MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: LIONEL RICHIE
We had a dream: we had an awesome dream. It involved Ryan Perriloux flipping out in a restaurant. Getting details, but in the meantime, why don’t we take a minute on life’s lonesome highway and find a friend or two? And by friend, we mean: a quality mustache like Lionel Richie’s.
Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!

Karamu, fiesta, forever!









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RaginCajunRebel says:
Say you, say me,
RP and the po-lice
That’s the way it should be.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
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lawtool says:
Hello….is it me you’re looking for
dude, nicole ritchie came out of that?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
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TideDruid says:
If Garcia gets a Mini-MC, who does Perry-lou get? Mini- Old Dirty Bastard?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
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Chris says:
I remember hearing from somewhere that Nicole Richie was adopted, which explains her lack of a rockin ‘fro.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:58 am
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Roaminggator says:
“Lionel Richie? He ain’t been black since the commodores…..”
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
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Bottagetta says:
Saw Lionel at The Fox last Spring and it was the best concert I have ever been to. His best line, “I’ve been all around the world. In It-lee they call me Leonelle, and in Paris they call me Leon. And in Japan they call me Lionel Richieson…but I know when I’m home when the fine sista in the front row is screamin’ ‘Sing it Lion-el, Sing it!’.”
He proceeded to sing it. Sail on bitches, Sail on!
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
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Coop says:
Nicole Ritchie is adopted. GQ did a story about Lionel hanging out in Libya or some nation in the Middle East, and the story about how he adopted Nicole was mentioned.
It said he saw her on a stage of some sort, playing the tambourine, found out she had no family or lived in poverty with them or something, and adopted her.
I chalked it up to benevolence, mainly because I did not care enough to further investigate it.
Anyway, who else was forced to hear Lionel Ritchie, ad nauseum, on the carpool after school?
Rhetorical, as we all were.
Soccer moms loved them some Lionel Ritchie music back in the day.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
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socalbryan says:
lionel was the perfect performer to close the 1984 olympics… even though i was seven, i remember it clearly.
all night long, richie. all night long.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 am
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B says:
How has the Zappa stache evaded Wednesdays for so long?
http://students.ou.edu/F/Todd.D.Fagin-1/zappa.jpg
This must be rectified.
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 am
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lance harbor says:
Lionel Richie is one of the greatest performers of all time. And Bottagetta, he used a similar line at Jazzfest 06.
/warm fuzzy
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
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gerry dorsey says:
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo.
Way to parti’ o we goin’
Oh, Jambali.
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!
We’re gonna have a party.
All. night. long.
did i have to google these lyrics? yes (though i knew they were saying something along the lines of “jambo, jambo”)
does that make them any less ridiculous?? no.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
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Allahver Fist says:
Nicole was the fucking drummer’s kid. Jeez.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm
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Last Dragon says:
Pretty good Dorsey. All I could remember was party, karambu (sp?), fiesta, forever……..
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
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Laugh says:
No love for Bob Barr? I thought you guys were bloggers.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/04/01/report-bob-barr-weighing-presidential-run/
OMG DR. PAUL 4EVR
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm