ALABAMA/AUBURN: IT’S THE SMALL THINGS, REALLY.
It’s the small things that really make a rich rivalry. For instance, taking this photo the wrong way:
Nope. Nothing implied in this photo at all.
That pic was taken by Michael E. Palmer of the Tuscaloosa News, who we’re sure just snapped it innocently. However, the reaction statewide will undoubtedly be the same:
Bama fan: Good to see Coach Nick Saban’s doing all the right things, up to and including making sure the place is safe from blunderbuss-wielding Auburn grads marauding the place on their battle cattle. Troglodytes.
Auburn fan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Takes deep breath.) aaahhBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA….
Rinse, repeat, and shake until the metal ones turn us into livestock class of the 25th century.
(HT: Will.)
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And of course, the obligatory fark.
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 7, 2008 @ 8:16 pm
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#12 - hadn’t heard that one before. Amusing…
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 7, 2008 @ 8:05 pm
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Takes deep breath.) aaahhBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAA….
Comment by NewAZTiger — April 7, 2008 @ 8:03 pm
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#3
Erik, click on my link and jump to my blog. I think I covered that about 2 weeks ago….and I swear ya wont get Rick Rolled, scouts honor….
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — April 7, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
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Considering their prowess in such academic subject matters as Poultry Science and Swine Research, graduates from that cow college in Auburn already enjoy the distinction of being a part of the livestock class of this century.
Comment by Tom — April 7, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
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@18
That’s good, because the bar they seem to flock to had “bring your own pitcher” on their daily schedule last week. I kid you not.
Comment by TideDruid — April 7, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
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That Dog is there to keep the black players out. That Officer is there to keep the white players in — the locker room.
Comment by Harris — April 7, 2008 @ 5:53 pm
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At this point the TPD is just cutting out that pesky middleman known as a bar
Comment by James — April 7, 2008 @ 5:50 pm
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THREADJACK!!!!!!
Is google not working for anyone else? I’m in St. Louis using charter and it hasn’t worked for a couple days
Comment by haybeav — April 7, 2008 @ 5:36 pm
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http://www.texags.com/images/pics/FootballGames/20080403/025_l.jpg
i don’t think so. maybe i’m crazy.
Comment by ThreenOut — April 7, 2008 @ 5:05 pm
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threenout,
are you sure that’s not rc in that picture??
Comment by gerry dorsey — April 7, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
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Dammit WorstFan. You beat me to it. Regardless…
That Dog doesn’t know how that “officer” got through the Academy.
And Doug - well done.
Comment by Tater Salad — April 7, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
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10 it’s believable with Sherman at the helm. If Fran was still there it would be moot.
Comment by ThreenOut — April 7, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
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http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb43/eladabbub/Auburn1.jpg
Auburn’s Spring Game…go Battle Cattle!
Comment by TheDeuce — April 7, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
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The cop is there to keep Auburn fans from spying on Saban’s OMG AWESOME playcalls, because there has been an Auburn conspiracy in the works to do that ever since Saban was hired, and THAT PROVES HOW PARANOID AND OBSESSED AUBURN FANS ARE!
[/bama fan]
Comment by Doug — April 7, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
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@9
Why would he put a saddle on Franklin?
@8
Imagine the possibilities of the inside trout in the Big 12
Comment by TideDruid — April 7, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
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Re: “battle cattle”
Where do you come up with these little “gems”?
/visualizing Tommy “Tex” Tubberville on a cow, shaking a bag of Golden Flake chips, while watching spring practice.
Comment by hunglikehussain — April 7, 2008 @ 4:02 pm
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6.
A&M thanks you. He’s tearing it up over there.
http://www.texags.com/images/pics/FootballGames/20080403/001_l.jpg
Comment by ThreenOut — April 7, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
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“…making sure the place is safe from blunderbuss-wielding Auburn grads marauding the place on their battle cattle. Troglodytes. ”
That was the position Kines had after the Shula era. He’d box their ears and toss them into the pit of doom.
…. I miss Joe
Comment by TideDruid — April 7, 2008 @ 3:54 pm
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http://www.rollbamaroll.com/images/admin/tuscaloosa_police_auburn_tags_425ak.jpg
Comment by TheDeuce — April 7, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
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That dog does NOT approve
Comment by WorstFan — April 7, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
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Maybe Bama thinks they’ll meet USCe in the SECCG and they’re bringing in trainers in what they know can take down the Cocks.
Comment by Out of Conference — April 7, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
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Hmmm…thought they already remade “The Longest Yard”
Comment by Erik — April 7, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
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It’s an Aubie spy! Get em outta there!
Comment by TheDeuce — April 7, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
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Thank you…thank you…thank you….
and,
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comment by kt — April 7, 2008 @ 3:40 pm