PULL YOUR SHIRT DOWN!
Reader Dan points the way to a startling occurrence: Joe Paterno, after years of closed practices, has opened up practices to the prying eyes of the media, and has gone so far as allowing video streams of exactly what’s going on inside Penn State’s practices. It’s not quite “Kim Jong-Il: Cribs” level access, but for spring football it’s damn close.
What’s going on, you ask?
–Joe Paterno scaring the crap out of a linemen by rushing at him and into a blocking pad in an effort to show him proper pad level and attack angle. (Mind, read: “Please, please don’t let him die right here.“)
–JoePa screaming at a lineman to “PULL YA SHIRT DOWN”
–Further installation and use of the zone read in the Penn State offense, a look that proved quite effective for Michael Robinson two years ago and was as effective in the Anthony Morelli era as bowling with cinder blocks.

Freedom! JoePa jumps in.












1
I don’t credit the zone read’s failure the last two years to JoePa, but to Morelli’s caucasionality.
Comment by ThreenOut — March 31, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
2
So when did Joe Pesci start coaching PSU?
Comment by Because They Can — March 31, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
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#2
October 25th 1917 - it was a co-ordinated event.
Comment by DanF — March 31, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
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PSU fans: Is this display strictly for cinematic effect or does JoePa actually still run around yelling at practices? Those players look a little uneasy to me…but that could be explained in so, so many ways.
Comment by Because They Can — March 31, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
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Is it just me or does JoePa sound a bit like Mama Fratelli from The Goonies?
Comment by The Penguin — March 31, 2008 @ 4:52 pm
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#4
It’s not for effect. The PSU players say Joe still runs around, yells at guys, and gets his nose in the dirt.
Comment by mhentz — March 31, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
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that’s going to be a lot of dirt.
Comment by lawtool — March 31, 2008 @ 4:57 pm
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I know how JoePa feels. I have to yell the same thing to my wife when we are on Bourbon St. after a few Hand Grenades.
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — March 31, 2008 @ 6:20 pm
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He is truly a wily, entertaining, cantankerous bastard.
There aren’t any guys like him anymore. Civil War veterans, that is. There are probably one or two other really old, angry coaches.
Comment by Run Up The Score — March 31, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
10
It’s April Fools Day… What will EDSBS cook up today?
Comment by CincySooner — April 1, 2008 @ 7:25 am
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JoePa and Chuck Norris could do such wonderful things together for the world … if only their schedules every matched up.
Comment by Kenny — April 1, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
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Well, you never see them in the same place…
Comment by Run Up The Score — April 1, 2008 @ 9:58 pm