PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN!
Reader Dan points the way to a startling occurrence: Joe Paterno, after years of closed practices, has opened up practices to the prying eyes of the media, and has gone so far as allowing video streams of exactly what’s going on inside Penn State’s practices. It’s not quite “Kim Jong-Il: Cribs” level access, but for spring football it’s damn close.
What’s going on, you ask?
–Joe Paterno scaring the crap out of a linemen by rushing at him and into a blocking pad in an effort to show him proper pad level and attack angle. (Mind, read: “Please, please don’t let him die right here.“)
–JoePa screaming at a lineman to “PULL YA SHIRT DOWN”
–Further installation and use of the zone read in the Penn State offense, a look that proved quite effective for Michael Robinson two years ago and was as effective in the Anthony Morelli era as bowling with cinder blocks.

Freedom! JoePa jumps in.









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ThreenOut says:
I don’t credit the zone read’s failure the last two years to JoePa, but to Morelli’s caucasionality.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:28 pm
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Because They Can says:
So when did Joe Pesci start coaching PSU?
March 31st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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DanF says:
#2
October 25th 1917 – it was a co-ordinated event.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
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Because They Can says:
PSU fans: Is this display strictly for cinematic effect or does JoePa actually still run around yelling at practices? Those players look a little uneasy to me…but that could be explained in so, so many ways.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
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The Penguin says:
Is it just me or does JoePa sound a bit like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:52 pm
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mhentz says:
#4
It’s not for effect. The PSU players say Joe still runs around, yells at guys, and gets his nose in the dirt.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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lawtool says:
that’s going to be a lot of dirt.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:57 pm
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I know how JoePa feels. I have to yell the same thing to my wife when we are on Bourbon St. after a few Hand Grenades.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:20 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
He is truly a wily, entertaining, cantankerous bastard.
There aren’t any guys like him anymore. Civil War veterans, that is. There are probably one or two other really old, angry coaches.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:29 pm
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CincySooner says:
It’s April Fools Day… What will EDSBS cook up today?
April 1st, 2008 at 7:25 am
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Kenny says:
JoePa and Chuck Norris could do such wonderful things together for the world … if only their schedules every matched up.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:16 pm
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Run Up The Score says:
Well, you never see them in the same place…
April 1st, 2008 at 9:58 pm