RP: CREEPING OUT THE DOGHOUSE, MAN

by Orson on Mar 27, 2008 10:41 AM EDT

Ryan Perrilloux, the sixty million motherfucking dollar man suspended from the LSU Tigers for violating team rules, has been unsuspended by coach Les Miles. He hasn't appeared in practice yet, but appears to be well on his way to escaping the purple and yellow air-conditioned doghouse complete with full wetbar, jacuzzi, and solid gold bathtub in Baton Rouge.

Dat boy outta doghouse, Thibodeaux! Photo by LSUFreek, of course.

Particularly helpful is the fact that no other qb on the LSU roster has so much as a hair of experience Perrilloux's evident contrition and commitment to team principles. That's the real driving force behind all of this, we're sure.

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Way to show some discipline Miles. He’ll think twice about screwing around now.

by ThreenOut on Mar 27, 2008 10:49 AM EDT reply actions

A couple million crazed, drunken, pissed off coonasses would make you rethink your stance on discipline…

by lance harbor on Mar 27, 2008 10:58 AM EDT reply actions

I sense the LSU Fulmer Cup chances improving. Geaux RP!

by Crabapple Buck on Mar 27, 2008 11:02 AM EDT reply actions

Urban Meyer thinks that his punishment was harsh.

by Steve on Mar 27, 2008 11:04 AM EDT reply actions

Orson, Pete Carroll hits home runs.

http://www.petecarroll.com/index.cfm/pk/view/cd/NAA/cdid/403697/pid/400025

by Bryan on Mar 27, 2008 11:09 AM EDT reply actions

RP out of the doghouse, Kenneth Page holding lots of loot. Tigers helping Tigers, lawya!

by Out of Conference on Mar 27, 2008 11:10 AM EDT reply actions

Oh and Stephen Garcia thinks this is bullshit.

by Out of Conference on Mar 27, 2008 11:12 AM EDT reply actions

You can’t counterfeit heart or talent. Trust me, Ryan would know.

feels awful that this is the best counterfeiting reference I could come up with

by TideDruid on Mar 27, 2008 11:19 AM EDT reply actions

PerryLou is a fine young man. Most guys would leave their pregnant girlfriend at home on a Saturday night. Not PerryLou. He takes her to a bar.

by intellidouche on Mar 27, 2008 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

#9
Provided that bar is located conveniently within the confines of a casino.

by NativeSon on Mar 27, 2008 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

Please file under: least surprising story evah.

by NativeSon on Mar 27, 2008 11:29 AM EDT reply actions

Come on. All we know is that Mr. Perrilloux has:
1) used his older brother’s ID to get into a casino.
2) gotten into a fight at a bar.
3) passed phony money – maybe with knowledge or without, though the FBI has only spoken with him, not charged him.
4) Missed team meetings, classes.

It’s not the type of behavior you’d like to see from your starting QB, but he’s no Cecil Collins.

by TigerNacho on Mar 27, 2008 11:38 AM EDT reply actions

“Free Ryan Perriloux!!!”

“They freed him already…”

“Oh…Umm..Gays in the military now!!!”

…..film?

by CK on Mar 27, 2008 11:56 AM EDT reply actions

If Stephen Garcia has a floating mini McConaughey on his shoulder…..does RP have a floating miniature Rick James? Or perhaps a entire floating mini 2 Live Crew?

by Chips O'Toole on Mar 27, 2008 12:01 PM EDT reply actions

Gee…….I think I predicted this the day he was suspended.

by Last Dragon on Mar 27, 2008 12:53 PM EDT reply actions

Can you imagine how distraught he was over this? I mean, he was suspended during the offseason.

I’m glad to see that Lester decided to lay down some serious discipline for Perilloux.

Did they even make it to spring practice? Jesus.

by Steve on Mar 27, 2008 12:59 PM EDT reply actions

I’M RYAN PERILLOUX…BITCH!

Go to work, Mr. LSU Freak.

by shovel pass on Mar 27, 2008 1:49 PM EDT reply actions

@ 13- PCU

by SEC Supremacist on Mar 27, 2008 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

andrew hatch handed off, like, ten times last year. i think that counts as a hair.

by schmub on Mar 27, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

#13, blow me where the pampers is

by Ltrain on Mar 27, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, this wasn’t a case of stern discipline by Miles, but you have to laugh at Bama fans jumping on this.

Didn’t Saban suspend D.J. Hall for the entire game against ULM. They were losing at halftime and Saban put him back in to start the 3rd quarter. Talk about some discipline there. And they still lost. When asked about it in the after-game press conference, Saban’s explanation was, “It is what it is.” Wow….just wow.

Clemson owns all of you!

by orangefever on Mar 27, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions

Steve @ 16 – there are five practices left, including the Spring Game on April 5 (held for the first time at night so they can try to get a bigger crowd to attend).

by Studley on Mar 27, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions