PERRILLOUX: ANOTHER DRINK PLEASE, OSAMA
Hey! You with the grill! Get me some Hypnotiq, pronto! Whaddya mean you’re closed!In the South, we do racism eight crazy ways, sir. See the alleged comments of Ryan Perrilloux for a fine example of that:
Another employee at Kona Grill confirmed Wednesday that Ryan Perrilloux was involved in a verbal altercation at the restaurant, saying the junior quarterback called a server “Osama.”
The employee agreed to speak to The Daily Reveille under the condition of anonymity and said the incident occurred Sunday around 10 p.m.
Arab-Americans, being such a large and vocal portion of the LSU fanbase, are sure to be outraged. Whereas we can see other fans asking, “Well, what’s he supposed to call him? Habib? Sammy? Omar Sharif?” Interesting statistic: as Cajun spicy awesome as this story is, if true, this surprises a grand total of zero people surveyed for this column.*
And you never know: maybe Osama Bin Laden is ACTUALLY WORKING AT AN UPSCALE BAR IN BATON ROUGE!!! If so, Ryan Perrilloux is a hero, and we’re all traitors for not listening.
* Sample size=us, but still: you’re not surprised, either.
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alanon says:
the white guy’s finger photoshopped onto osama is creeping me out
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 am
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Doug says:
If Ryan Perrilloux can’t insult a server’s ethnicity at a fancy restaurant, then the terrorists have won.
[/bill o'reilly]
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:16 am
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Out of Conference says:
What if the server’s name is Osama? I mean, there’s more Osama’s around then you know… look, one’s even running for president.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:27 am
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Allahver Fist says:
He meant Eauxsama. No relation. It’s cool, baby.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:30 am
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Rob says:
#4: Nice! 100 cocktails for you.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
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ThreenOut says:
Mark May will be covering this toni…..
wait.
No. Probably not.
Wrong racism.
My bad.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
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Bunkie Perkins says:
You missed the most important part of the story.
“Perrilloux entered the restaurant with an unidentified former LSU football player and three employees from Crazy Horse Cabaret, the anonymous employee said.”
So it was just a nice Sunday dinner with a couple of strippers.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 am
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jebus says:
Did someone say strippers?!?
[dances awkwardly into room, dropping bathrobe onto floor]
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 am
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Mr Pelican Pants says:
Why is Kanu taking that crap from a QB? Oh wait, its
K-o-n-a….all them Hawaii people look and sound the same……
So if Perilloux can run around Arabs Osama, can Arabs run around calling Afrocentric Americans Sambo? or Kunta Kintay? Enquiring minds want to know…..and where is a college athelete getting money for Skrippa’s? How is he makin it rain? With pink monopoly money?
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
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DC Trojan says:
Based on that picture, I’m guessing he’s saying something like “Waziri-staaaan son! You gots to represent!”
Wonder how that comes out in Arabic?
Even as we speak, the CIA and NSA are focusing their satellites on the ATL to see if they can find a way to pick up grills on the ground. If it works in the 404, then it should work pretty well in the (+011-92) 521.
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
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Chris says:
The crazy part is that calling a server Osama will probably just make the racist coonasses down here like him more!
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:03 am
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The Freewheelin' Charles Woodson says:
Oh my… http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=5425
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:08 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
Osama got him a baaaadddd-asssss grill, man.
I’d say he was incognito, but the vast majority of corndogs would go to google earth to find it and come away disappointed.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:15 am
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Allahver Fist says:
How did the CIA and NSA not pay attention to a dialysis machine being delivered to the Atchafalaya Basin?
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
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Sherry says:
I just figured out the reason for the $1,000 extra salary Les received. It’s to cover the cell phone minutes he will be using to apologize to various eating establishments, bars, clubs, casinos, etc. for RP….
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:17 am
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Out of Conference says:
Freewheelin’ – You know something’s up when an Eddie Griffin refefence twice within a span of 10 days is appropriate.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:20 am
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Allahver Fist says:
#12
Drive by masturbating was rampant in Gainesville when I was there. It’s a glorious white people crime.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:21 am
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Charlestownecock says:
Mr Pelican Pants:
My thoughts exactly. If you think you have to pay a lot for strippers to come to your bachelor party, imagine what you have to be spending to get them to hang out with you. Its some serious greenbacks. Not to mention, illicit substances are generally required. Strippers LOVE the coke. Makes me a little curious, cause my student loans sure didn’t pay for that kind of partying. And I am pretty sure his scholarship doesn’t either.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:29 am
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Jennifer Farrell says:
“How did the CIA and NSA not pay attention to a dialysis machine being delivered to the Atchafalaya Basin?”
So really, Perriloux is “an hero” for exposing Osama’s hiding place.
If the water keeps rising, they’re just gonna flood the Basin anyway and kill two birds with one stone: A) Saving BR and NOLA and B) getting rid of Osama.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
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Crabapple Buck says:
Charlestown @ 17
When you print your own, its no big thing.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 am
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TCA says:
Is it wrong, that as an LSU fan I find RP’s shennanigans highly enertaining?
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:52 am
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yoyofutbawl says:
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He’s a laff riot to everyone. You gotta love someone who has the balls to call a raghead “Osama”.
Perhaps he can get a sitcom on Fox during the offseason.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Ryan’s tirade was probably due to the fact that the Kona Grill would not serve him some “real” seafood. Like fried catfish. And cheese grits.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
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Last Dragon says:
#21 – No its not wrong. Because as an LSU hater, I find him entertaining as well. And this “Osama” thing is the best so far.
As for where he gets the money for his strippers………he prints it. Those strippers don’t test for counterfeit Benjamins.
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
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chuy says:
If you think you need a fat roll to hang out with grade B strippers, you are very much mistaken. Of course, some of you may be really ugly…
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
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sb says:
All hail RP. He benefits from a colorful personality and a ten-cent head…a volatile combination.
April 3rd, 2008 at 1:17 pm
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NativeSon says:
That Dog thinks RP’s not so bad after all.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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Joe says:
All along we’ve assumed that RP would become the “60 motherfucking million dollar man” because of his exploits on the gridiron.
We never considered that he was plotting to collect the $50 million bounty on UBL. Where does the addition $10 million come from? Sound financial investments, natch.
Brilliant. [Claps slowly, respectfully.]
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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hunglikehussain says:
Well, lets end this thread with something appropriate. Gawd, I love the south. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyv3hiILNCI
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
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Studley says:
TCA @ 21 – No, it’s not wrong. Former Gov. Edwin W. Edwards is still in prison, but before that, he (and his ex-stripper wife Candy, who is now his second ex-wife) entertained us immensely like this.
RP is merely filling the void left when the Feds finally got Edwin. As an LSU fan, I love it. I thought the offseason coming off the MNC was going to be boring.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:01 pm
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Huss says:
yoyofutbawl,
As a faithful reader of this blog, a Florida resident, and an Arab(and Muslim. Run for the hills, ye ignorant masses) – I would highly, highly recommend that you go fuck yourself.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:54 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Yoyofutbawl–
Really, dude? That’s where you went with this?
April 4th, 2008 at 10:35 am