Nutty USC kids, getting into the April Fools’ bit by posting a fake AP story that Ohio State had cancelled their opening game against USC. Though you probably smelled bad fish from the start, you knew this story needed the lint roller of skepticism when you read the last sentence, right?

In related news, Ohio State running back and Heisman Trophy candidate Beanie Wells was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse just in time.–

Everyone knows the AP style manual doesn’t allow leads with an adverb! Amateurs! Fortunately, (Grammar joke!,) Pete Carroll remains undaunted by your jibes and remains locked on awesome.


Forecast of awesome holding steady throughout the week, babies.