FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: PERUVIAN EDITION

by Orson on Mar 28, 2008 3:07 PM EDT

Sure, Mississippi State football players are shooting each other...

Defensive tackle Quinton Wesley, 21, a junior from Atlanta, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after he allegedly shot a gun at a car.

Starting left guard Mike Brown, 21, a senior from Atlanta, was arrested and charged with possession of a weapon, allegedly a .38-caliber Cobra pistol, on school property.

and thus earning seven points in the Fulmer Cup: three for each felony there, and one style point for the creative method of instant messaging chosen by Quinton Wesley. Both, by the way, have been not suspended, or put on some temporary probation, or some other variety of bullshit deferment: they're GONE, as in banished from Starkville completely. (No jokes about doing them a favor in the process, or how if you lived in Starkville, you'd go shooting random shit, too.)

Horses are hating on dogs, too, and you're not doing a thing about it.

Everywhere, dude. Haters are everywhere.

The point is: there's cheesecake to be handled here, and served before it gets warm. First, Vanessa Jeri, a Peruvian model sent to us by Bundameister First Rank Kleph; and then, for those who don't even bother with faces, two fine selections from Supertangas, the best website on the planet for people who like looking at women's behinds--and just that, because that's pretty much your only choice over there.

As always: SFW, but not S(mart)FW, m'kay?

Enjoy your weekend, and for those hoops-inclined types, check out Thirty-Five Seconds for ongoing tourney coverage. And now, bunda.

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God, I want to rest my face on that last one like it was a pillow. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find out where my interior monologue went.

by Doug on Mar 28, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions

Nicely done, Kleph. Daddy likeee- a lot.

by Out of Conference on Mar 28, 2008 3:37 PM EDT reply actions

Dave chapelle said it best: Skeet skeet SKEET!

by Brian on Mar 28, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

PRAISE THE LORD FOR THAT LAST SHOT

by 3rd on Mar 28, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

The last two pictures are making my heart skip and other parts…well…..

by Signal to Noise on Mar 28, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions

Good God Almighty, Damn. *

by Felix on Mar 28, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions

Great asses and all, but what the fuck’s up with condemning Starkghanistan cybernoogies? That’s the single gayest shit I’ve ever read on this site.

by Allahver Fist on Mar 28, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions

Well Nevermind. Bunda searching speed-reading has made me look like an idjut again tonight.

by NewAZTiger on Mar 28, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions

but sammie thought that the bunga junga stuff was related to the jay whitlow theory on the evolutionary devlopment of the scourge they call starkville but whitlow reports that sinclair has been forewarned that if he ever tries that bunga junga stuff in mississippi again he will find himself plastered on billboards all around town.

by eric y on Mar 29, 2008 8:41 AM EDT reply actions

10,000,000 Hits for EDSBS. Congrats.

by Allahver Fist on Mar 29, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions

Didn’t Michael Brown transfer from Florida b/c he couldn’t take the heat from UM ? I like Croom, but he’s screwed for next year.

by Johnny H on Mar 30, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions

I have a 50 year old Peruvian woman who works for me. And passes for 30. Good genes down there, unlike Starksville. Losing our best OL & good depth at DT hurts.

Of course this was Super Bulldog Weekend and they were just warming up. Les Miles understands these things and would have reinstated both by Monday.

by yoyofutbawl on Mar 30, 2008 10:25 AM EDT reply actions