PERRILLOUX: ANOTHER DRINK PLEASE, OSAMA

the white guy’s finger photoshopped onto osama is creeping me out

If Ryan Perrilloux can’t insult a server’s ethnicity at a fancy restaurant, then the terrorists have won.

[/bill o’reilly]

What if the server’s name is Osama? I mean, there’s more Osama’s around then you know… look, one’s even running for president.

He meant Eauxsama. No relation. It’s cool, baby.

#4: Nice! 100 cocktails for you.

Mark May will be covering this toni…..

wait.

No. Probably not.

Wrong racism.

My bad.

You missed the most important part of the story.

“Perrilloux entered the restaurant with an unidentified former LSU football player and three employees from Crazy Horse Cabaret, the anonymous employee said.”

So it was just a nice Sunday dinner with a couple of strippers.

Did someone say strippers?!?

[dances awkwardly into room, dropping bathrobe onto floor]

Why is Kanu taking that crap from a QB? Oh wait, its
K-o-n-a….all them Hawaii people look and sound the same……
So if Perilloux can run around Arabs Osama, can Arabs run around calling Afrocentric Americans Sambo? or Kunta Kintay? Enquiring minds want to know…..and where is a college athelete getting money for Skrippa’s? How is he makin it rain? With pink monopoly money?

Based on that picture, I’m guessing he’s saying something like “Waziri-staaaan son! You gots to represent!”

Wonder how that comes out in Arabic?

Even as we speak, the CIA and NSA are focusing their satellites on the ATL to see if they can find a way to pick up grills on the ground. If it works in the 404, then it should work pretty well in the (+011-92) 521.

The crazy part is that calling a server Osama will probably just make the racist coonasses down here like him more!

Oh my… http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5425

Osama got him a baaaadddd-asssss grill, man.

I’d say he was incognito, but the vast majority of corndogs would go to google earth to find it and come away disappointed.

How did the CIA and NSA not pay attention to a dialysis machine being delivered to the Atchafalaya Basin?

I just figured out the reason for the $1,000 extra salary Les received. It’s to cover the cell phone minutes he will be using to apologize to various eating establishments, bars, clubs, casinos, etc. for RP….

Freewheelin’ – You know something’s up when an Eddie Griffin refefence twice within a span of 10 days is appropriate.

#12

Drive by masturbating was rampant in Gainesville when I was there. It’s a glorious white people crime.

Mr Pelican Pants:
My thoughts exactly. If you think you have to pay a lot for strippers to come to your bachelor party, imagine what you have to be spending to get them to hang out with you. Its some serious greenbacks. Not to mention, illicit substances are generally required. Strippers LOVE the coke. Makes me a little curious, cause my student loans sure didn’t pay for that kind of partying. And I am pretty sure his scholarship doesn’t either.

“How did the CIA and NSA not pay attention to a dialysis machine being delivered to the Atchafalaya Basin?”

So really, Perriloux is “an hero” for exposing Osama’s hiding place.

If the water keeps rising, they’re just gonna flood the Basin anyway and kill two birds with one stone: A) Saving BR and NOLA and B) getting rid of Osama.

Charlestown @ 17

When you print your own, its no big thing.

Is it wrong, that as an LSU fan I find RP’s shennanigans highly enertaining?

21

He’s a laff riot to everyone. You gotta love someone who has the balls to call a raghead “Osama”.

Perhaps he can get a sitcom on Fox during the offseason.

Ryan’s tirade was probably due to the fact that the Kona Grill would not serve him some “real” seafood. Like fried catfish. And cheese grits.

1. - No its not wrong. Because as an LSU hater, I find him entertaining as well. And this “Osama” thing is the best so far.

As for where he gets the money for his strippers………he prints it. Those strippers don’t test for counterfeit Benjamins.

If you think you need a fat roll to hang out with grade B strippers, you are very much mistaken. Of course, some of you may be really ugly…

All hail RP. He benefits from a colorful personality and a ten-cent head…a volatile combination.

That Dog thinks RP’s not so bad after all.

All along we’ve assumed that RP would become the “60 motherfucking million dollar man” because of his exploits on the gridiron.

We never considered that he was plotting to collect the $50 million bounty on UBL. Where does the addition $10 million come from? Sound financial investments, natch.

Brilliant. [Claps slowly, respectfully.]

Well, lets end this thread with something appropriate. Gawd, I love the south. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyv3hiILNCI

TCA @ 21 – No, it’s not wrong. Former Gov. Edwin W. Edwards is still in prison, but before that, he (and his ex-stripper wife Candy, who is now his second ex-wife) entertained us immensely like this.

RP is merely filling the void left when the Feds finally got Edwin. As an LSU fan, I love it. I thought the offseason coming off the MNC was going to be boring.

yoyofutbawl,

As a faithful reader of this blog, a Florida resident, and an Arab(and Muslim. Run for the hills, ye ignorant masses) – I would highly, highly recommend that you go fuck yourself.

Yoyofutbawl—

Really, dude? That’s where you went with this?