PRESIDENTS AND COACHES: A HISTORY
by Orson on Apr 7, 2008 10:45 AM EDT
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PrintYes, LSU is traveling to the White House (with that lovable rake Ryan Perrilloux and his posse of "dancers") to meet our President, George W. Bush. Dick Cheney plans to be there in spirit, communicating with them via closed-circuit television from an undisclosed location while wearing a costume mustache, tophat, and while petting a hairless pet badger loyal to him and only him.
Presidents and coaches have been meeting for a long time, now, making the post-championship visit yet another kitschy tick on the President's endless list of meaningless photo ops. Urban Meyer and Florida went there last year, and enjoyed a savory waterboarding as a team-building exercise ("It tickles!", said safety Reggie Nelson!). Actually, Florida went there during the Clinton White House, too, visiting for their 1996 National title, a visit marked by Clinton's speech suggesting that the Fun 'n Gun was as revolutionary as the wishbone, and by the President's savage molestation of an unnamed reserve defensive back in the Lincoln Bedroom.
LSUFreek was moved to dig through the archives and find a few of the finer moments from coach/presidential summits. Enjoy.
Ronald Reagan, seen congratulating Jimmy Someone on winning the National Trees. Pill lady?
"No, seriously, the punk in the front row needs to button his fucking lip. I'll come down there and make you bleed like a peasant, you pissant."
No comment necessary.
"Fire McClellan. And no, I don't need help getting up, dammit. I've got at least another 150 years to live."
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Rumor is that Bush is charging RP with finding the real Osama.
And as much as I love LSUFreek…. JoePa surrenders to nobody. Not even Lincoln and the great union army.
by ThreenOut on Apr 7, 2008 10:55 AM EDT reply actions
Classic. Absolutely f*cking classic.
What people don’t realize about that Joe Pa picture is that he’s on the ground laughing due to Lincoln telling his famous “why’d the emancipation proclimation cross the road?” joke.
by Ludakit on Apr 7, 2008 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
Badger better be wearing a Cowboy hat… Cheney graduated from Wyoming, but never finished his doctoral degree at Madison.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
If I ever start a blog (never gonna do it— wouldn’t be prudent, at this juncture). I’d definitely get LSUFreek on the payroll.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions
Hell, maybe Gdub should have had LSUFreek on the payroll for some better evidence supporting proof of Saddam’s weapons.
GW: WTF, Dick? Is that a gorilla with a chainsaw for a dick? Send in the Tomahawks.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
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Why do you think he tried to destroy NOLA and Baton Rogue 3 years ago? It wasn’t just because he hated black people. The search for WMD’s led to the 2007 LSU Tigers.
by ThreenOut on Apr 7, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
JJ looks a little like Liberace – separated at birth, perhaps?
by yoyofutbawl on Apr 7, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions
Again with the Onion ripoff. Our Dumb Century, Ali KOs Reagan in Nursing Home Scuffle.
by El Caballo de Sangre on Apr 7, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions
You forgot one thing in the Bear/Nixon photograph,
is the “50 million Alabama fans can’t be wrong” emblem, along with the Bear giving Nixon a pardon on the Watergate thing….and I quote the Bear “it was a good play when it was drawn up, but when your sneaking in after hours at the hotel where the press are staying at, there are 3 things that can happen and 2 of them are bad…..”
by Mr Pelican Pants on Apr 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
Pelican,
I hope Barry doesn’t get into his “Hope and Change” routine if your Tide make it up there in the near future. Nick Saban doesn’t have time for that shit.
by marcillac on Apr 7, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
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