Comments on: PERRILLOUX: ANOTHER DRINK PLEASE, OSAMA

By: Orson Swindle

Orson Swindle — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:35:37 +0000

Yoyofutbawl–

Really, dude? That’s where you went with this?

By: Huss

Huss — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:54:36 +0000

yoyofutbawl,

As a faithful reader of this blog, a Florida resident, and an Arab(and Muslim. Run for the hills, ye ignorant masses) – I would highly, highly recommend that you go fuck yourself.

By: Studley

Studley — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:01:07 +0000

TCA @ 21 – No, it’s not wrong. Former Gov. Edwin W. Edwards is still in prison, but before that, he (and his ex-stripper wife Candy, who is now his second ex-wife) entertained us immensely like this.

RP is merely filling the void left when the Feds finally got Edwin. As an LSU fan, I love it. I thought the offseason coming off the MNC was going to be boring.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 22:17:09 +0000

Well, lets end this thread with something appropriate. Gawd, I love the south. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyv3hiILNCI

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:29:31 +0000

All along we’ve assumed that RP would become the “60 motherfucking million dollar man” because of his exploits on the gridiron.

We never considered that he was plotting to collect the $50 million bounty on UBL. Where does the addition $10 million come from? Sound financial investments, natch.

Brilliant. [Claps slowly, respectfully.]

By: NativeSon

NativeSon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:14:51 +0000

That Dog thinks RP’s not so bad after all.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:17:30 +0000

All hail RP. He benefits from a colorful personality and a ten-cent head…a volatile combination.

By: chuy

chuy — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:37:49 +0000

If you think you need a fat roll to hang out with grade B strippers, you are very much mistaken. Of course, some of you may be really ugly…

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:28:59 +0000

#21 – No its not wrong. Because as an LSU hater, I find him entertaining as well. And this “Osama” thing is the best so far.

As for where he gets the money for his strippers………he prints it. Those strippers don’t test for counterfeit Benjamins.

By: hunglikehussain

hunglikehussain — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:18:07 +0000

Ryan’s tirade was probably due to the fact that the Kona Grill would not serve him some “real” seafood. Like fried catfish. And cheese grits.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:01:32 +0000

He’s a laff riot to everyone. You gotta love someone who has the balls to call a raghead “Osama”.

Perhaps he can get a sitcom on Fox during the offseason.

By: TCA

TCA — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:52:07 +0000

Is it wrong, that as an LSU fan I find RP’s shennanigans highly enertaining?

By: Crabapple Buck

Crabapple Buck — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:47:19 +0000

Charlestown @ 17

When you print your own, its no big thing.

By: Jennifer Farrell

Jennifer Farrell — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:31:15 +0000

“How did the CIA and NSA not pay attention to a dialysis machine being delivered to the Atchafalaya Basin?”

So really, Perriloux is “an hero” for exposing Osama’s hiding place.

If the water keeps rising, they’re just gonna flood the Basin anyway and kill two birds with one stone: A) Saving BR and NOLA and B) getting rid of Osama.

By: Charlestownecock

Charlestownecock — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:29:41 +0000

Mr Pelican Pants:
My thoughts exactly. If you think you have to pay a lot for strippers to come to your bachelor party, imagine what you have to be spending to get them to hang out with you. Its some serious greenbacks. Not to mention, illicit substances are generally required. Strippers LOVE the coke. Makes me a little curious, cause my student loans sure didn’t pay for that kind of partying. And I am pretty sure his scholarship doesn’t either.