FULMER CUPDATE: J'ARRESTED

by Orson on Apr 2, 2008 10:59 AM EDT

Al. AL! Hey, someone nudge Al Groh and tell him someone's been arrested. Oh, sorry. We forgot that's what he looks like when he's awake. Your football players are stealing credit cards from lockers at UVA, which is a great idea if you want the highest credit limits available on credit cards stolen from a public school locker room, but not so good in the morals, ethics, and getting arrested department.

U.Va. freshman JCourtney Williams, a linebacker who redshirted last season, was arrested Monday by university police, Lt. Melissa Fielding confirmed this afternoon.

Williams, a Christchurch School graduate from Danville, was charged with one count of credit card theft, a felony, and one count of credit card fraud, a misdemeanor, Fielding said.

A U.Va. student reported his wallet stolen from the Aquatics and Fitness Center, Fielding said, and our investigation led us to Williams and another student.

J'accuse, J'Courtney! Three points for the j'felony and one point for the j'misdemeanor get you four points in the Fulmer Cup for UVA on their way to Wahoo-ing their way into the midranks of the competition. It's a great testament to Al Groh's charisma that following a year in which they went 9-4 and finished second to Virginia Tech in the Coastal Division that the biggest buzz coming out of Charlottesville is...well, a guy with an apostrophied name stealing a credit card to pay for his MilfHunter.com account.*

*No evidence of this, but we definitely don't think he's a Suicide Girls guy or anything. And most definitely not a Burning Angel dude, either.

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You just can’t trust the French!

by Crabapple Buck on Apr 2, 2008 11:07 AM EDT reply actions

I note with some regret that RichRod’s lack of family values seems to have excised Michigan from the honored roll call of the Fulmer Cup. I feel that it is just one more example of the crumbling of modern society, seen through the prism of college football.

by Jackwraith on Apr 2, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

UVA may well be a public school, but if the beltway chariots of the alumni are any guide, many of those students would have credit cards worth heisting.

by DC Trojan on Apr 2, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

It is kind of amazing, what with Perrylou on the team, that LSU isn’t on the board yet.

As of this morning’s paper though:

http://www.2theadvocate.com/sports/17214327.html?showAll=y&c=y

(the last two paragraphs)

Hellz Yeah!

by GEAUX on Apr 2, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions

J’Courtney strikesme as a NaughtyAmerica.com type of guy

by DanF on Apr 2, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

do we get points for our two lady gamecock basketball players recently arrested? We have been unusually low ranked the past couple years.

by cockengr on Apr 2, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions

Imus apparently missed the target last year – possession with intent to distribute crack, credit card theft… nice. Maybe when Pat Summitt gets done kicking raccoon ass, she can come down here and straighten out our girls.

by Out of Conference on Apr 2, 2008 11:43 AM EDT reply actions

This is actually a great out for henpecked husbands in the Charlottesville/Albemarle County area whose wives find BangBus.com or PissGuzzlingCoeds.org or whatever on their credit-card statements: Just say J’Courtney Williams did it.

by Doug on Apr 2, 2008 11:44 AM EDT reply actions

Doug @ 8 – I’ve known guys to have a credit card / bank account for which the statement goes to the office rather than to the house – for gambling in one case, and $8,000 turntables in another. Presumably one could do the same thing for various fetish sites…

by DC Trojan on Apr 2, 2008 11:57 AM EDT reply actions

J’Courtney, we hardly knew ye.

No really, we didn’t know you and it looks like you stole, so now you’re going to be expelled. Never trust a Seahorse.

Upside: I now feel better about never working out in law school: my wallet might have been stolen!

by now_a_hoo on Apr 2, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

When did Emile Zola play for UVA? Under George Welsh?

by yoyofutbawl on Apr 2, 2008 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

Sounds just like a plain ol’ J’Dumbass to me…everyone knows you dont need to spend money on Milfhunter.com….just watch the 30 sec previews…at least is what I’m told…thats why cash is king….steal the cash, no paper trail kids….at least thats how they do at Iowa, then take pics of it and put in on Facebook…

by Mr Pelican Pants on Apr 2, 2008 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

Virginia is actually missing one point in the Fulmer Cup standings (should be 13 points total now). J’Courtney Williams was arrested for one misdemeanor count of marijuana possession back in February.

http://www.godanriver.com/gdr/sports/college/acc/article/uva_linebacker_jcourtney_williams_a_danville_native_faces_charges/2508/

“…also was arrested in February on a misdemeanor charge of marijuana possession. That case has been continued until February 2009 in Albemarle General District Court.”

by UVA_gunning_for_#1 on Apr 2, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions