BRAH! SEXUAL ASSAULT! TAKE A PIC!
by Orson on Apr 7, 2008 1:22 PM EDT
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PrintArizona freshman walk-on Josh Lewis gets his SMRT on by getting caught on camera fondling very drunk women against their will. (Probably NSFW.) Or at the least, fondling them when they were in no condition to say yes, no, or assert basic facts about their physical well-being or lack thereof. (Hint: if you're doing to do something on camera, ask yourself: is there any chance this could end up on thedirty.com? Answering yes? Then do not do it. Ever.)
Lewis has been suspended indefinitely by Mike Stoops. In the meantime, EDSBS has obtained more footage of the girl and Lewis.
The pig is Lewis, see? Post-feminist curveball, comin' atcha!
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Someone needs to crop out everything except the gal in the blue bandana and the pig. Then you would have an interesting picture.
by BennyBeav on Apr 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
Can’t blame a defensive end for wanting to get 5 in the box.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
Actually, the pig is hotter than most feminists, and can be eaten with eggs after intercourse, so it’s all good.
by Sherlock Hemlock on Apr 7, 2008 1:39 PM EDT reply actions
This is the first fist-related suspension I can recall that had no fight associated with it.
by sonofsamford on Apr 7, 2008 1:40 PM EDT reply actions
An NSFW warning might be good for the link. Granted, I should have known, but still. Ick.
by The Conscience of a Nation on Apr 7, 2008 1:48 PM EDT reply actions
Re: #3
Nice work Sherlock. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to go find someone to perform the Heimlich on me. That’s what I get for eating lunch and reading EDSBS.
by Geaux Irish on Apr 7, 2008 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
Shorter Sherlock Hemlock: “People who are against oppression must be ugly! Lolz!”
by now_a_hoo on Apr 7, 2008 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
This would never happen in Tempe. No pigs there.
by yoyofutbawl on Apr 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
Nothing says to me “That guy has never touched bare tit he isn’t related to” like criticizing the appearance of women on the internet. Classy!
by The Conscience of a Nation on Apr 7, 2008 2:20 PM EDT reply actions
by the way, I don’t think having class always equals getting to touch boobs. i know plenty of dirtbags who do quite well in that department.
by PW on Apr 7, 2008 2:37 PM EDT reply actions
And I know one very classy dude who doesn’t get to touch them nearly enough. Damn wife.
by Out of Conference on Apr 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
Brian says it best:
“the virile, model-nailing populace of this fine establishment, that is. You go, model-nailing virile commenters!”
by Orson Swindle on Apr 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
#12,
- Orson discreetly deletes all posts related to Jen Sterger -
by Dawg 05 on Apr 7, 2008 2:42 PM EDT reply actions
nobody kills boy’s locker room BS sessions like TCOAN.
by PW on Apr 7, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions
But when we do it, it’s enlightened sexism. See?
by Orson Swindle on Apr 7, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
- - fair enough, but the combination of tight-fitting low-cut jeans and a greater tolerance of the being overweight don’t always go well together.
That’s why I stick to wearing a formal toga to work – it covers a multitude of sins. The young lady on the far right isn’t doing herself any favors, by contrast.
by DC Trojan on Apr 7, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions
What are the Fulmer Points for Public Fisting? Or does Arizona actually get credited points?
by TheDeuce on Apr 7, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve been wondering the same thing Deuce. Does this get them on the board?
by daniel on Apr 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
#25,
Of course not. The Fulmer Cup is a competition, and as with most competitions, Arizona will find a way to lose with stunning efficiency. Way to go, red and blue.
by Big Jon on Apr 7, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
No PETA angst on this pig abuse?!
On a different note, the visual trifecta of the pig pic, Brittany clip and “Christian” breast implant ad make quite a grouping.
by MassDad on Apr 8, 2008 8:18 AM EDT reply actions
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