Comments on: RYAN PERRILLOUX, WINE CONNOISSEUR, LOCAL CHARACTER, QB.

By: the croominator

the croominator — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:48:54 +0000

At least no one ordered Merlot while he was there. I can hear RP now: “I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!”

By: Jennifer Farrell

Jennifer Farrell — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:46:03 +0000

An employee of the Kona Grill has gone on record (anonymously) with the Daily Reveille here at LSU confirming the story.

http://media.www.lsureveille.com/media/storage/paper868/news/2008/04/02/News/Employee.Perrilloux.Calls.Kona.Grill.Server.osama-3300160.shtml?reffeature=recentlycommentedstoriestab

Comment hilarity ensues.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:52:20 +0000

The Willamette Valley certainly produces great Pinots. Just like Napa and their production of great Cabs, you will get your fair share of mediocre wines. Since Willamette is relatively young, it isn’t as well known and hasn’t developed quite the reputation of the established regions in the wine industry. See the Columbia River in Washington as another example as a young, but good region. Also, while the label shown here is listed as “Cheap Red Wine” it is actually a decent table wine that has been around for decades.

By: Last Dragon

Last Dragon — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:23:39 +0000

Jeff @28 – If its all rumors, then why isn’t he back at practice? There is obvioulsy something going on……

By: BillyCannonIsMyCo-Pilot

BillyCannonIsMyCo-Pilot — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:49:59 +0000

Of course the RP false alarm has covered up the real LSU news of the day, the spirited Fulmer Cup debut of backup linebacker Shomari Clemons:

http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/17212417.html
(second story)

Note that after being pepper- sprayed, the presumably blinded and gagging Clemons, still game, made an apparent grab for the officer’s weapon. This no doubt led to the next step in the police manual after pepper spraying: Rapid Applied Skull Thrashing. The resulting comprehensive beatdown must be the explanation for why he escaped with a misdemeanor charge only.

By: Allaha

Allaha — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 02:37:05 +0000

If he truly wanted a Pinot Noir, he deserves this crap.

Order a Malbec — the juice of a $60 mln man — and he would have a new je ne sais quoi to his game.

Personlly, I think Mad Dog is likely his drink of choice.

By: Jobu Needs a Refill

Jobu Needs a Refill — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:44:06 +0000

The least thing he could do is transfer to South Carolina.

No. Seriously. We need a quarterback.

Go Cocks!

By: Studley

Studley — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:33:25 +0000

If RP is actually in trouble again, he might manage to survive this by spending every waking moment for the next four to six months running Tiger Stadium’s steps until he throws up something he ate in 1994.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:57:12 +0000

Good job posting unsubstantiated rumors, cause that is what this is. There are numerous reports and articles refuting this article and saying that RP didnt cause any trouble at all. Just because he has had his troubles in the past doesnt mean it gives you the right to crucify him over the slightest rumor that just so happened to come out over April Fools.

By: Hokie Andrew

Hokie Andrew — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 22:15:23 +0000

I have a hard time reconciling Perrilloux’s off field behavior with the fact that he looks like lovable Kenan Thompson. This actually makes his antics even funnier. I loved him in Snakes on a Plane.

By: Sherry

Sherry — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:30:05 +0000

Before you know it, he’ll be on Dr. Phil’s show. Along with Brittney Spears. What is Cajun for “train wreck?”

By: Mac

Mac — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:22:52 +0000

Text*LSU Holla*End Text.

By: JohnInHuntsville

JohnInHuntsville — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:19:47 +0000

“Here�s the interesting thing about this. He couldn�t have picked a stranger place to do this.”

You are under the false assumption that he is thinking about actions before he actually acts. Perriloux doesn’t need that shit.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:19:44 +0000

Seabass – you need a witness who’s willing to testify against him before the SUV/Grey Goose incident occurs. Sounds like the Kona folks lack the Kahonas. Coward nips. j/k

By: Seabass

Seabass — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:37:58 +0000

Get him an SUV, 5 guns, a hatchet and a bottle of grey goose.

Sorry LSU fans it’s on like Donkey Kong.