SADRISTS FOR FLORIDA!
What is this man saying? Quick, answer:
A. Go, Gators!
B. I will proudly stone the next woman who dares to learn to read!
C. Both
Hey, look! Even militant supporters of the radical Shi’ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr love…um…orange and blue? Welcome? To the family, guys? If they don’t get their autographed Tim Tebow Heisman jerseys stat, they’re gonna make trouble like you’ve never seen. In the meantime, though, consider making substantial donations to the UAA’s fundraiser this year. Just do it in cash through a third party, mind you, lest we get the Gator athletic department put on the terrorist watch list.
In related news, Pete Carroll has allied himself and USC with Kurdistan, and says he’s “jacked” about a three-star but undervalued kicker who he’s recruiting up in Erbil.
(HT: Weo, via AndrewSullivan.com.)
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Out of Conference says:
One racial comment from RP and suddenly Gator nation has a new member.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
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Whohah says:
Waiting for the inevitable “Miami/Libya” guns-for-cocaine correlation.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
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ThreenOut says:
If so, the cheesecake from Fla a few weeks back may be in trouble.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
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now_a_hoo says:
The guy’s actually a Boise State fan, though the “statue of liberty” play offended him deeply.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
I’m not saying recruiting a young Muslim is necessarily a bad idea, but you’d think Pete’s had enough of the suicidal kickers already.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
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sonofsamford says:
There would be no doubt as to his allegiance if he was wearing jorts.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
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Kanu says:
Nice.
In 99/2000ish there was a pic of some revolution or cout d’etat or some massive protest or storming of parliament or whatnot in Eastern Europe or the Balkans or something {details are very fuzzy now}, and in the pic 1 dude is rocking an Arsenal jacket.
Or that last year at Heavenly in Tahoe I was skiing and some dude had a Starter Auburn jacket on, so I have him a little friendly shit and it turned out that dude was Ukrainian and had absolutely no idea what Auburn even was, he just acquired it somehow in his journey down life’s path.
Always good stuff.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
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Rich says:
Izzat Middle Malcolm’s Dad?
O., EDSBS mentioned here.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
7
Nonsense, he was in the Ukranian frat at AUbarn, just embarrassed he went there. The one where they keep the sheep in the house, no, wait that’s Sigma Chi. The Ukranians keep goats and chickens.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
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WorstFan says:
Tebowu Akbar
April 7th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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Mark D says:
Don’t you think that’s kind of arrogant to assume that they’re Gator fans? Those are the same colors as the Coast Guard Academy. Maybe they’re screaming hateful rhetoric about those students who attend the Merchang Marine Academy?
April 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Oops Pow Surprise @ 5: No-one ever proved that Danello deliberately jumped – just that he was drunk and subject to the law of gravity.
Our kicker from Erbil will be fine as long as no-one tells him that UCLA is a well known center of Ba’athism.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
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socalbryan says:
5 – dude, that was messed up.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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Out of Conference says:
If this guy is indeed a Gator fan, he’s going to be very pissed off when he finds the 72 virgins with fat arms.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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berdingo says:
#8
It is listed there as Everydayshouldbesatuday.com, (missing the R). Maybe someone should teach those folks in Tallahassee how to spell….
April 7th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
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DC Trojan says:
#14 – are you sure that you could find 72 virgins with fat arms?
April 7th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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Brian says:
I glanced at it and thought it was Doug Floutie.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
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Out of Conference says:
I was trying to be classy, DC. You know, raising my classy manna score enough to touch BOOOBIEEEES!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
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DC Trojan says:
OOC @ 18 – just remember, touching boobies was what led to the predicament that you and I find ourselves in these days.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
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StageCoach says:
tOSU fans have known for a couple of years now that Gators’ are Shi’ite, so to speak…
April 7th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
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impirius says:
Maybe they’re just trying to make it rain, cargo cult-style.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
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BurritoBrosShits says:
Abdul declares a fatwa on our pass defense.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
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Pants McPants says:
Re: #5:
Dear Oops,
Holy Fuck.
- Pants
April 7th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
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dogtown gator says:
#5 – TOOO SOOON!
And re: Coast Guard, Boise, etc. If the photo was bigger thus revealing his choice in pantswear (namely, denim and short) we’d be able to tell if he was a Gator or not.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
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al groh's sweatshirt says:
No. He’s a Wahoo. He’s saying “Not Gay.”
April 7th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
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Because They Can says:
Rimshot for #20!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:40 am
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PeteJayhawk says:
I think there is an international law that states that al-Sadr must always, without exception, be referred to as “radical Shi’ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr”.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:03 pm