Comments on: STUFF ORANGE AND WHITE PEOPLE LIKE http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/ Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:41:45 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Cooper http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-293732 Cooper Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:18:11 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-293732 Look at this hysterical knockoff. http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com Look at this hysterical knockoff.

http://stuffwhiteparentslike.com

]]> By: MightyMightyMitzu http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-293048 MightyMightyMitzu Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:46:49 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-293048 I dunno what all this E-Dub talk is about, I see more Dickel among strapped-for-cash collegiate Tennesseans. Then again, I hail from West of the Weigels I dunno what all this E-Dub talk is about, I see more Dickel among strapped-for-cash collegiate Tennesseans. Then again, I hail from West of the Weigels

]]> By: Oren Incandenza http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-293033 Oren Incandenza Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:46:45 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-293033 Can't believe no one has said this yet, but every true Vols fan knows that the biggest H-----n Hose Job was in 1956: Paul Hornung on a sub-500 Notre Dame team losing to Johnny Majors. Can’t believe no one has said this yet, but every true Vols fan knows that the biggest H—–n Hose Job was in 1956: Paul Hornung on a sub-500 Notre Dame team losing to Johnny Majors.

]]> By: Chg http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-293027 Chg Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:35:31 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-293027 Also, I can't believe Woodson is seriously credited with "shutting down" Big Ten passing games pre-Joe Tiller. Any All-SEC corner of the modern era could shut down the whiz bang passing attacks of the Big Ten simply by showing up. In 1999 (the oldest stats I could find at the NCAA website), everybody in the Big Ten must have had shutdown corners. Aside from Purdue at #4, there are two programs in the top 40 in passing: Michigan (obviously not a concern for Woodson) at 24, and Penn State at 38. After ten years of Tiller, he's made one bad program mediocre, and a couple of copycat awful programs have improved to merely below average. Illinois and Michigan will be test cases for how the big kids on the block fare with this newfangled spread the field passing whatchamagiggy all the kids are talking about. What with their rock and roll music, and their sockhops... JoePa just wants 'em to get off his lawn. Also, I can’t believe Woodson is seriously credited with “shutting down” Big Ten passing games pre-Joe Tiller. Any All-SEC corner of the modern era could shut down the whiz bang passing attacks of the Big Ten simply by showing up.

In 1999 (the oldest stats I could find at the NCAA website), everybody in the Big Ten must have had shutdown corners. Aside from Purdue at #4, there are two programs in the top 40 in passing: Michigan (obviously not a concern for Woodson) at 24, and Penn State at 38.

After ten years of Tiller, he’s made one bad program mediocre, and a couple of copycat awful programs have improved to merely below average. Illinois and Michigan will be test cases for how the big kids on the block fare with this newfangled spread the field passing whatchamagiggy all the kids are talking about. What with their rock and roll music, and their sockhops… JoePa just wants ‘em to get off his lawn.

]]> By: Chg http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-293022 Chg Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:10:44 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-293022 Wuerffel had a record setting season against much better competition. Plummer had a cool nickname and the backing of ABC/Disney/Cthulhu and their legions of casual CFB fans (because of the cool nickname). Wuerffel had a record setting season against much better competition. Plummer had a cool nickname and the backing of ABC/Disney/Cthulhu and their legions of casual CFB fans (because of the cool nickname).

]]> By: Ahab http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-293001 Ahab Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:30:56 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-293001 Wuerffel had the highest passer rating ever in 96. UF thrashed UT that year while going undefeated in the regular season. That Heisman is not up for debate. Wuerffel had the highest passer rating ever in 96. UF thrashed UT that year while going undefeated in the regular season. That Heisman is not up for debate.

]]> By: Dava http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292949 Dava Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:32:25 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292949 As an actual Orange fan (as opposed to those southerners who seem to think have a mostly-pale orange uniform allows you to call your team the big orange or something), I'm required by law to state that Don McPherson was totally jobbed in 1987. And that Ricky Williams' lifetime achievement award, Michael Bishop, Cade McNown, and Tim Couch finishing ahead of McNabb was absurd. Other recent times where the best QB/RB (arguments over recievers, linemen and defensive players are a lot trickier) wasn't in the top 2 include... 2003 - Jason White wins over Eli Manning(3), Matt Leinart (6), Philip Rivers (7), and Ben Rothlisberger (9)? Okay.... 2000 - 3rd-place Drew Brees and 4th place Ladanian Tomlinson were both far better players (yes, in college, not just in the NFL) than winner Chris Weinke or runner-up Josh Heupel 1996 - Danny Wuerffel (?!?!) wins and Troy Davis finishes second. #3? A halfway decent QB from Arizona State named Jake Plummer. #9?!?! Peyton Manning. 1994 - Rashaan Salaam wins and Ki-Jana Carter places ahead of Steve McNair and Kerry Collins who were, you know, actually pretty good instead of just guys who ran for a lot of yards. As an actual Orange fan (as opposed to those southerners who seem to think have a mostly-pale orange uniform allows you to call your team the big orange or something), I’m required by law to state that Don McPherson was totally jobbed in 1987. And that Ricky Williams’ lifetime achievement award, Michael Bishop, Cade McNown, and Tim Couch finishing ahead of McNabb was absurd. Other recent times where the best QB/RB (arguments over recievers, linemen and defensive players are a lot trickier) wasn’t in the top 2 include…

2003 – Jason White wins over Eli Manning(3), Matt Leinart (6), Philip Rivers (7), and Ben Rothlisberger (9)? Okay….

2000 – 3rd-place Drew Brees and 4th place Ladanian Tomlinson were both far better players (yes, in college, not just in the NFL) than winner Chris Weinke or runner-up Josh Heupel

1996 – Danny Wuerffel (?!?!) wins and Troy Davis finishes second. #3? A halfway decent QB from Arizona State named Jake Plummer. #9?!?! Peyton Manning.

1994 – Rashaan Salaam wins and Ki-Jana Carter places ahead of Steve McNair and Kerry Collins who were, you know, actually pretty good instead of just guys who ran for a lot of yards.

]]> By: Dave http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292927 Dave Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:19:39 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292927 The list of people who got most robbed for the Heisman begins and ends with Rex Grossman. Eric Crouch? Really? The list of people who got most robbed for the Heisman begins and ends with Rex Grossman.

Eric Crouch? Really?

]]> By: AU Cow Pimp http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292922 AU Cow Pimp Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:58:03 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292922 What purple and gold people like: corndogs
what blue and orange people like: jorts
what crimson and white people like: cousins

Comment by Tony the Tiger — April 3, 2008 @ 8:05 am

What Uringe and Blew peole like: Livestock. HORNY Livestock.

Safe Sex in Auburn: A big red “X” on the cows that bite.

]]> By: scranky http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292919 scranky Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:48:42 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292919 I must vigorously protest. As a guy who's personal domain is 14to9, I carry violent objection to being characterized a Vol, despite my questionable choice of eyewear. Yes, I'm wearing the Orange Oakleys. They're Gators orange, replacing the Blue Oakleys I'd lost the year before. Now fix that shit afore I tear this place up. I humbly suggest this image carries the credibility of my request: http://14to9.org/images/44.jpg I must vigorously protest. As a guy who’s personal domain is 14to9, I carry violent objection to being characterized a Vol, despite my questionable choice of eyewear.

Yes, I’m wearing the Orange Oakleys. They’re Gators orange, replacing the Blue Oakleys I’d lost the year before.

Now fix that shit afore I tear this place up. I humbly suggest this image carries the credibility of my request:

http://14to9.org/images/44.jpg

]]> By: Tony the Tiger http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292903 Tony the Tiger Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:05:02 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292903 (spoiler) What purple and gold people like: corndogs what blue and orange people like: jorts what crimson and white people like: cousins (spoiler)

What purple and gold people like: corndogs
what blue and orange people like: jorts
what crimson and white people like: cousins

]]> By: cans http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292887 cans Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:04:30 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292887 If you look up: "Cuts to the quick" in the dictionary there is this post. If you look up: “Cuts to the quick” in the dictionary there is this post.

]]> By: Vandy J http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292871 Vandy J Wed, 02 Apr 2008 23:10:40 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292871 *races home to find Oakleys and throw them into trash compactor* I have to admit, I took particular sadistic glee in attending the Cal-UT game last year and watching the couple above realize the path back to the hotel went through Oakland...at night...on public transit. However, the cloud of Big Orange is, in all sincerity, the only thing preventing me for planning my retirement in Oak Ridge. Just a pleasant town all round even if most of my mother's family wasn't from there. However, the fact they ARE from there may explain those mysterious Z chromosomes... *races home to find Oakleys and throw them into trash compactor*

I have to admit, I took particular sadistic glee in attending the Cal-UT game last year and watching the couple above realize the path back to the hotel went through Oakland…at night…on public transit.

However, the cloud of Big Orange is, in all sincerity, the only thing preventing me for planning my retirement in Oak Ridge. Just a pleasant town all round even if most of my mother’s family wasn’t from there. However, the fact they ARE from there may explain those mysterious Z chromosomes…

]]> By: JohnInHuntsville http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292846 JohnInHuntsville Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:28:28 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292846 The whole "blood makes the grass grow" thing is from a marching cadence used in Marine basic training. Lee Ermy (sp?) used it in Full Metal Jacket. The whole “blood makes the grass grow” thing is from a marching cadence used in Marine basic training.

Lee Ermy (sp?) used it in Full Metal Jacket.

]]> By: Rex Grossman http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/comment-page-2/#comment-292837 Rex Grossman Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:03:38 +0000 http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2008/04/02/stuff-orange-and-white-people-like/#comment-292837 This very funny idea has really been disaapointing since the florida one. How about Larry the cable guy, II I have to listen to one more UT fan say Gaaa- Teer-Done I will snap. He is more popular in Tennsesse than Andrew Jackson. This very funny idea has really been disaapointing since the florida one. How about Larry the cable guy, II I have to listen to one more UT fan say Gaaa- Teer-Done I will snap. He is more popular in Tennsesse than Andrew Jackson.

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