poorly digested complex starches.

You stand beside him and tears just come to your eyes, Dorsey said after the event.

Gassy, but determined: much like Les Miles. No wonder the two men struck it off. And hey, the team didn't even have to stay in moldy FEMA trailers, which was nice of the Prez and all.

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Does LSUFreek get paid for this? Because if he doesn’t, somebody should. Not me, because I’m poor. but somebody needs to.

Swindle Industries expansion time?

by ThreenOut on Apr 8, 2008 11:31 AM EDT reply actions

After TBoone buys Bill Self for millions of $$$, he’s gonna do a hostile takeover and greenmail LSU into selling Okie State the entire LSU team for a bajillion $$$.

And LSUfreek too.

by yoyofutbawl on Apr 8, 2008 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

i hope that les got himself some of that primo federal taffy…

by okiedomer on Apr 8, 2008 11:53 AM EDT reply actions

Glenn Dorsey: new favorite non-Clemson football player.

Actually, I was extremely impressed with Dorsey, just like everyone else in the country, over the course of the last two years.

by Coop on Apr 8, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

G.F’n. Bush knows defense.

After all, he kept Alabama safe from those N. Vietnamese terrorists back in the day.

by NRBQ on Apr 8, 2008 12:05 PM EDT reply actions

Since someone brought up the name, I figure its as good a time as any to mention that T Boone is trying to build the world’s largest wind farm.

by Brian on Apr 8, 2008 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

also…I assumed LSU freak was on the Swindle Industries dole as it was. Or at least, aught to be. Even if by piece.

by Brian on Apr 8, 2008 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

Christ… his writers suck as bad as his intelligence analysts.

Fuck.

by Cock D on Apr 8, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

Oh and + 1,000,000,000 cocktails to you for “its 2008 and were so past caring”

Sums up my life.

by Cock D on Apr 8, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

How’d Dorsey get the chainsaw past Secret Service?

by Out of Conference on Apr 8, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions

“a thorough goosing”

Still chuckling over that one.

by drogue on Apr 8, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

Osama Bin Laden:

Terrorist mastermind, merry prankster.

by Irwin Fletcher on Apr 8, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions

2:1 Miles’ suit is a “top-secrecy” tear-away prototype from Mens’ Wearhouse concealing his skin-grafted Nike mock-t and biker shorts, AKA “corndog smugglers”.

by Cock of Ages on Apr 8, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions

Man….football was fucked up last year and something about this picture reminded me of this fact. Most fucked up year ever

by SpookyJuice on Apr 8, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions

I’ll go out on a limb and guess that someone from LSU took the time to b*tch about having to share a national title with USC in 2003. Apparently, the topic comes up in BR now and then.

by Defender90 on Apr 8, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions