SADRISTS FOR FLORIDA!
by Orson on Apr 7, 2008 2:30 PM EDT
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PrintWhat is this man saying? Quick, answer:
A. Go, Gators!
B. I will proudly stone the next woman who dares to learn to read!
C. Both
Hey, look! Even militant supporters of the radical Shi'ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr love...um...orange and blue? Welcome? To the family, guys? If they don't get their autographed Tim Tebow Heisman jerseys stat, they're gonna make trouble like you've never seen. In the meantime, though, consider making substantial donations to the UAA's fundraiser this year. Just do it in cash through a third party, mind you, lest we get the Gator athletic department put on the terrorist watch list.
In related news, Pete Carroll has allied himself and USC with Kurdistan, and says he's "jacked" about a three-star but undervalued kicker who he's recruiting up in Erbil.
(HT: Weo, via AndrewSullivan.com.)
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One racial comment from RP and suddenly Gator nation has a new member.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
Waiting for the inevitable “Miami/Libya” guns-for-cocaine correlation.
by Whohah on Apr 7, 2008 2:47 PM EDT reply actions
If so, the cheesecake from Fla a few weeks back may be in trouble.
by ThreenOut on Apr 7, 2008 3:03 PM EDT reply actions
The guy’s actually a Boise State fan, though the “statue of liberty” play offended him deeply.
by now_a_hoo on Apr 7, 2008 3:04 PM EDT reply actions
I’m not saying recruiting a young Muslim is necessarily a bad idea, but you’d think Pete’s had enough of the suicidal kickers already.
by Oops Pow Surprise on Apr 7, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions
There would be no doubt as to his allegiance if he was wearing jorts.
by sonofsamford on Apr 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Nice.
In 99/2000ish there was a pic of some revolution or cout d’etat or some massive protest or storming of parliament or whatnot in Eastern Europe or the Balkans or something {details are very fuzzy now}, and in the pic 1 dude is rocking an Arsenal jacket.
Or that last year at Heavenly in Tahoe I was skiing and some dude had a Starter Auburn jacket on, so I have him a little friendly shit and it turned out that dude was Ukrainian and had absolutely no idea what Auburn even was, he just acquired it somehow in his journey down life’s path.
Always good stuff.
by Kanu on Apr 7, 2008 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Izzat Middle Malcolm’s Dad?
O., EDSBS mentioned here.
by Rich on Apr 7, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions
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Nonsense, he was in the Ukranian frat at AUbarn, just embarrassed he went there. The one where they keep the sheep in the house, no, wait that’s Sigma Chi. The Ukranians keep goats and chickens.
by yoyofutbawl on Apr 7, 2008 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t you think that’s kind of arrogant to assume that they’re Gator fans? Those are the same colors as the Coast Guard Academy. Maybe they’re screaming hateful rhetoric about those students who attend the Merchang Marine Academy?
by Mark D on Apr 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Oops Pow Surprise @ 5: No-one ever proved that Danello deliberately jumped – just that he was drunk and subject to the law of gravity.
Our kicker from Erbil will be fine as long as no-one tells him that UCLA is a well known center of Ba’athism.
by DC Trojan on Apr 7, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
If this guy is indeed a Gator fan, he’s going to be very pissed off when he finds the 72 virgins with fat arms.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
#8
It is listed there as Everydayshouldbesatuday.com, (missing the R). Maybe someone should teach those folks in Tallahassee how to spell….
by berdingo on Apr 7, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions
- - are you sure that you could find 72 virgins with fat arms?
by DC Trojan on Apr 7, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
I was trying to be classy, DC. You know, raising my classy manna score enough to touch BOOOBIEEEES!
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
OOC @ 18 – just remember, touching boobies was what led to the predicament that you and I find ourselves in these days.
by DC Trojan on Apr 7, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
tOSU fans have known for a couple of years now that Gators’ are Shi’ite, so to speak…
by StageCoach on Apr 7, 2008 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
Maybe they’re just trying to make it rain, cargo cult-style.
by impirius on Apr 7, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
Abdul declares a fatwa on our pass defense.
by BurritoBrosShits on Apr 7, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
- - TOOO SOOON!
And re: Coast Guard, Boise, etc. If the photo was bigger thus revealing his choice in pantswear (namely, denim and short) we’d be able to tell if he was a Gator or not.
by dogtown gator on Apr 7, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
No. He’s a Wahoo. He’s saying “Not Gay.”
by al groh's sweatshirt on Apr 7, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
I think there is an international law that states that al-Sadr must always, without exception, be referred to as “radical Shi’ite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr”.
by PeteJayhawk on Apr 8, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
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