BRENNAN CARROLL LOVES EVERY ONE OF YOU
You got fourteen days of practice-THIS IS A FUCKING WARMUP. You’ve all got shots to become heroes. Might be a little fear here might be a little scared but I need you to work your fucking asses off. We at EDSBS want you to know we love every one of you. What is this, fucking “Dancing With the Stars?!?!” DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!
Prone. PRONE!!! I don’t have a whistle, I just say whistle. Ball. Come on: Ball! stick-OUT! (From USCRipsIt, which does a little more each day to explain why USC gets every single recruit they so much as blink at.)
NOTE! BRENNAN WANTS YOU TO LISTEN TO EDSBS LIVE! Right here! With Kyle King, who’s gonna tell us why the Dawgs are gonna lose to USC in the title game! We love you all! At 9:00 EST here!
DOUBLE NOTE! Might want to check out Brennan’s Wikipedia page. A screencap follows, because you know they’re going to axe it in a matter of minutes after this.
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tempebamafan says:
is brennan Pete’s kid? cause yeah, he’s intense, but he doesn’t strike me as someone who’s re
April 8th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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tempebamafan says:
is brennan Pete’s kid? cause yeah, he’s intense, but he doesn’t strike me as someone who’s reached his position through merit alone.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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tempebamafan says:
jesus H christ, i should just stop trying to do shit.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
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sb says:
That fucker barely looks old enough to shave…and he looks a little effeminate…kinda like Morrissey, but a little more in-your-face and a little less self-absorbed. I shouldn’t be surprised…it is socal.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
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Cock of Ages says:
Is this Pete Carroll’s kid or the affected bastard lovechild of Vince Vaughn and Matt Leinart?
Gangsta shorts + whitebread nepotism = Gold, Jerry. Gold.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
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Kanu says:
Yes he is Pete’s eldest son.
He seems like the kind of faux-intense douchebag who is all bark and no bite, who goes out to bars at night with a posse of hardass dudes bigger than himself and then acts like a total ass to both girls and dudes, and challenges anyone to a fight, hoping they will start shit with him so that he can sick his goons on them to beat their ass while he sits back and watches.
Also, he’s not the first marginally {or not at all} talented person in SoCal who thinks they are a fucking rockstar if someone points any type of camera at them, and tries to act accordingly.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
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Bunkie Perkins says:
I respect any man who enjoys tomato soup.
April 8th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Kanu @ 6 – not being funny isn’t a crime, something to keep in mind about young coach Carroll. Besides, that’s not really what you’re annoyed about, is it? (Thieving scousers.)
You know what is a crime though? Mixing up “perspective” and “prospective” on video credits. Way to reinforce the message about academic improvement among the undergrads.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Two cents dept:
1 Cent) Brennan Carroll is reason Number 1, Pete Carroll will not leave USC. Imagine Petey in the NFL, and kid- Brennan attempts to yell at a manster with a bad case of ‘roid rage…..I am pretty sure kid Brennan will get b-slapped really fast.
2 Cents) I actually liked kid Carroll’s comment on the “Carolina blue” shorts…..they look awful, compared to red or black.
April 8th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Isn’t Brennan basically USC’s subcomandante? I mean, he is what Wayne would be if Wayne’s dad coached OSU and let Wayne belittle walk ons. Am I right?
April 8th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
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Captain Awesome says:
I laughed, I cried. Somebody give Brennan C a people’s choice award.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
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SpookyJuice says:
Dude, I’m ready to get my fucking EDSBS live on
April 8th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
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WyoMike says:
I thought I was watching a Vince Vaughn movie for a bit there. He’s got a lot good lines and a lot of enthusiasm, but I can’t imagine him actually coaching anyone. He’s a flippin cartoon character.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
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D says:
The ‘perspective’ part would have been sooooooooooooo much better if the school in question were located somewhere in the deep south. Way to fuck up a stereotype USC.
April 8th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
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ehrenb2 says:
I can’t connect to nowlive.com at all – how was the show?
April 8th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
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wooooohoooooo says:
can anybody say “power trip” ?
in five years this jackass is going to be yelling
FRIES?? FRIES?? I NEED FRIES AND A WHOPPER TO THE COUNTER NOW!
April 8th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
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Ninja Football says:
Somewhere Justin Boren and his huge tube of Vagisil are crossing USC off their list of programs with family values.
April 9th, 2008 at 12:04 am
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smp says:
On one crazy play during the practice-ending team period, wide receiver Ronald Johnson lost his shoe while trying to make a cut following a short reception from Mark Sanchez. The one-shoed man made it a few more yards before being tackled.
“You don’t need that shoe!” tight ends coach Brennan Carroll exclaimed as Johnson scampered away with a shoe on one foot and nothing but his black sock on the other.
Right on, man, no shoes necessary, keep it casual. . .
April 9th, 2008 at 12:48 am
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Brian says:
Its like his chin was carved by da Vinci himself. Simply breath taking.
I thought only defensive coaches got to curse like drunken stumble bums though.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:02 am
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purpleheart says:
That was fucking awesome. USC is my new favorite team. Brennan was just trying to be funny — if he had a lot of talent to be funny and was good on video he wouldn’t be a tight ends coach. It was a goof video. Give the guy a break.
April 9th, 2008 at 10:20 am
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shovel pass says:
ok… is this another Pete Carroll April Fools joke or does this kid really coach at USC?
April 9th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
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Nsbjim says:
Brendan carroll Looks like launchpad from duck tales!!!
Go gators!
April 9th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
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TheDeuce says:
Please tell me that video is supposed to be a parody and not a real practice! Looks like he took some pointers from Will Farrell. I weep for Pete Carroll’s grandkids.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
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poguemahone says:
Should I be surprised that Pete Carroll’s kid is a Bro-hemian?
April 9th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
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7-11 says:
ha.. you guys are a trip. This was a walk-on tryout for a bunch of 150 lb. underclassmen.
Anyone that’s been to a USC practice knows he isn’t this over the top all the time… but does have the quick one-liners every once in a while.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:09 am