PETE CARROLL: HANGING STEADY IN AWESOMETOWN

by Orson on Apr 1, 2008 3:02 PM EDT

Nutty USC kids, getting into the April Fools' bit by posting a fake AP story that Ohio State had cancelled their opening game against USC. Though you probably smelled bad fish from the start, you knew this story needed the lint roller of skepticism when you read the last sentence, right?

In related news, Ohio State running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Beanie Wells was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.--

Everyone knows the AP style manual doesn't allow leads with an adverb! Amateurs! Fortunately, (Grammar joke!,) Pete Carroll remains undaunted by your jibes and remains locked on awesome.

Forecast of awesome holding steady throughout the week, babies.

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Grammar joke appreciated, thank you.

by Carlinthemarlin on Apr 1, 2008 3:10 PM EDT reply actions

Bravo! I now look forward to your muckraking piece on the heinous “12 items or less” signs dumbing down every market across these great United States.

by Defender90 on Apr 1, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions

Its warm and sunny every day, he hangs out with energetic young people, he’s a millionaire, a winner, well liked, still pretty young & in shape, and prolly gets rimmed out by song girls every week, why the fuck WOULDN’T he be pumped as shit about every single day.

by Brian on Apr 2, 2008 9:24 AM EDT reply actions