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BRENNAN CARROLL LOVES EVERY ONE OF YOU

You got fourteen days of practice-THIS IS A FUCKING WARMUP. You've all got shots to become heroes. Might be a little fear here might be a little scared but I need you to work your fucking asses off. We at EDSBS want you to know we love every one of you. What is this, fucking "Dancing With the Stars?!?!" DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!!

Prone. PRONE!!! I don't have a whistle, I just say whistle. Ball. Come on: Ball! stick-OUT! (From USCRipsIt, which does a little more each day to explain why USC gets every single recruit they so much as blink at.)

NOTE! BRENNAN WANTS YOU TO LISTEN TO EDSBS LIVE! Right here! With Kyle King, who's gonna tell us why the Dawgs are gonna lose to USC in the title game! We love you all! At 9:00 EST here!

DOUBLE NOTE! Might want to check out Brennan's Wikipedia page. A screencap follows, because you know they're going to axe it in a matter of minutes after this.

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is brennan Pete’s kid? cause yeah, he’s intense, but he doesn’t strike me as someone who’s re

by tempebamafan on Apr 8, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

is brennan Pete’s kid? cause yeah, he’s intense, but he doesn’t strike me as someone who’s reached his position through merit alone.

by tempebamafan on Apr 8, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus H christ, i should just stop trying to do shit.

by tempebamafan on Apr 8, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

That fucker barely looks old enough to shave…and he looks a little effeminate…kinda like Morrissey, but a little more in-your-face and a little less self-absorbed. I shouldn’t be surprised…it is socal.

by sb on Apr 8, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this Pete Carroll’s kid or the affected bastard lovechild of Vince Vaughn and Matt Leinart?

Gangsta shorts + whitebread nepotism = Gold, Jerry. Gold.

by Cock of Ages on Apr 8, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes he is Pete’s eldest son.

He seems like the kind of faux-intense douchebag who is all bark and no bite, who goes out to bars at night with a posse of hardass dudes bigger than himself and then acts like a total ass to both girls and dudes, and challenges anyone to a fight, hoping they will start shit with him so that he can sick his goons on them to beat their ass while he sits back and watches.

Also, he’s not the first marginally {or not at all} talented person in SoCal who thinks they are a fucking rockstar if someone points any type of camera at them, and tries to act accordingly.

by Kanu on Apr 8, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I respect any man who enjoys tomato soup.

by Bunkie Perkins on Apr 8, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Kanu @ 6 – not being funny isn’t a crime, something to keep in mind about young coach Carroll. Besides, that’s not really what you’re annoyed about, is it? (Thieving scousers.)

You know what is a crime though? Mixing up “perspective” and “prospective” on video credits. Way to reinforce the message about academic improvement among the undergrads.

by DC Trojan on Apr 8, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Two cents dept:

1 Cent) Brennan Carroll is reason Number 1, Pete Carroll will not leave USC. Imagine Petey in the NFL, and kid- Brennan attempts to yell at a manster with a bad case of ’roid rage…..I am pretty sure kid Brennan will get b-slapped really fast.

2 Cents) I actually liked kid Carroll’s comment on the “Carolina blue” shorts…..they look awful, compared to red or black.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 8, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn’t Brennan basically USC’s subcomandante? I mean, he is what Wayne would be if Wayne’s dad coached OSU and let Wayne belittle walk ons. Am I right?

by SpookyJuice on Apr 8, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

I laughed, I cried. Somebody give Brennan C a people’s choice award.

by Captain Awesome on Apr 8, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, I’m ready to get my fucking EDSBS live on

by SpookyJuice on Apr 8, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought I was watching a Vince Vaughn movie for a bit there. He’s got a lot good lines and a lot of enthusiasm, but I can’t imagine him actually coaching anyone. He’s a flippin cartoon character.

by WyoMike on Apr 8, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

The ‘perspective’ part would have been sooooooooooooo much better if the school in question were located somewhere in the deep south. Way to fuck up a stereotype USC.

by D on Apr 8, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t connect to nowlive.com at all – how was the show?

by ehrenb2 on Apr 8, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

can anybody say “power trip” ?

in five years this jackass is going to be yelling
FRIES?? FRIES?? I NEED FRIES AND A WHOPPER TO THE COUNTER NOW!

by wooooohoooooo on Apr 8, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Somewhere Justin Boren and his huge tube of Vagisil are crossing USC off their list of programs with family values.

by Ninja Football on Apr 9, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions  

On one crazy play during the practice-ending team period, wide receiver Ronald Johnson lost his shoe while trying to make a cut following a short reception from Mark Sanchez. The one-shoed man made it a few more yards before being tackled.

“You don’t need that shoe!” tight ends coach Brennan Carroll exclaimed as Johnson scampered away with a shoe on one foot and nothing but his black sock on the other.

Right on, man, no shoes necessary, keep it casual. . .

by smp on Apr 9, 2008 1:48 AM EDT reply actions  

Its like his chin was carved by da Vinci himself. Simply breath taking.

I thought only defensive coaches got to curse like drunken stumble bums though.

by Brian on Apr 9, 2008 9:02 AM EDT reply actions  

That was fucking awesome. USC is my new favorite team. Brennan was just trying to be funny — if he had a lot of talent to be funny and was good on video he wouldn’t be a tight ends coach. It was a goof video. Give the guy a break.

by purpleheart on Apr 9, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions  

ok… is this another Pete Carroll April Fools joke or does this kid really coach at USC?

by shovel pass on Apr 9, 2008 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Brendan carroll Looks like launchpad from duck tales!!!

Go gators!

by Nsbjim on Apr 9, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Please tell me that video is supposed to be a parody and not a real practice! Looks like he took some pointers from Will Farrell. I weep for Pete Carroll’s grandkids.

by TheDeuce on Apr 9, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Should I be surprised that Pete Carroll’s kid is a Bro-hemian?

by poguemahone on Apr 9, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

ha.. you guys are a trip. This was a walk-on tryout for a bunch of 150 lb. underclassmen.

ha.. you guys are a trip. This was a walk-on tryout for a bunch of 150 lb. underclassmen.Anyone that’s been to a USC practice knows he isn’t this over the top all the time… but does have the quick one-liners every once in a while.

by 7-11 on Apr 10, 2008 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

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