Comments on: CURIOUS INDEX, 3/31/08

By: Dixie Normous

Dixie Normous — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:11:58 +0000

Make it two Pearland alums that doubt Fozzy really plays the tuba…

By: ChemE93

ChemE93 — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:53:31 +0000

While I do find State�s spring game funny, I don�t feel that, as a fan of Alabama, I can cast stones just yet. The first scrimmage at UA was less than stellar (I know� it was a first scrimmage) and McElroy threw up INTs like he was Henig himself, but beyond that, Alabama�s offensive production in Starkville last November left a lot to be desired.
I�m not laughing until Alabama proves they can do better.

Now, the gun charges – that�s a totally different matter.
What are the odds that the guns were held sideways while being discharged? Cause that�s how ganstas roll.

While I credit you for not throwing stones on MSU’s offensive abilities, you may also want to think twice about throwing stones on the gun-toting-football player thingy, too.

By: haybeav

haybeav — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:38:50 +0000

11,000??? Thats about the number of fans who were turned away at Alabama’s spring game last year!!

By: Brian O'Blivion

Brian O'Blivion — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:11:08 +0000

Foswhitt Whittaker? He was great as Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. And an awesome dictator in Last King of Scotland.

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:53:04 +0000

It’s only fitting that a Canes highlight reel/photo montage goes NSFW within the first 1.4 seconds of audio.

By: DCH

DCH — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:43:24 +0000

You fancy boys in hogtown have ESPN at your spring game, we counter with the DunkRydas in Ft. Liquordale. No big deal.

1985. Carry on.

By: Picture Me Rollin

Picture Me Rollin — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:05:14 +0000

While I do find State’s spring game funny, I don’t feel that, as a fan of Alabama, I can cast stones just yet. The first scrimmage at UA was less than stellar (I know… it was a first scrimmage) and McElroy threw up INTs like he was Henig himself, but beyond that, Alabama’s offensive production in Starkville last November left a lot to be desired.
I’m not laughing until Alabama proves they can do better.

Now, the gun charges – that’s a totally different matter.
What are the odds that the guns were held sideways while being discharged? Cause that’s how ganstas roll.

By: Will Muschamps

Will Muschamps — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:01:55 +0000

Foswhitt, take this by autogyro to the Prussian Embassy in Siam, POSTHASTE!

By: Mr. Egger

Mr. Egger — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:46:20 +0000

Every time I read “lawya” from now on, I will think of Ralph King Anderson. Anyone else who has heard the South Carolina Court of Appeals judge say lawya or lawyaz will know why.

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:38:24 +0000

Thanks for the chuckle, Gerry!

By: gerry dorsey

gerry dorsey — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:52:11 +0000

fozzy = wocka, wocka, wocka

By: Doug

Doug — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:46:11 +0000

Anyone out there with an XBox and NCAA 2008, do us a favor and set up a simulation of a neutral-site Miami-Missy State game; I want to see if it’s possible to score negative points in a game.

Then again, we could always institute a new rule that any team playing a Patrick Nix-coordinated offense can only start 8 guys on D, just to keep things fair.

By: ThreenOut

ThreenOut — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:30:01 +0000

4. http://youtube.com/watch?v=kbvx5DYS6tE

clearly LSU.

By: PW

PW — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:25:22 +0000

Hasn’t every Bama player been LSU’s “receiver” for the past several years?

By: hailstate

hailstate — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:23:37 +0000

MSU’s starting QB played a handful of plays — granted his first pass was an INT. The bulk of the snaps was taken by the 3rd string QB and two walk ons. The second string QB is still rehabbing.

Croom is notorious for holding his key offensive starters out of the spring game. Hell, I think he sent Jerious Norwood to Jamaica for fear of him getting hurt during spring practice.