BRAH! SEXUAL ASSAULT! TAKE A PIC!
Arizona freshman walk-on Josh Lewis gets his SMRT on by getting caught on camera fondling very drunk women against their will. (Probably NSFW.) Or at the least, fondling them when they were in no condition to say yes, no, or assert basic facts about their physical well-being or lack thereof. (Hint: if you’re doing to do something on camera, ask yourself: is there any chance this could end up on thedirty.com? Answering yes? Then do not do it. Ever.)
Lewis has been suspended indefinitely by Mike Stoops. In the meantime, EDSBS has obtained more footage of the girl and Lewis.

The pig is Lewis, see? Post-feminist curveball, comin’ atcha!









1
BennyBeav says:
Someone needs to crop out everything except the gal in the blue bandana and the pig. Then you would have an interesting picture.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Can’t blame a defensive end for wanting to get 5 in the box.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
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Sherlock Hemlock says:
Actually, the pig is hotter than most feminists, and can be eaten with eggs after intercourse, so it’s all good.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
Nice.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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sonofsamford says:
This is the first fist-related suspension I can recall that had no fight associated with it.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
“the dirty” is the new “you tube.”
April 7th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
An NSFW warning might be good for the link. Granted, I should have known, but still. Ick.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
Re: #3
Nice work Sherlock. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to go find someone to perform the Heimlich on me. That’s what I get for eating lunch and reading EDSBS.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
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now_a_hoo says:
Shorter Sherlock Hemlock: “People who are against oppression must be ugly! Lolz!”
April 7th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
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Cock D says:
At least four pigs in that photo, by my count.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
11
yoyofutbawl says:
This would never happen in Tempe. No pigs there.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Nothing says to me “That guy has never touched bare tit he isn’t related to” like criticizing the appearance of women on the internet. Classy!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
13
PW says:
I knew TCOAN was gonna enter the fray at some point.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
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PW says:
by the way, I don’t think having class always equals getting to touch boobs. i know plenty of dirtbags who do quite well in that department.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
April 7th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
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Out of Conference says:
And I know one very classy dude who doesn’t get to touch them nearly enough. Damn wife.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Brian says it best:
“the virile, model-nailing populace of this fine establishment, that is. You go, model-nailing virile commenters!”
April 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
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Dawg 05 says:
#12,
- Orson discreetly deletes all posts related to Jen Sterger -
April 7th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
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The Conscience of a Nation says:
Touché, Dawg 05!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
20
PW says:
nobody kills boy’s locker room BS sessions like TCOAN.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
21
Orson Swindle says:
But when we do it, it’s enlightened sexism. See?
April 7th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
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DC Trojan says:
#12 – fair enough, but the combination of tight-fitting low-cut jeans and a greater tolerance of the being overweight don’t always go well together.
That’s why I stick to wearing a formal toga to work – it covers a multitude of sins. The young lady on the far right isn’t doing herself any favors, by contrast.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
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TheDeuce says:
What are the Fulmer Points for Public Fisting? Or does Arizona actually get credited points?
April 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
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TheDeuce says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
April 7th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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daniel says:
I’ve been wondering the same thing Deuce. Does this get them on the board?
April 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
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Big Jon says:
#25,
Of course not. The Fulmer Cup is a competition, and as with most competitions, Arizona will find a way to lose with stunning efficiency. Way to go, red and blue.
April 7th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
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MassDad says:
No PETA angst on this pig abuse?!
On a different note, the visual trifecta of the pig pic, Brittany clip and “Christian” breast implant ad make quite a grouping.
April 8th, 2008 at 7:18 am